Motivation machine broke so here's this
Florida: You wouldn't want to date me...I'm a handful
DC: That's ok! I have 2 hands!
Florida: aw, babe you had a crush on me?
DC: We're married
Florida: Still
CDC: I just slept for 12 hours but I'm still tired...so I'm gonna sleep for another 12
California: Isn't that a coma?
CDC: Sounds festive
DC: I care about all the states equally
Louisiana: Yeah...sure
Louisiana: While we're at it, there was a-
DC: Is Florida okay?!
Louisiana: (takes a sip of his drink) I figured
Florida: Go big or go home
DC: Please just go home
DC: Just this once
Florida, whispering: I'm going big
DC: Florida you have to learn to pick your battles
DC: No...put some back
DC: Florida that's too many
I went thru a bunch of stuff but I can't tell if these were already done
YOU ARE READING
Lord give me strength
FanfictionBased on the series 'Welcome to the Statehouse' by Ben Brainard on Youtube/TikTok/Instagram
