Lord give me strength

Anyway-

Louisiana: Why'd you call me?

Florida, crying: a spider IS BLOCKING my only exit of the house

Louisiana: [traps it in a cup and let's it out] Better?

Florida, calming down: Yeah

Louisiana: [pats him on the head] 

Louisiana: I'm invited? I thought this was a family only thing

Florida: You are family

Florida: :)

Louisiana, tearing up: oh

Louisiana: I thought you were still mad at me?

Florida: I decided to be mad at myself for a while. Try something new for a change, y'know?

Florida: You're never getting rid of me

Louisiana: Well, I definitely hope so. 

Florida: I'm gonna haunt you even after your death.

Louisiana, laughing: Isn't that a bit on the next level?

Florida: My motto used to be "If God can't stop me, no one can"

Florida: Turns out I was wrong, the police can. The police can definitely stop you.

Louisiana, concerned: Excuse me?!

Florida: Compared to the times I was sober, I'm actually pretty honest when I'm high. 

Louisiana, not looking away from the drink he's making: You're a disaster at both.

Florida: Everything I say is the pinnacle of intelligence.

Louisiana: You called grapes Thanos toes yesterday-

Florida: And? What about it?

[Texas and Louisiana start arguing]

Florida who hates when Louisiana gets in fights, trying to move the attention onto him: My parents didn't care about me when I was a child

Louisiana, suddenly worried: Florida no

Connecticut: Please shut up! No one likes listening to you!

Florida: Louisiana likes listening to me, right Louie?

Louisiana: Hell yeah I do

Florida: ugh me and my one brain cell are struggling

Louisiana: Wait do we only have one braincell?

Florida: Okay, and this is my Louie

California & New York: Oh

Florida: Wait

Louisiana, shoving him to the side: I'm his Louie

Florida: Bro, I want to live in your socks. 

Louisiana: What the fuck, bro?

Florida: So I can be with you every step of the way.

Louisiana, close to tears: Bro?

Florida: Bro.