Hetalia one-shots

Cool (Nordic 5)

"Hey, guys!" Matthias jumped into the room that the rest of his friends were in. "I have freakin' amazing news!"

Tino smiled at him. "Are you and Luke finally dating?"

Lukas spit out his drink.

"Uh...yeah, but that's now what I meant." Matthias said with a casual shrug. The others chuckled.

Lukas gagged, still in complete shock. Emil patted his back, expressionless.

"Anyway." Matthias continued. "I changed my name!"

Cricket noises.

"Is it something stupid?" Lukas asked.

"It's something awesome!"

"What did I do to deserve this..." He got up and left. Matthias pouted and looked at the rest of his friends.

"Yeah, I mean... Me too." Tino got up. And since Berwald was basically his shadow he got up too.

"M' too."

Matthias groaned loudly and turned to Emil, who raised his eyebrows but didn't move. At least for the time being.

"Wanna know what it is?"

"No." Emil said flatly.

"Matthias Koolher-than-you." He said excitedly.

"...that was bad. Just really bad."