Lord give me strength

States as Tom Harlock quotes

My day be so fine then boom, I remember I can't draw hands 😔

(Also some of these are edited) 

Warning: Blasphemy, drugs, threats, suicide mention/implication 

Colorado: The only language that's universal is emojis

Connecticut: 

Connecticut: It's three am

Colorado, high: U is for you

Colorado: y-

California: W h a t

Florida: We stan one uneducated queen

Gov: Bitch you stress me the fuck out

California: Bitch

California: Me stresses me the fuck out

Someone: Dude, you're disgusting, get a life you sad attention seeker

Florida: Ooh!

Florida: Three truths and a lie

Florida: Am I

Florida: A) disgusting

Florida: B) in need of a life

Florida: or C) a sad attention seeker

Florida: 

Florida: I'm disgusting

Florida: Everything that comes out of my mouth is comedic gold

Florida: Read my lips

Florida: (mouths) piss

Colorado: wait

Colorado: a b c d e f 

Colorado: F 

California: He has the actions of a meth head

Florida: Meth head?! Crystal methamphetamine

Florida: Do I look like I'm on reduced sleep? Do I look like I'm on reduced food? Do I look like I'm going through psychosis? Do I look like I'm anxious?

Florida: Well yeah, all of the above is correct, but I haven't got any of the mood swings. 

Florida: So fuck off

Gov: For once I agree with you, but do you snort cocaine?

Florida: Cocaine?! Listen here, DC, I want you to look directly into my eyes.

Florida: Actually, no, bitch, look directly at my septum. [tilts his head]

Florida: Does it look like I snort cocaine?

Florida: Drugs are for mugs and addicts that need help. 

Someone: I hope you go to hell

California: I've got news for you

California: hell is a social construct. 

Utah: Look at Jesus H. Christ.

Utah: Jesus grafted. He started from zero followers, and then he sold merch. Everyone started wearing those crosses, and then he sold a book.