Lord give me strength

Even more self indulgent quotes

Mostly from an au I want to write but won't

DC: Where's New York??

New York: [muffled cursing from behind the curtain]

DC: nevermind

Florida: [runs in screaming]

Florida: This is fine

California, behind him: So-

Florida: [screams]

Florida: I think I might make it-

Texas: [picks him up and fucking yeets him at California]

Florida: I hate all of you

Florida: Another shitty day

Florida: Another shitty paycheck-

New York: Really? Because I thought they payed you for how loud you manage to scream-

Florida: [shrieks and shuts the door]

New York: Well fuck you too then

Florida: [muffled groaning] 

Connecticut, being an asshole: First time?

Florida: no-

Florida: wait

Connecticut: :)

Florida: son of a bITCH

Texas & California: [flirting]

Florida: I hate it here

Florida: Hey how y'all

DC: [glares]

Florida: [screaming] GET YOUR FUCKING EMPLOYEE

America: It don't bite

Florida, already running: yeS IT DO 

Florida: Maybe this place isn't that bad-

Colorado, at the door with Connecticut: Uh

Colorado: We broke something

Florida: You're the only one I can stand anymore, what is it?

Colorado: The kitchen 

Florida: The-?

California, when he gets in: HEY

Florida: [screams]

Florida: This is the shittiest-

Florida: [sees DC]

Florida: Would you look at this lovely

Florida: Lovely corner

Florida: [runs]

Florida: making my way down town, walking fast-

New York: [peeks out and glares at him]

Florida, speeding up: Walking faster

Florida: You know what

Florida: Gender is a game and I have cheat codes

California: You're doing great sweetie!