Lord give me strength

Incorrect quotes

California: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives

New York: I wake up at 4:30 AM

California:

California: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives

Louisiana: What if I press the brake and gas at the same time?

Florida: The car takes a screenshot.

California: For the last time, get the fuck out.

California: petition to remove the 'd' from Wednesday

Florida: Wednesay

California: Not what I had in mind, but I'm flexible

Florida: What if the 'g' in 'gif' is silent?

DC: Go the fuck to sleep

Florida: What gif I don't want to?

DC: Fuck You

Florida: A theif.

California: Thief?

Florida: Theif.

California: I before E, except after C.

Florida: Thceif.

California: No.

DC: You often use humor to deflect trauma

Florida: Thank you

DC: I didn't say that was a good thing

Florida: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny

Florida: Look. I may not be a saint, but it's not like I've killed anybody. I'm not an arsonist. I've never found a wallet outside of an IHOP and thought about returning it but saw the owner lived out of state so just took the cash and dropped the wallet back on the ground.

California: Okay, that's really specific, and that makes me think that you definitely did do that.

Florida, pointing: May I sit there?

DC: That's my lap

Florida: That doesn't answer my question, DC.

New York: I'm going to take you out

Florida: great, it's a date!

New York: I meant that as a threat.

Florida: See you at five!