Lord give me strength

38

This hc is still torturing me I-

Seb: GO TO YOUR ROOM

Florida: I'M ALREADY IN MY ROOM

Both: (muffled screaming into a pillow)

Florida: What would y'all do if I died

Jerry: I would go to your funeral

Florida: but would you be sad-

Leo: I would laugh

Florida:

Leo: 

Jerry:

Tom: I would be sad

Florida: Thank you

Florida: Would you still love me if I was a worm

Tom: Are you a worm? 

Florida: No

Tom: Ok

Florida: 

Florida: Would you still love me if I was a worm

Jeremy: Bold of you to assume I like you now

Florida: 

Jeremy: wait I was kidding please come back

Jeremy: Please- you're the only one who let's me talk about BMC

Florida: Would y'all still love me if I was a worm

Leo: No

Seb: No

Seb: I think we broke the toaster

Leo: Blame Florida

Jeremy: he's passed out on the couch

Tom: How do you know it's broken?

Leo: It's on fire

Seb: it is also Florida's fault

Florida: I have this random headache that comes and goes

Tom: I don't think that's normal-

Leo/Seb: [Walks in]

Florida: here it is again

Florida: Sorry I'm late-

Leo: It's fine we know you're useless

Jeremy: I haven't had enough coffee for this-

Tom: What happened?

Florida: I didn't want to come

Jeremy: I'm one of the most responsible people here-

Florida: You set the toaster on fire-

Jeremy: When I have coffee, I am responsible-

Leo: It's fine as long as you blame Florida

Tom: Why would anyone hit seb?

Florida: Because they met him

Jeremy:

Leo: 

Florida: I didn't say that

[When they were kids]

Leo: I've done a lot of dumb stuff

Tom: I've witnessed the dumb stuff

Jeremy: I recorded the dumb stuff 

Seb: I helped you with the dumb stuff

Florida: I TIRED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF-

Jeremy: I wish I could make boys nervous

Florida: Holding a really sharp knife to their throat usually works

Jeremy: Good point

Tom: Why are you two like this

Florida: You can never lose an argument if you say 'shut up nerd' at the end

Tom: Yes you can-

Florida: Shut up nerd

Tom: You haven't gotten out of bed yet, are you feeling okay?

Florida, clearly in pain: I feel fine

Jeremy: That's what we're gonna put on his grave, 'He felt fine' 

Florida, while Leo and Seb break everything: This is fine

Tom: nO IT ISN'T-

Jeremy, screaming: WHAT THE F-

Florida: This is fine. 

Florida: If I die, my funeral is gonna be the biggest party and you're all invited

Tom: "If"

Jeremy: Great, the only party I've ever been invited to and he might not even die

Leo: I will put my "A" down to make "A"

Seb: I will put by "T" down to make "AT"

Tom: I will put my "R" down to make "RAT" 

Jeremy: I will add onto your "RAT" to make "BIOSTRATIGRAPHIC" 

Florida: (Flips the table)

Leo: THIS IS WHY DAD NEVER LIKED YOU

Tom: I think that's enough monopoly for today

Tom: I don't think you should have anymore coffee-

Jeremy: Coffee cures depression

Florida: No it doesn't, you're going to have a heart attack-

Jeremy: More espresso less depresso

Florida: I just slept 40 hours and I'm still tired...I'm gonna try 12 more

Tom: Isn't that just death-

Jeremy: how are you alive-

[Distant screaming from Leo and Seb]

Florida: Death sounds really refreshing right about now

Sorry for all the sibling content, I can't stop thinking abt it for some reason