Florida: Everybody has a gay cousin
California: Bitch
California: I don't have a gay cousin
DC:
California: Oh shit
California: I am the gay cousin
Florida, being immature: [points at Cali and DC being sweet] What the fuck
Florida: is this allowed?
Florida: is this allowed?
California: Stop
Georgia: It's 4 am, why are you baking a cake? And what's with the party decorations and sweets?
Louisiana: He's celebrating the death of his sleep schedule and sanity
Florida: Yeah, want a cookie?
Florida: I want to give you the world but I'm broke
Georgia: Come here
Florida: [comes closer]
Georgia: [hugs him]
Georgia: I have the world right here in my arms :)
Florida: [loud sigh]
Georgia: What's wrong?
Florida: You haven't looked at me for 10 minutes
Georgia: We're watching a movie
Florida: Did I ask for an excuse??
California: I heard you like bad boys
DC: not really
California: Oh thank god
Florida: I heard you like bad boys
Georgia: I don't
Florida: Which works because I'm bad
Florida: At everything
Louisiana: 1 in four people are gay
Texas: So someone here is gay
Florida: I hope it's Georgia, he's nice
California: I hope it's DC, he's cute
California: What do you want to be for halloween?
Florida: Loved
California: What?
Louisiana: Georgia ate his garlic bread
Georgia, trying to be sweet: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Florida: No, but I scrapped my knee crawling out of hell
(That quote could also be Cali/DC)
Georgia: I love you
Florida, flustered: Well I didn't ask you
Florida: Why aren't there synonyms for "me"
Georgia: because there's no one else like you
California: that was surprisingly wholesome
Georgia: Florida, what do IDK, LY, and TTYL mean?
Florida: I don't know, love you, talk to you later.
Georgia: Okay, I love you too, I'll just ask Cali.
Florida: wait-
California: You're blocking the view
Florida: Bitch I am the view
California: No, I meant-
Georgia: He's right
Georgia: Here, I'll drive you home
Florida: No, I have a boyfriend
Georgia:
Georgia: I'm your boyfriend
YOU ARE READING
Lord give me strength
FanfictionBased on the series 'Welcome to the Statehouse' by Ben Brainard on Youtube/TikTok/Instagram