If you've never physically been in the presence of a real live wolf, and you probably won't get the chance to, here's some stuff about them you should know:
- a wolf's fur is so unbelievably thick that you can get your whole hand into it while petting and then you can keep going.
- wolves are a lot bigger than you think - think about how big you think a wolf is then just double that.
- they don't really smell like dog but they do smell, and you're not going to be able to figure out if its a good smell or not.
- a wolf really wants to lick the inside of your mouth, he will not stop trying to lick the inside of your mouth at any cost, and generally speaking you need to press your lips together kind of tightly when he approaches your face so that he doesn't worm his dang tongue in there to give you what he thinks is an appropriate greeting.
- a wolf doesn't really want to look at you while you pet him but he wants you to pet him, he's embarrassed.
- if a grown ass wolf decides to lay down on you, you just have to deal with it and that's your life now.
- young wolves are very much like young dogs, are overwhelmingly goofy and stupid. A teenage wolf will see a very fragile human shoulder and go "I can probably step on that with my full weight" and then he will do it.
- letting a wolf eat out of your hand is actually not remotely frightening and you'll want to do it all day.
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