accidentally gave myself a new ship last chapter
I can see Florida just fighting with anyone willing, so the District of Columbia will do it for fun/practice
District of Columbia: I'm gonna beat you next time
Florida: I've already beaten you twice
District of Columbia: First time was a tie
Florida: And the second time?
District of Columbia: Second time there was no witnesses
[someone's being annoying]
Florida: Babe
Florida: Babe
Florida: Pick me up
District of Columbia: [picks him up and walks over to the person]
Florida: [smacks the person] Shut up
California: What's the stupidest thing you've ever done?
District of Columbia: Awfully bold of you to assume he's reached peak dumbass
Louisiana: Would you take a bullet for him
District of Columbia: I-
Florida: And take my ticket out? Bitch-
Florida: I don't think so
District of Columbia & Louisiana: [softly] No
Florida, in the closet: No, I'm straight-
District of Columbia: So is spaghetti until things get steamy
Florida, gay: Wait-
Florida: [walks in]
District of Columbia: Dibs
California: Florida, that's a lego set for people five and up
District of Columbia: Yeah? And?
District of Columbia: He's the up
District of Columbia: I love you
Florida, panicking: That's gay
District of Columbia: [upset]
Florida: wait-
Florida: wait no I was kidding-
District of Columbia: Birth certificates are just receipts for human beings
Florida: Can I return myself
District of Columbia: No
DC: Be the bigger person
Florida: Bitch-
District of Columbia: He's 5'5 and bitter, you be the bigger person
Edit: removed stuff
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FanfictionBased on the series 'Welcome to the Statehouse' by Ben Brainard on Youtube/TikTok/Instagram