Chapter 11 Oh Darn, And New Song, Ron's idiotic

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Chapter 11
(Year Five)
A/n: i'll be skipping a little in fifth year because the fifth book is SO DARN LONG! okay, hope you don't mind,

"It's that Umbridge women!" me and Harry gasp in union.
"Who?" said Hermione and Carly in union, Carly got Gryffindor Jason has Rvenclaw, which i'm not surprise because at school he would always get a A+,
"She was at mine and Ro's hearing, she works for Fudge!" explained Harry.
"nice Cardigan," said Ron, smirking. Umbridge was wearin all pink.
"she works for Fudge?" Hermione repeated, frowning. "What on earht's she doing here, then?"
"Dunno...." me and Harry ,again, said in union.

it was silent for a moment "No" Hermione muttered suddenly, "no, surely not...."
i give Hermione a confused look follow her gaze to see PROFESSOR GRUBBY-PLANK TAKING HAGRID'S SEAT!!!!!!
my mouth fell open in shock Hagrid isn't at Hogwarts! Oh my god! he's not here! a few seconds later the doors open and here came the first years i'm still in shock that Hagrid isn't here Carly pinched my ear and i jump "Ow! what the freak, Carly" i said.
"Getting you out of your shock" said Carly like it's the most oblivious thing in the world. i roll my eyes at my friend and watch the scared looking first years.

the sorting hat started his song:

In times of old when i was new
And Hogwarts barely started     
The Founders of our noble school
Thought never to be parted:           
United by a common goal,                
They had a selfsame yearning,        
To make the world's best magic school
And pass along their learning.
"Together we will build and teach!"
The four good friends decided
And never did they dream that they
Might someday be divided
For were there such friends anywher
As Slytherin and Gryffindor?
Unless it was the second pair
Of Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw
So how could it have gone so wrong?
How could such friendship fail?
Why, i was there and so can tell
The whole sad, sorry tail.
Said Slytherin, "We'll teach just those
who ancestry is purest."
Said Ravenclaw, "We'll teach those whose
intelligence is surest."
Said Gryffindor, "We'll teach all those
with brave deeds to their name,"
Said Hufflepuff, "I'll teach the lot,
and treat them just the same."
These differences cause little strife
When first they came to light,
For each of the four founders had
A House in which they might
Take only those they wanted, so,
For instance, Slytherin
Took only pure-blood wizards
Of grate cunning, just like him,
And only those of  Sharpest mind
Were taught by Ravenclaw
While the bravest and the boldest
Went to daring Gryffindor.
Good Hufflepuff, she took the rest,
And taught them all she knew,
Thus the Houses and their founders
Retained friendships firm and true.
So Hogwarts worked in harmony
For several happy years,
But then discord crept among us
Feeding on our faults and fears.

The Houses that, like pillars four,
Had once held up our school,
Now turned upon each other and,
Divided, sought to rule.
And for a while it seemed the school
Must meet an early end,
What with dueling and with fighting
And the clash of friend on friend
And at last there came a morning
When old Slytherin departed
And though the fighting then died out
He left us quiet downhearted.
And never since the founders four
Were whittled down to three
Have the Houses been united
As they once were meant to be.
And now the Sorting Hat is here
And you all know the score:
I sort you into Houses
Because that is what i'm for,
But this year i'll go further,
Listen closely to my song:
Though condemned i am to split you
Still i worry that it's wrong
Though i must fulfill my duty (Carly giggled at that and Rosemary flicked her)
And must quarter every year
Still i wonder sorting
May not bring the end i fear.
Oh, know the perils, read the signs,
The warning history shows,
For our Hogwarts is in danger
From external, deadly foes
And we must unite inside her
Or we'll crumble from within
I have told you, i have warned you.....
Let the Sorting now begin.

 (No idea how hard it was to write that!!)

The hat sat there still that song was different i look at Harry and he shrugged
"Branched out a bit this year, hasn't it?" said Ron, his eyebrows raised.
"Too right it has," said Harry.
it sorting started and i started to wonder "Carly, why aren't you with the first years again?" i ask.
"Me and Jason had a privet sorting, Marie," said Carly. i nodded and watch the sorting.

after the sorting Dumbledore raised "To our newcomers," said Dumbledore his voice ringing, his arms wide open with welcome and a smile on his face, again i feel like he's the wizard father i could trust, "welcome! To our old hands ---- welcome back! There is a time for speech making, but this is not it, tuck in!"
everyone clapped and he sat back down and all the food appear i herd a bunch of whoa's, including Carly's "HOLY FUDGE! THEY HAVE FUDGE!".
"Excellent," said Ron, staring at Carly weird while me, Jamie, and Julie laugh at Carly, Carly is obseesed with fudge she even has a picture of fudge on her desk at her house, then Sir. Nickolas joined us "What were you saying before the sorting?" asked Hermione to Nick. "Aboutd the hat giving warning?"
"Oh yes," said Nick, who seem glad to turn from Ron, who was eating like a pig as always, "Yes, i have heard the hat give several warnings before, always at times when it detects periods of grate danger from the school. and always, of course, its advice is the same: Stand together, be strong from within."
"Ow Kunnit nofe skusin danger ifzat?" said Ron, with a mouth full of potato's Carly started giggling
"Ron has just won the award of speaking with that much food in his mouth" i mutter to Harry. he snorted trying to hold back his laughter
"I beg your pardon?" said Nearly Headless Nick politely, Ron swallowed his big mouth full of potato and spoke "How can it know if the school's in danger if it's a hat?"
"I have no idea," said Nearly Headless Nick. "Of course, it lives in Dumbledore's office, so i daresay it picks things up there."
"And it wants all the Houses to be friends?" said Harry, looking at Malfoy who was doing Court "Fat chance."
"Well, now, you shouldn't take that attitude," Said Neary Headless Nick reprovingly.
"Peaceful cooperation, that's the key. We ghosts, though we belong to separate Houses, maintain links of friendship. In spite of the competitiveness between Gryffindor and Slytherin, i would never dream of seeking an argument with the Bloody Baron."
"Only because your terrified of him," said Ron, which earned him two flicks in the ear by me and Carly, "Ow!" he groaned
"Terrified i hope i, Sir Nicholas de Mimsy-Porpington, have never been guilty of cowardice in my life! The noble blood that runs in my veins ----"
"What blood? surely you haven't still got -----" 
"It's a figure of speech!" said Nearly Headless Nick, now very annoyed, "I assume i am still allowed to enjoy the use of whichever words i like, even if the pleasures of eating and drinking are denied me! But i am quite used to students poking fun at my death, i assure you!"
"Nick, he wasn't really laughing at you!" said Hermione, me, Carly, and her throwing furious looks at Ron.
of course Ron had a mouth full of food and mumbled "nod iddum eentup sechew" which i think Nick didn't think was a sorry so he flouted to th Creevey brothers, Colin and Dennis.
"Well done, Ron," snapped Hermione.
"What?" said Ron stupidly, again earning him a flick in the head by me and Carly. "Ow? is it flick Ron day!" whined Ron.
"Hey! we should make that a day!" said Carly turning to me.
"We should" i said agreeing playfully.
"We should not" said Ron. me and Carly roll our eyes playfully and turn back to our food.

A/n: Hey my Minions!

I'm SO SO SO SO SO SOOOOOOOO sorry I haven't updated!! I've been busy trying to update this story on Quotev, then my One-shot storys, then my other nine story's on Quotev. I have a busy list of updates to make, I'm again so sorry! I'll be updating like crazy on this one because you guys need to be caught up because it's on chapter 61-62 on Quotev.

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