I don't know anymore
Jaxon: [forgets the word for lid]
Jaxon: [walks up to Utah with a pan]
Jaxon: Where's his hat
Kingsley, to the groupchat at 3 am: Honque
Jaxon: French geese be like:
Utah: Why did your school call me?
Jaxon: [mumbles]
Utah: I can't hear you
Jaxon: I poured water on a kids test because he kept looking over at mine and writing down my answers
California: Why is Jaxon at the meeting?
Utah: He got kicked out of class
California: Why?
Jaxon: I said the government was a bunch of dickheads and called anyone that tried to defend the government a dickhead in training and the teacher called my dad
California: Well you're right
Utah: Don't encourage this
Florida: Why was he kicked out this time?
Utah: He kept cursing while the teacher was talking about censorship
Utah: What did you say when they asked you to stop?
Jaxon:
Jaxon: "What, are you going to censor me?"
Jaxon: Wait
Jaxon: Awesome is from like
Jaxon: Filled with awe
Jaxon: So that means handsome is
Kingsley: Please go back to bed
Jaxon: Fuck!
Illithyia: Language
Jaxon: Fuck is actually of Germanic origin, related to Dutch, German, and Swedish words for "to strike" and "to move back and forth."
Jaxon: But the first time it's ever shown up was the 16th century-
Illithyia: Go to your room.
Jaxon: Carpe diem is "seize the day"
Jaxon: carpe noctem is "seize the night"
Jaxon: and carpe collum is "seize the neck"
Jaxon: so if you don't shut up-
And some headcanons to end it
Jaxon wears glasses
He is a little shit and a chaos gremlin but instead of being physically destructive he'll just keep talking and bringing random facts up until someone is either freaked out or he wins whatever argument he's in
He curses in other languages he knows (only at home) so Utah/Illithyia stop telling him not to curse
He has social anxiety and agoraphobia
He uses weird insults like "I'm gonna harvest your toes" or "may both sides of your pillow be warm"
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Lord give me strength
قصص الهواةBased on the series 'Welcome to the Statehouse' by Ben Brainard on Youtube/TikTok/Instagram