Lord give me strength

You could use a buddy

How would I write if the chapter has old DC in it? Should I just say old DC? 

Old DC: breaking the fourth wall games like undertale and ddlc that mess with the game's files and window don't go far enough, I want games that border on malware
Florida: if you get the wrong ending it sends your nudes to your boss
Gov: [what the fuck]

CDC: At this point I have no gender, only rage

Louisiana: Make anyone cry today? 
Florida: Sadly, no. But it's only 4:30

Florida: You can say that over the phone, New York, but if I had you here, I'd pound you to a pulp! [hangs up]
New York, lowering a phone and coming out of the shadows: Start pounding, Florida.
Florida: [screams]

California: Before I do anything, I ask myself: Would Florida do that? And if the answer is yes, I do not do that thing.

Colorado: Your future self is watching you through memories right now
Florida: Not if I get black out drunk! Take that you prying creep!

Florida: [peacefully sketching]
Spain, walking in: Why are you in here
Spain: being a good kid
Florida: What?
Spain: Do something stupid so I can yell at you

California: I think everyone should cry for forty minutes
California: unironically 

Florida: Get crowbarred bitch!
Florida: Thanks for the crowbar Cali
Gov: Cali! What the fuck?!
California: I don't know!
California: I'm bored!

Indiana: I've never had a friend before
Alabama: I could be your friend
Indiana:
Indiana: I've never had a boyfriend before-

Ohio: my head hurts
Indiana: I'll kiss it better :)
Ohio: 
Ohio: my lips hurt too-