Time travel organisations/bureaus/police/agencies etc. should have a department with instead of a tech genius eating candy, it's a harried seamstress or fashion designer who is like:
"1450 Italy? Does it look like I have the time to dye you wool? No. YOU'RE GOING TO THE 1980's," and throws a shoulder pad at the hapless time agent.
"I literally made three - THREE - 18th century corsets last week. you can wait until one of them gets back, or you can go sometime post 1920's, because if I have to sew one more damn channel I will literally lose my mind."
"Upper middle class?! You told me upper class! FUCK YEAH THERE'S A DIFFERENCE!"
"How about kimoNO."
"Look me in the eyes. I do not care what you want. This is the 1500's. You absolutely cannot wear trousers."
"Another court gown? Here's s novel idea: go as a peasant for once in your life. why do you do this to me? You're fucking sadists that's why."
"Don't mind me, I'll be up all night hand painting silk."
"THE POLICY IS ONE'S MONTH'S ADVANCE NOTICE ON PRE-1900's WOMEN'S FASHION FOR A REASON, DEBRA."
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