Au from the "Even more self indulgent quotes"
It's a fnaf au
DC: Florida died
Colorado: That sucks, I'm sorry for your loss
DC, shoving Florida back in his suit: we don't care
Texas: You better watch out
Florida: With you assholes I'm on high alert at all times, that won't be a problem
California: You better not cry
Florida: Ok that's gonna be a problem
Florida: New York threw this at me
California: Is that his hook
Florida: I think I'm bleeding
DC: Babe your hand is so cold
New York: That's my hook
Anyway here's this gc thing
[11:59] New York: Someone add the Night guard
[11:59] California: Adding him
[12:00 California has added Florida]
[12:01] California: Where is he
[12:01] Florida: I'm trying my best
[12:01] Florida: Who the fuck disabled the door
[12:01] Florida: I'm gonna break y'all fuckin coffee machine
[12:02] Florida: Take it back, I've gotten a 2 dollar raise and I'm not fucking that up
[12:03] Connecticut: Challenge accepted
[12:03] Florida: I hate it here--
[3:57] Florida: Cali get the fuck away from the door
[3:57] Connecticut: Shut the fuck up
[3:57] Connecticut: I'm trying to sleep
[3:57] New York: I just heard him scream
[3:58] Florida: WHERE THE FUCK IS DC
[3:58] DC: The lights went out
[3:59] Florida: FUCK--
[5:58] Florida: 2 more fucking minutes
[5:58] Colorado: You got excited about a 2 dollar raise?
[5:59] Florida: and where the fuck have you been
[5:59] Colorado: powered down
[5:59] Colorado: These guys scare me
[6:00] Florida: FUCK YEAH
[6:00] Florida: FUCK THIS SHIT IM O U T
[6:00] New York: No he isn't.
[6:01] California: What did you guys do to him??
[6:01] Texas: DC jumpscared him at the door and now he's crying
[6:02] DC: Good.
YOU ARE READING
Lord give me strength
FanfictionBased on the series 'Welcome to the Statehouse' by Ben Brainard on Youtube/TikTok/Instagram