No Longer Just A Fan

The Fiancé Experience

November 11, 2015

Katy's POV:

Everyone has been freaking out since Ariana tweeted about Pignoli. People have been asking us on Twitter if we got engaged, but neither one of us has confirmed or denied it, until today at least. Ariana sent one out confirming that we're engaged. I'm currently being the smartass I am about it though and sending out my own.

@thekatyoliver96: plot twist, I'm actually getting married to @FrankieJGrande. #KarianaWins is the new sister-in-law trend.

@FrankieJGrande: @thekatyoliver YAS BITCH! Can we adopt @jennettemccurdy too?

@thekatyoliver96: @FrankieJGrande fine, but she sleeps outside in the rose bush.

@jennettemccurdy: @thekatyoliver96 you're gonna regret that, Tee. By the way, @FrankieJGrande and I are actually dating behind your back 😏

@thekatyoliver96: @jennettemccurdy @FrankieJGrande are you two those noises I keep hearing in the middle of the night then?

@FrankieJGrande: @thekatyoliver96 obviously it's me and @jennettemccurdy. By the way, I want a divorce.

@thekatyoliver96: wellll I just got divorced. @ArianaGrande you wanna get married now?

@ArianaGrande: @thekatyoliver96 awww that's so flattering 😍😍❤️❤️. But no. I'm already engaged to Kepling.

@thekatyoliver96: I'm quitting life now guys

@dinahjane97: @thekatyoliver I'll marry you if you do that Magic Mike dance again 👌🏻

@thekatyoliver96: @dinahjane97 go home

@dinahjane97: @thekatyoliver96 here I go
🏠 🚗👱🏽‍♀️

My tweeting is soon interrupted when Beauty And A Beat starts playing throughout mine and Jennette's apartment. Jennette has been playing that song at least once a day for the past couple of days. It's her pun since Ariana and I have the whole "beauty and a beast" thing going on now.

"How many times are you gonna play that song?" I ask getting up from the couch and joining Jennette in the kitchen. "Until you guys leave for your honeymoon." "We don't even have a wedding date set though." "Guess we're gonna be singing this song in our sleep now, aren't we?" Jennette says patting my head and making me roll my eyes.

"If I hear this song all the way in my apartment one more time, I'm calling the wedding off." Ariana says walking through our front door and glaring at Jennette. "Turn it off now!" I say tackling Jennette. I know Ariana is kidding about calling our wedding off, but this song really is about to drive me up the wall now.

"Come on, just do that thing with your eyes." Jennette says while I still have her pinned on the ground. "What thing?" Ariana asks looking down at us. "Just wait." Jennette says as the two of us finally get up. We wait for Nicki Minaj's part.

In time, ink lines
Bitches couldn't get on my incline
World tours, it's mine
Ten little letters on a big sign
Justin Bieber, you know imma hit 'em with the ether
Buns out, weiner, but I gotta keep an eye out for Selener

"Katy, why are you making your eyes cross like that?" Ariana asks me. "I'm keeping my eye out for Selener." I stop crossing my eyes and look at Jennette as the two of us bust out laughing. "It's official, I'm marrying the biggest goober in all of LA." Ariana says laughing at us.

"I think we should get married on June 2nd. That gives us about seven months. Your next album will already be out by then too, and Jennette and I will be done with school. Plus we don't have to worry about tours during that time either." I tell Ariana, making her smile brightly at me. "June 2nd is perfect! Plus getting married on our three year anniversary of meeting each other, that's just the cherry on top of this perfection." Ariana says. "I'm gonna end up getting cavities if you guys get any sweeter." Jennette says making us all laugh.