Hetalia one-shots

Matthias is straight (DenNor)

"Hey Matthias!" Tino said happily as he walked over to his friend. The man in question looked up from drinking a beer.

"Hey, what's up?"

"What's your sexuality?" He asked with an innocent head tilt. Matthias grinned.

"Well duh, that's easy. Of course I'm str--"

Lukas walked in behind Tino. Matthias swallowed thickly.

"Um, I mean I'm st--"

Lukas caught his eye and smirked slightly, eyebrows raised just the slightest in a challenge.

Tino saw where he was looking and nodded knowingly. Lukas tried to look innocent.

"Oh fuck me please." Matthias muttered under his breath. He didn't expect the others to hear him.

"Gladly."

"My work here is done~" Tino said, looking satisfied. He smiled broadly at the pair. "Have fun, you two!"