Florida: What are your resolutions this year?
California: 1080p
Florida: Fuck you
Florida: Wait wait wait-
Florida: You can't hit me I'm a pacifist
Florida: [punches him and runs]
Connecticut: Get the fuck back here
Florida: You may be verified on Twitter
Florida: But are you verified in the eyes of God?
Utah: I
Utah: I don't know.
DC:*singing* making my way downtown
DC: walking fast
Massachusetts: *glares at DC & balls fists*
DC: walking faster
Florida: I LOVE YOU
DC: I LOVE YOU MORE
Florida: I WOULD STEP ON A LEGO FOR YOU
DC: Holy shit
Utah: Marry him
California: Don't think too rash now
California: Florida?
Florida: I have a rash?
[Playing a minigame]
DC: Who has the gun
California: I have the gun
Florida, who got murderer: Oh really?
Texas: [pulls out the gun] Show me your gun
California:
California: My finger guns
STAI LEGGENDO
Lord give me strength
FanfictionBased on the series 'Welcome to the Statehouse' by Ben Brainard on Youtube/TikTok/Instagram