- "You have your entire life to be a jerk. Why not take the day off?"
- "Your ass must be pretty jealous of all the shit that comes out of your mouth."
- "Remember when I asked for your opinion? Me neither."
- "If you're waiting for me to care, I hope you brought something for to eat, 'cause it's gonna be a really long time."
- "Some day you'll go far - and I really hope you stay there."
- "I'm trying my absolute hardest to see thing fro your perspective, but I just can't get my head that far up my ass."
- "Sometimes it's better to keep your mouth shut and give the impression that you're stupid than open it and remove all doubt."
- "I'm not a proctologist, but I know an asshole when I see one."
- "You only annoy me when you're breathing, really."
- "Do yourself a favour and ignore anyone who told you to be yourself. Bad idea in your case."
- "I don't know what your problem is, but I'm guessing it's hard to pronounce."
- "Do your parents even realise they're living proof that two wrongs don't make a right?"
- "Remember that time I said I thought you were cool? I lied."
- "Everyone's entitled to act stupid once in awhile, but you really abuse that privilege."
- "I can't help imagining how much awesomer the world would be if your dad had just pulled out."
- "Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd gotten enough oxygen at birth."
- "I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit out a smarter statement than whatever you just said."
- "You're about as useful as a screen door on a submarine."
- "Whenever we hang out, I remember that God really does have a sense of humour."
- "It's kind of hilarious watching you try to fit your entire vocabulary into one sentence."
- "Please tell me you don't plan to homeschool you kids."
- "You always bring so much joy - as soon as you leave the room."
- "I was hoping for a battle of wits but it would be wrong to attack someone who's totally unarmed."
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