Missed some joke opportunities

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Florida is really easy to lift, but can also lift everyone else really easily

So they're all used to being able to pick him up easily but one day he's trying to get by Alaska or Texas in the kitchen and they don't notice him

So he just picks them up and moves them to get by

and everyone is just shocked


Florida will pick up someone else's habit if he misses them/wants to talk to them but isn't sure how

so if he wants to be soft with DC he'll drink black coffee 

or if he isn't sure how to talk to Alaska he'll be quieter 

or he'll pick up things from the others' body language (crossing his arms more, standing differently, etc)


DC: Florida! No!

DC: [sprays him with water]

Florida: [stops because what the fuck]


Something stupid: DC reaching his breaking point and fucking tackling Florida at one point


Would Florida make cursed food combinations? And how cursed? 

Like gatorade rice? Crunchy oatmeal? Drinking a pizza milkshake? 


I would also love to see Florida meet Hank Green at some point


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