Lord give me strength

✨Soft✨

Me? Writing soft Utah? It's more likely than you think

Utah: Illithyia-

Illithyia: What? What? What?

Utah: We fell asleep on the couch

Illithyia: What? Did we do anything fun?

Utah: I mean- we ate a lot of cheese

Illithyia: I need you to do something about the leak

Utah: It's not even that noticeable 

Jaxon: [walks in and trips over the pots and pans that are catching the water]

Kingsley: You know what they say

Jaxon, nervous: No, what do they say?

Kingsley: One man's trash is another man's present to his dad

Utah: Give me a minute and I can help you with your report

Brayden: It's okay, just have it on my desk by 5

Utah: I'm not doing it for you

Jaxon: I made this friendship bracelet for you

Florida: I'm not really a jewelry person

Jaxon: Oh...it's okay, you don't have to wear it-

Florida: No, I'm gonna wear it forever back off

Brayden: There's no such thing as ghost!

Jaxon: Fine then, what do you think that noise is?

Brayden: I dunno, probably just a murderer or something.

Jayden: Dad, can you bring me some more chips?

Utah: Go to bed

Jayden: I'm in bed

Jayden: I'm just hungry

Jaxon, after they break something: Oh my god! We have to leave a note! We have to-

Utah: What? It was an accident, who cares?

Jaxon, about to cry: We have to apologize!!

Utah: You're so honest who raised you

Jaxon: You did

Utah: Oh right

Utah: I guess we can leave a note

Utah: [peacefully wrapping presents]

Kayleigh: vibe check!!

Kayleigh: [hits him with a wrapping paper tube]

Utah: Study hard or you're going to McDonalds

Kingsley: We're going to McDonalds if I don't study?

Utah: Kingsley, no-