A.N. first time writing in Wade's pov so excuse me if I mix up his boxes, it's currently 5:12 AM. I tried to research some but my eyes are shit. In the comics it's kind of complicated for me😬
[] = White(the more serious one I believe??)
{}= Yellow(the one that matches Deadpool's personality more)?
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«Wade's P.O.V»
I asked if I could go over to Petey's house today, and he was hesitant but agreed.
Ned and Mj always warned me to not really talk about anything personal about him, but the curiosity was killing me!
{You mean us? We need credit too, Dickwad!}
[Guys stop fighting! What if it's something serious!]
Sorry Yellow, us.
[Why do I even bother? You guys ignore me anyways unless it's a taco Tuesday.]
Yeah, that's because you're the only one that makes sure my stomach doesn't explode from all those delicious chimichangas!
{mmmmmm~ we should get some right now!}
Totes a good idea, but I have to finish my diary monologue! These Fangirls don't die down on their own you know! They need their content.
{true, true}
I was currently walking on the street, looking at all the cute babes! Wearing the classic hoodie, on our way to the saint himself.
[Peter!]
{Dicks-I mean Petey!!!}
I smiled and waved to the people who were looking at me weirdly.
We were soon in front of our beloved's apartment and I walk through the doors.
The man behind the counter didn't even look up from his computer.
{borrriinggg}
[how cliche will this fanfic get?]
"Let's find out!" I said as we skipped up the stairs.
"Can't we just go to 3rd person!!"
{yeahhhh this I boring}
[Im going to have to agree]
"No one likes a 1st person fic, author!"
Author: Aughhh fine!
Wade skipped-well, tried to, falling over a few times before he was at his prized boy's door.
{Fuck yeah!}
"White I swear to god I will beat you if you pull a Captain America!" He chimed pertly outside of Peter's door, he then knocked.
[I wasn't!]
{heh Steeb}
[You guys are so disappointing]
{heyy you join in the pranks too sometimes!}
White stayed silent.
Wade heard footsteps coming closer to the door, and he excitedly waited to see his beloveds face.
But he was met with confusion when an unbelievably attractive women opened the door.
"You must be Wade!" She said excitedly, not fazed by his face being covered by his hood.
"Uhmmm yeah?" Wade replied, now self conscious.
{weiny}
The woman beckoned him in and said, "Peter will be right out! He's very dedicated with his showers." She gave Wade a warm smile.
Great, he thought, some awkward talk with who ever this lady is.
{Maybe it's his sugar mama?}
[don't be ridiculous yellow, probably a relative]
"Petey never mentioned you?" Wade asked.
"Oh that little shit," She spoke under her breath, "I'm Aunt May! Or just May if you prefer!"
{that's disappointing, I thought we'd get some threesome action with his sugar mama}
[jesus, we aren't even dating Peter yet!]
{yet}
Wade mentally told himself, well the boxes to shut up.
"I'm going to be leaving soon anyway, I got work. Quite the pressure," May stated, walking around the house hurriedly, "We tend to worry each other a lot."
Wade nodded, sad that Petey didn't tell him about May.
"Well, tell Peter my goodbyes when he's out."
{heh, closet}
[shuuut uuppp]
"Ok-Yeah, will do Ma'am!"
She smiled and grabbed her purse, "I like that attitude, don't do anything stupid while I'm gone."
{We gonna do Pete-a!!!}
"Yeah we are." Wade said to himself.
May gave him one last glance before she stepped out of the house.
Wade explored the kitchen and living room, dining room, until he reached the hallway. Wade wiggled his eyebrows.
[NO! Bad Deadpool! Not yet!]
{he 'tis but a virgin}
"We don't know that." Wade said out loud.
"Wade?" Called a slightly muffled, feminine voice.
{hehe}
[He kind of do have a body of a woman though]
{you right, you right}
"Oh my god you two were fighting earlier, why are you agreeing now."
"What?" Peter called.
Wade put his ear to the door, "May said bye!" He heard the curtain pull back.
"Ok I'll be out in a minute."
Wade kept his head on the door for a while longer before skipping past to what he reckoned was Petey's room.
{Imagine him in the shower-Hbandjrne najaown}
"No! I shall be a gentleman tonight! No hard-ons!"
{that's impossible}
[have you seen his ass?!]
{haaaaaa}
Wade opened the door and looked around. A very messy room. Books and clothes spilled everywhere.
"I can dig that."
{as long as the bed's clean}
[I'm going to slap you]
"Shut up!" Wade yelled as he walked to his desk. Some pictures and drawings, homework-
{blah, blah, blah, blah, blah- can we skip to the sex now?}
"Did you not hear anything I just said?"
{when do I?}
[never.]
{exactly}
Wade looked around more and flopped onto Peter's bed.
"These sheets smell of him." Wade wiped away a fake tear.
{it's his bed you dumb nut, what do you expect- Harry Styles Cologne?}
[that'd make it ten times better!]
"Now that is going on the bucket list!"
Peter was soon out of the shower, and walked out to his room to change.
"What are you doing on my bed?"
Wade snapped his head and moaned. "Oh-m-g!!! He's so hot!"
Peter blushed. "Get out! I need to change!"
Wade sat up and walked up to Peter, he whistled, "Damn son! You got a hot bod!"
Peter opened the door more, "out!!!"
Wade walked out slowly and took a peek of his ass.
{pull the towel-I'm begging you!!}
[no, me must remain civil!]
"Man that ass is something else compared to Cap'ns!"
Peter slammed the door shut and locked it for precaution. How annoying can he get!
Wade walked back to the kitchen and looked in the fridge-Food!
