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Florida's would say "I love you too" every time one of the states slips up and says "I love you" to end a call just to be a little shit

Utah and Indiana would say "Thanks I was just about to make one!" in reply to the people who say "you too" to a worker after being told to enjoy their meal/drink just to make them feel better

Alabama staying up to make cookies with Indiana but Indiana keeps trying to steal the cookie dough so Alabama has to struggle between making the cookies and stopping Indiana from stealing the cookie dough

Absolute fucking disaster DC trying to cook one time and immediately fucking up so a barely awake Florida with messy hair, eye bags, and clothes that is a) definitely not his and also b) way too big for him, comes in and calmly fixes whatever it is then walks off to crash on the couch leaving a now very guilty DC standing alone in the kitchen

Dad Utah as that one post where he tells his kids things like "it's there to protect you from monsters" in reply to them asking him to check under their bed

Dad jokes with Utah

Mass and dad Utah both being willing to pull out a hose if any of the other states throw a water balloon at them/try to use a water gun

Utah being so used to having kids he somehow manages to get back at Florida and Louisiana and no one knows who did it until he makes a comment in the middle of a meeting one day, followed by his face of instant regret, then followed by Florida and Louisiana going "IT WAS YOU?!"

Utah has come home with at least one random animal he found and Illithyia/DC had to tell him they couldn't keep it, instead of actually agreeing, he tells them he will get rid of it and just passes it to one of the states that can take care of it/keep it hidden instead

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