Hetalia one-shots

Liver and Cheese (SpaBel, Netherlands, Romano)

** Lars = Netherlands. Bella = Belgium **

Antonio was pretty drunk. He was at the bar with his two best friends, Lovi and Lars. Of course, they were more drunk than him. Riiiiiiight.

Lars' little sister Bella approached the trio, a small smirk twitching her lips playfully. "Hey, whoever can use liver and cheese in a sentence can have me."

"Have you?" Lovino repeated skeptically. She nodded, like that was the most normal thing in the world.

"Okay." Lars deadpanned, even though she was his sister. "I like liver and cheese."

"That's not creative at all."

"Well, I think liver and cheese taste like shit." Lovino tried.

She shook her head again, not satisfied. "No swearing, Lovi."

"Like hell!"

"Ah, mi amigos." Antonio lulled. He cleared his throat. "Liver alone, cheese mine~"

They stared at him.

"Nice!" Bella chirped.

"...you're spending way too much time around goddamn Francis." Lovino grumbled.