{Jabcnekwns Yesssss}
Wade got out some-pretty looking good leftovers. "This looks and smells so good!"
{just like Peter}
"Amen to that brother!"
He looked around for a microwave and put it in.
{heheheh}
[you little-]
"I'm guessing you've made yourself at home?" Peter asked, now properly dressed.
"Yes I am! Wanna get married yet?"
Peter rolled his eyes and sat down at the table. "No."
"How come you were so worried about me coming over?" Wade asked, leaning himself on the counter.
Peter shrugged, "I don't know."
Wade raised a none existent eyebrow and pulled his hood down.
{something ain't right}
[angst time?]
{I hope not.}
They sat in silence for a while until the microwave beeped. Wade pulled out the food and opened all the cupboards until he found some plates.
Wade set the plates down and sat across from Peter, who was blankly staring.
"What are you thinking about?" Wade asked, putting some food on his plate.
Peter blushed and reached for some food.
{Cha-Ching!}
Wade smirked and shoveled some food into his mouth.
"Don't say anything stupid." Peter muttered.
Wade almost choked on his food from laughing. "When do I not say anything stupid?"
[ooooooo]
{apply water where it burns}
Peter smiled and started eating. Wade very carefully watching him.
"How come you didn't tell me about May? Because she's cool."
Peter frowned. "Reasons."
Wade huffed like a little kid.
{because we are one}
[no shit]
"That's a stupid answer." Wade muttered.
"She's kind of the only person I have left, so I just thought-I don't know."
Wade frowned.
{welp. We have no one}
[Weasel, Cable, Al-]
{Cable hates us, so does Weasel-probably Al too}
[I mean-we do hide her weed]
{and masturbate in her house}
"Oh my God, guys! Shut up!"
Peter looked at Wade, tilting his head.
[thats cute]
{can we fuck him}
Wade smirked seductively and looked down.
Peter was so confused. What is up with this guy?
They continued eating, Wade making funny comments here and there, Peter smiling.
Peter stood up and took Wade's plate.
Wade got up and walked over to the living room, looking at the pictures on the stand. A man, Peter, and May.
Wade looked around some more and found the movies and video games.
Peter was over in the couch and sat down. "Sooo," he started. "Did you plan on doing anything while you're here?"
"You." Wade muttered, turning an interesting video game over to the back.
Peter blushed and put his hands in his lap.
"Mariocart?" Wade asked, holding up the case.
"Sure!" Peter smiled and got the old Wii remotes.
They played for a while, Wade sitting at Peter's feet. They were on the 3rd cup when they finally got bored.
"How bout a movie or something?" Peter asked.
"Sure Wade leaned back and reached for his remote.
Peter sheepishly handed him the remote and looked away.
"You can pick. Since you're already down there."
Wade laughed and looked through the movies. Godzilla, Creep show.
[lots of older movies]
{we should watch a horror movie so Peter will cling onto us!}
[that is so cliche]
{that's the point}
Wade decided on the Divergent series. He set up the movie player, Peter impatiently on the couch.
"I'll get some blankets!" Peter requested and got up.
Wade turned the movie on and skipped through the trailers. He went to the kitchen and looked for some popcorn. He found a packet and thanked the lord.
{Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus!}
[I loooveee to praiisseee yourrrrr naammme!]
Wade sang along and started on the popcorn.
Peter rummaged through his room for some blankets and pillows. And brought them out, a huge pile on his arms.
Wade looked at him and laughed.
Peter rolled his eyes and dropped them down on the floor. He put the legs of the sofa up and laid some blankets down. He propped some pillows and got comfy.
The menu for the movie was repeating and it was getting annoying, "Wade! Hurry up!"
"Sorry, baby boy!" Wade replied, carefully pouring the popcorn in a bowl and quickly found some seasoning and ran to the couch. He found the light switch and turned it off on his way to the couch.
Peter grabbed the remote, after looking for it for an eternity.
Wade sat the popcorn between them and got under the blankets.
They started the movie and ate some popcorn. They finished the first movie and the popcorn was long gone.
Peter was getting sleepy around 25 minutes in the second movie. Wade secretly hoped they could cuddle.
{hell yeah!}
Wade moved the popcorn bowl and slyly scooted closer to Peter.
The words and pictures got blurry for Peter as he slipped off.
Wade mentally squealed and brought Peter to his chest.
"M'what're doing?" Peter asked, half asleep.
Wade stroked his hair, "shhhhhhh"
Peter snuggled into Wade, "mkay"
{stay calm!}
[stay fucking calm!!!!!!]
Wade slouched down and brought Peter on top of his chest.
Wade brought more blankets over them and turned the movie off, smiling. He turned to his side and Peter buried himself in his chest.
Wade smelled his hair.
{so heavenly}
That was the last thing Wade heard before he slipped off to sleep.
Wade woke up a couple times, due to a couple headaches and burns. Stupid cancer.
He quickly slipped off again due to Peter. He was now turned away from Wade, but still in his arms.
The last time Wade woke up was to someone walking around the house. He sat up and saw May making breakfast. He ducked before he could see her and cuddled into Peter some more, the boxes silent.
Peter shifted and turned back around, he opened his eyes. They widened when he realized he was using Wade as a human pillow.
He didn't know whether to move or ignore the awkward moment. But he looked so peaceful.
Peter decided to try not to move and ignore his Aunt moving around the kitchen, hiding her smile.
Her boy was happy, that's all that mattered.
A.N. That was fun, took me a while to get back to this but I went with it. We started online school and it's a bitch. Hope you enjoyed and stay safe🥺☺️🤫🤤😬😦🗿🐸👹