Lord give me strength

Video game quotes

All of my fics are really self indulgent so I'm sorry to everyone tired of them

[Murder mystery]

California: [points a gun at New York] tell me something only the real New York would know

New York: Fuck you

California: [points the gun at Florida] tell me something only the real Florida would know

Florida: I love you

[California shot a bystander]

California: Well shit

Louisiana: I'm bystander

California: Same

New York: Me too

Florida: water is a rock

Texas: [shoots him]

[Bystanders win!]

Florida: You can't handle the truth

Louisiana: So when did it all begin

Louisiana: When did you buy that flannel

California: It all started when...

California: I picked up this knife [stabs him]

Florida: Hardcore bro

Florida: Aw, you coming to confess to me under the cherry tree?

DC: Yes 

DC: [stabs him]

Florida: [kills California]

Florida: Ha!

California: I was going to compliment your curtain but they're ugly

California: Bitch

California: But technically

Florida: Humans are just calzones-

DC: [shoots him]

DC: Nothing was lost

DC: except my eyesight

[Dead by daylight]

Florida: [stands behind Texas]

Florida: Well howdy there buckaroo 

Florida: Have you been a good boy this year?

California: Is he the bunny?

California: [gets the one hit kill from skulls] 

Florida: Looks like you got a rotten egg

Florida: hippity hoppity your soul is now my property [stabs Texas]

Florida: I wrote this song

Florida: From the perspective of a car

[piano noises from Florida's mic]

Florida: [makes car noises]

Texas, stabbing him: What the fuck

California, on a generator: Let him finish

Louisiana: Yeah what the fuck

Louisiana: Let him speak

Texas: [puts him on the hook] no

[Eggwars]

New York: No what the fuck-

New York: WHAT THE FUCK

New York: FLORIDA 

New York: YOU'RE FUCKING USELESS

New York: DEFEND THE EGG

Florida: I'm workinG ON IT

New York: WELL DO BETTER

Florida: FINE [goes feral and eliminates the entire server]

Florida: How's that for defend the egg

California, who needed three more gold tokens: [fear]