Lord give me strength

More stupid concepts

California getting pissed one day and wrecking shit while blaring songs like "American idiot" and "Basket case"

Florida owns some apartments he uses for crime/to get away from the others for a bit

Florida joining Cali in wrecking shit

Mass joining Cali in wrecking shit

I kinda like Cali having an anarchy phase but at the same time I feel like he's read "Animal farm"

(he probably had one anyway)

Villain Florida and "Dancing queen" is a terrifying combo

But at the same time, in a normal statehouse fic, him playing ABBA while baking properly for the first time since moving is something

Cali blaring "Creep"

Mass and New York would be an awesome combo while wrecking shit, New York just brings a crowbar and Mass has a baseball bat

Florida owns katanas and at least one flaming sword (probably a flaming dagger tbh)

Cali/New York getting high and listening to "Where is my mind" kinda hurts ngl

I want to see Loui deck someone

Electric anti hero Florida and high way to hell

Florida wearing a dark floral button up, alligator earrings, dark blue jeans and doc martens with hair that's just barely long enough to tie up

Cali wearing a pink 80s static button up, light blue jeans, doc martins and electric guitar earrings

"Somebody told me" by the killers with either Florida or California walking out with a bat/crowbar in hand after wrecking shit (I can't find the video I want but there's this video where guy tosses a bat up and knocks it forward so he can catch the handle in his hand and it feels fitting) 

The song "Take me to church"

California cursing out the others in whatever languages they don't know 

Off topic but Patroclus by Nathaniel Orion hurt my soul