Punctuation Stories

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Your grammar is trash.

literally the title title ib ; nyla:) all rights reserved. a -mistfulmaylin classic.

Grammar and punctuation can be pretty hard to do on your own. Sadly, in the US, children aren't always taught the proper use of grammar and punctuation in primary and secondary education. Or, perhaps, you're not a native English speaker, or have yet to finish primary or secondary school. Good news, fair folk. I have compiled a number of my notes from my Writing 121 class on grammar and punctuation. This class was taught by a long time PhD professor and professional editor. While this may not be a complete guide, it will help you cut down your mistakes by at least 25% (not guaranteed, numbers may vary).

baixes : casualties in catalan form//cas·u·al·ty//ˈkaZH(əw)əltē///plural noun: casualties//1. (chiefly in insurance) an accident, mishap, or disaster. //// {because scoopz irritates me and i need to put my poems anywhere else but my head.}

My thoughts on all the things that bother me, from punctuation to people; I hope you can relate.

A book with advice about writing stories.

A wolf and a rose...contradiction for most...yet an entrancing tale of the beauty of a scarlet delicacy.

Grammar help for all those poor souls out there who are suffering the wrath of the Wattpad comments because they got 'their' and 'they're's the wrong way round or forgot an apostrophe. ENGLISH SUCKS!!! Makes 0.0 sense. I am here to help 😁

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Need help with your grammar? Or get tagged by someone who feels moody(Me)? Feel a little too "dependent clause" on your editor? "Comma" with me if you have a question, or otherwise need help! And try not to "puncture" the punctuation. "Possessive noun" the knowledge! This book will probably help. End of discussion, period. -- I'll stop. There's no puns in the book!

Some small child who thinks he knows all there is to know about the world writing some bullshit stories that no one will ever read or show any interest in whatsoever. Enjoy!

So I write a lot, and I've been told by quite a few people that I have a way with words. Aaaand my ethos ends there! What credibility do I have to write a guide to the exceedingly chaotic three-languages-stacked-on-top-of-each-other-wearing-a-trenchcoat mess we call the English language? In statistical terms, essentially zero. That being said, I'm oddly fond of rambling about the craft of writing, so let's dive right into this sarcastic orgy of things I wish my English teachers would have taught me! (And worry not, teachers that have actually taught me something, there will be a chapter dedicated to those things you taught me--like how orgy can be used to describe a collection of things! Useful stuff, y'know?)

Read and find out!

My qualifications for writing this book: I achieved a score of 34 (out of 36) on the English portion of my ACT. The National average for the English portion is about 20.3 out of 36. I think those statistics speak for themselves. I also completed the Advanced Placement course for Language and Composition with an exam score of 4 (out of 5) and my essays typically scored a 7 or 8 out of 9, in class. As I've noticed by reading, a lot (alot is not a word) of Wattpad writers misspell, misuse and misinterpret words and writing tools. This book is a guide for anyone who isn't sure of how to word, spell or use something in their writing. This is partially directed at the writers of the stories I read. This book was meant to have no intention of coming off as rude or smart-alecky, it's just meant as a guide and a suggestion book, because, let's be honest, if something is missing punctuation, correct spelling or correct grammar, it makes the good story hard to read. By the way: the sentence on the cover reads, "You're going over there because the bag they have is yours and not theirs and they're not going to be home tomorrow." If you didn't catch on, it properly uses the homophones 'your', 'you're', 'there', 'their' and 'they're'.

A small guide that'll help with punctuation problems, as well as grammar. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Although the author and publisher have made every effort to ensure that the information in this book was correct at press time, the author and publisher do not assume and hereby disclaim any liability to any party for any loss, damage, or disruption caused by errors or omissions, whether such errors or omissions result from negligence, accident, or any other cause.

* My collection of notes taken from The New Webster's Grammar Guide (book). Back Summary (Revised) Answer[ing] hundreds of common questions of the English grammar, correct usage, and punctuation...[with] a clear, step-by-step review of all aspects of proper English...[and a] quick reference...[as] the one-stop grammar guide for more effective writing and speaking.