- "Well, what can I say? I'm a badass."
- "Define normal."
- "Do I get bonus points if I act like I care?"
- "Just remember if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English."
- "Don't look for any redeeming qualities. I don't have any."
- "It's amazing how fast the world can go from bad to total shit storm."
- "I love you. You enormously, stubborn, pain in the ass."
- "And you wonder why you're still single."
- "Remind me to kill. Please."
- "I'm listening to you. I'm just not paying attention."
- "That's a little melodramatic, don't you think?"
- "Were you dropped on your head?"
- "She's crazy. And just when you think you've reached the bottom of her craziness, there's an underground garage."
- "She may seem like lollipops and rainbows, but I bet behind close doors she's latex and whips."
- "If my day gets any worse, I'm asking hell they're having an exchange programme."
- "Sorry, I don't speak bitch."
- "If I survive, can I go home?"
- "My middle finger salutes you."
- "This a whole new level of moronic even for you."
- "I don't think I could ever stab someone. I mean, let's be honest, I can barely get a straw through a Capri Sun."
- "I don't have enough middle fingers to let you know how I feel."
- "Insanity doesn't just run in my family. It practically gallops."
- "Oh darling, go buy a brain."
- "Somebody's cranky." "Somebody needs to shut up."
- "Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn."
- "All due respect but that's a bunch of crap."
- "I am one of the few people in the world who can murder you and leave no forensic evidence behind."
- "Excuse me, I have to go make a scene."
- "What did I tell you about calling him/her the devil?" "That it's offensive to be the devil?"
-"I heard that!" "You were meant to!"
- "I need therapy after this."
- "You didn't get in trouble for lying. You got in trouble for lying badly."
- "I'm not weird. I am limited edition."
- "I turned out liking you a lot more than I originally planned."
- "I think you're weird." "I think you're boring."
- "If history repeats itself, I am so getting a dinosaur."
- "You seem somewhat familiar. Have I threatened you before?"
- "I'm a afraid I've been thinking..." "A dangerous pastime."
- "I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode."
- "Wow, there's a big surprise. I think I'm going to have a heart attack and die from surprise."
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