Lord give me strength

Is it yeeted or yote

Dumb brain will not shut up, so enjoy these

Louisiana: California I slept with your wife

California: I don't have a wife...

Florida: I slept with your boyfriend

California: ...Interesting, interesting

Florida: And your dog

California: Now hold on-

Florida: Slept in the same bed as you sicko

DC: You can't break that

Louisiana: Yeah but he can lick it

DC: I guess?

Florida: I'm gonna lick it

DC: You're grounded

Florida: You can't do that

Florida: Have you guys ever tried performing magic tricks

California: I've played magic the gathering

Louisiana: I don't think those are the same things

Florida: That's why your wife left you

California: I don't have a wife

Florida: Because she left you

DC: Florida, say something funny

Louisiana:

Louisiana: I'm

Louisiana: I'm Louisiana

DC, fake laughing: That's funny, anyway-

California: Bro I'm straight up

California: Not having a good time

Texas: Conservative voices are being censored!

California: No-

Florida: I got banned for saying "hetero bitch"

Texas: well that's-

Florida: Shut up

Night guard Florida: If there is anyone here, please speak to us

California: JUST A CITY BOY-

The District of Columbia: Hey :)

Florida: I have to gay-

Florida: I-I mean go-

Florida: I'm mentally stable

Louisiana: You started crying when a cat walked over to sit by you

Florida, tearing up: I just felt so blessed-

Florida: Hey Cali, how's your boyfriend?

California: I don't have a boyfriend

Florida: I know, I just wanted to remind you

California: How's your dad?

Alternatively:

Florida: Hey Cali, how's your boyfriend?

California: I don't have a boyfriend

Florida: Maybe I could change that

Flight attendant: Please secure all small items

Florida: Do you feel safe?

Rhode Island: I will steal your fucking knee caps if you don't shut up

DC: I can't find Rhode Island, have you guys seen him?

Alaska: He drank four energy drinks in one sitting and thought the birds were talking shit about him

Rhode Island, from outside: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY ABOUT ME?

Alaska: Ask me why I love you

New York: This feels like a trap

Alaska: Ask me why I love you

New York: Why do you love me-

Alaska, pulling out a powerpoint: I'm glad you asked!

Florida: We have fun, don't we?

DC: I've literally never been more stressed in my life

California: Just be yourself, say something nice to him

Alabama: What? Which one? Be myself or say something nice, I can't do both

California: Can I be frank with you guys?

Florida: Sure, but I don't see how changing your name is going to help

Louisiana: Shhh let Frank speak

Florida: Well isn't this a nice change in scenery

California: This is a prison cell-

Florida, already breaking out: No shit Cali, I was being sarcastic

California: I panic when people compliment me, what am I supposed to say?

DC: Good job at the meeting today!

California: m-MERRY BIRTHDAY

California: Do you think different laundry detergents have different tastes?

Florida: They do

California: Why do you say that with such certainty

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