59: stream that shit

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"good fucking morning! how are you all?"

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"i told sarah i was in a good mood and she told me to stream that shit" i said.

"your dad keeps joking about last night!"riley walked in sulking.
"he's brendon" i said as she sat on my lap.
"oh yeah" she replied as i pulled her on top of me properly.
"what happened last night? oh fuck" me and riley giggled at the comment.

"have you guys heard the new drake album? im not a fan"
"are you guys lesbians? im bisexual. riley is a raging lesbian" i said as riley closed her eyes and snuggled into my arms.
"sometimes" i added.
"did you two meet dan and phil? yeah!"
"where are your pride trainers from? riley got them for me"

"riley! what the fuck!" brendon yelled.
i jumped out of my skin.
"riley! what did you do?" i asked her.
"i may have put superglue on his chair..."
"what!? why!?" i exclaimed.
"because he called me a little bitch as revenge for me saying he cant keep bandmates"
"you like being called that!"
"i do, don't i?
brendon opened the door and was inhis boxers and t shirt.
"revenge" he got my cup of water and threw it on riley.
"brendon!" i was wet too!
"oh its on!" riley got up then sat down again. "im lazy" she bursted into giggled. brendon started laughing too.

i loved that my dad and girlfriend got on well.

"thats all for today kids" i ended the stream and laughed. "you guys" i smiled at them. "how'd you get up?" riley asked.
"sarah cut my jeans" he shrugged.
"sarah hasbig dick energy"
i bursted out laughing. sarah heard and was laughing too. brendon scoffed playfully and left the room.

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