Lord give me strength

You'd be damned to be one of us, girl

I have things planned I swear
but for now: have some quotes/headcanons

Memento vivere (Rebellion phase au - I say that like it ever ended)

Nerd Florida Nerd Florida Nerd Florida

Florida: I think the government cannot be trusted
Gov: Excuse me?!
Florida: You're excused

Texas: If you keep acting gay, no straight person will want to talk to you
Florida: Well fuck
Florida: I have to go dye my hair
Texas: Wait-
Florida: Is painting my nails still seen as a gay thing?
Florida: Should I put on makeup? 
Florida: A dress? 
Texas: Why are you like this

District: [does the leaning on door thing]
Florida: [gay panicking] 

Gov: and where have you been?
Florida, lighting a bat on fire: I've been doing stuff

Florida: fUCK YOU 
Florida: I DON'T THINK
Florida: SO I DON'T EXIST
Florida: AND YOU CAN'T CRITICIZE ME
California: I don't think-
Florida: "To avoid criticism, say nothing, do nothing, and be nothing"
California: What?
Florida: cogito ergo sum
Massachusetts: He has a point
Gov: no

Gov: You can't just steal from people!
Florida: [pulls him down by the tie] Yeah? 'Cause it looks like I just did
Gov, gay: That's not- 
Florida: :)

Florida: you're all going to hell
Florida: Goodbye! 

Florida: These hands are rated E for everyone
Gov: That's illegal
Florida: Where's the law
Gov: [sends it]
Florida: I'm not reading that

Fnaf au

Old DC: Hey how y'all-
Florida: [screaming] gET YOUR FUCKING EMPLOYEE-
California: He doesn't bite
Florida: HE ONLY BITES

Old DC: I'm not a man nor woman
Old DC: I'm a problem
Old DC: I identify as a nuisance 
Florida: Gender: trouble

Old DC: My gender
Old DC: [indiscernible noise and vague hand gesture]

Old DC: nb dysphoria is... weird
Old DC: I don't wanna look like a guy or a girl
Old DC: I want people to see me and be like "what the fuck"

California: Happy to announce your head removal surgery was a complete success!
Texas: What a weight off my shoulders
Florida: What the fuck

New York: Why the fuck do I prefer blaring music over listening to like... the fridge or something
Florida: because you control the loud noise
New York:
New York: I can't hear you over Sincerely Me

Old DC: I don't hit kids
Old DC: But I'd hit you
Florida: k
Old DC: Can we get a new one

New York: [walks in]
Florida: [shines a light at him]
New York: I will gouge your fucking eyes out
Old DC, holding the batteries: Can I have his eyes when you're done with them
Florida: wOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT
Florida: It's six-
New York: [punches him]
New York: I feel better now

Old DC: We're glitching through walls babey!

Florida: What do you do all day
Old DC: Wake up
Old DC: malfunction 
Old DC: cry
Old DC: call it a day

Florida/Mass au

Florida: Hey, Mass? 
Massachusetts: Yeah?
Florida: I want to hug you
Florida: but you don't like hugs
Mass, who's love language is acts of service: Okay... well what about
Massachusetts: [puts his legs over Florida's]
Florida, beaming: That works

Florida: Would you punch me in the face-
Texas: yes
Florida: for a billion dollars
Texas: 
Florida: 
Florida: Why did you say yes before I finished
Texas, seeing Mass: I didn't
Texas: I have to uh
Texas: be somewhere
Texas: actually
Texas: so