A Life With The Seven Boys

Anti-Jimin

8:40 pm

[Jungkook's POV]

hi. i am Jeon Jungkook
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i just turned 16, last week.
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i'm all grown up
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i'm still a junior student.

but wonder why i'm already in highschool?

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well, my uncle, Mr.Jeon Dae Sung, is the principal of this school.
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i asked him if i could enter highschool already because i don't like everybody seeing me enter middle school while my hyungs are already in higschool.

and also, im an adult.
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i repeat, i'm an adult y'all.
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my uncle told me i can. but i will enter 10th grade two times; this year, and next year...
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Jimin is my classmate. we're on class 2.

he likes sticking his nose with me.

and i really hate him.
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anyways,

earlier, I recieved a letter.. on my locker

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but it wasn't really meant for me.
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it's for Jimin.
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it said it was from the clumsy woman, Kim Jihyeong.
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" Jimin, what do you think of Jungkook? he's ugly right? he's really snobbish.. do he think he's cool? well, no. he's just tall. he don't even have a talent. so, jimin, wanna hang out with me after class?"
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she hates my guts.

i know

i hate her too.

i don't like her being with us.

i don't like her being with me, hobi hyung, yoongi hyung, jin hyung, namjoon hyung, taetae hyung..

and jimin.
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i decided to throw that letter on a trash bin without hesitating

i don't want to start a fight with her

it's just a waste of time.

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what if she did it on purpose..?
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i think she likes me.
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i'm used to it.

i mean,

who'll not have a crush on me?

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i have everything.

i have enough money on my bank account to buy seventeen cars.
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i swear once you saw me on person, I swear, fifty years will be deducted automatically on your life span

i'm a honest person, everyone.

i only lie once in a century.

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but there's a thing..
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that could make you cry a river
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should i tell it?
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okay.
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you can't marry me.

sorry.

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i don't like girls.
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what are you thinking?

actually, i'm manlier than Jin hyung

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what i am trying to say is, i don't like being with girls, i don't like being in a relationship, being romantic,..etc. it's just a sort of drama

you'll just get hurt by the end.

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whatever. let's talk about my hyungs.

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Namjoon hyung,..

another clumsy guy.

he breaks everything he touch.
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i guess he was born with a curse.

but he's cool. he's really smart.

i want to be like him, really.

Jin hyung,..

he's handsome, but i'm more handsome than her.

i mean him.

he's polite

he's kind

he's hardworking

he's caring

he cooks for us.

he drives us to school.

where can you find someone like him?

by the way, she likes pink.

he likes being with namjoon hyung the most.

and.. he's a bit feminine. well, everybody knows that.

okay let's move on

Yoongi hyung the turtle.

he looks like a turtle, he moves like a turtle, he's a turtle.

motionless, timid, lazy, sleepy, LETHARGIC.

he only move when necessary.

on weekends, he spent 17 hours of sleeping.

when he woke up, he'll go downstairs to find something to eat at the fridge

then after eating, he'll go at his room again,

to sleep of course.

Hobi (Hoseok) hyung

he's.. playful,

friendly

and very loud

but he's very clean

he's also very good at dancing.

he immediately fall for nice girls.

he might even like Jihyeong.
i caught him, staring deeply at her. earlier.

he really likes acting cute towards everyone.

Taetae hyung

.. first of all, he's really weird, strange, rare & very childish

i don't know why everybody loves him

he believes that santa claus was the one who gave him the puppy toy last christmas

he said he saw a unicorn talking to him on his room

he always feel sorry everytime he drop his favorite lady bug eraser that is already te years old

he was like: "oh lady buggie, i'm so sorry!! let me take you to the hospital!!"

geez, you can't even see the 'lady bug' there
..all i can see is a white, cut in a half, dirty, kiddy eraser

he does also communicate with the washing machine.

but he's really handsome.

Jimin

dwarf who don't own eyes

everything on him is small..seriously.

he's not cute

he's not.

okay..

he's hot.

you'll get yourself burned once you touch this shorty

only the lucky ones can see the chocolate bread. you know what i mean.

based on my calculations, i got the most admirers and i really hate Jimin.

[A/N: im sorry for jungkook's personality. forgive me yall. please feel free to comment down for any suggestions so i can make changes for the chapters in the future :) thanks <3]