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Epic Rap Battle of the history! [Female]

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NOTE: CUSSING AHEAD.

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Your Pov

I walk down the hallway as I hold my books with both hands. I saw R/N talking with my crush but he literally ignored her as he grabs his books and walks away. After all, he was my mate.

"Savage" I chuckled out as R/N suddenly noticed me and stomps her way to me, knowing that I was his.

R/N:

I'm R/N and I am famous
I'm cute and I'm gorgeous
Make a last wish
Gonna need your permission for this magic
I'm so sick of your face
Get out of here you prick
This is why I'm the leader
And you're just a member
Pathetic and predictable
I'm hot on your trail
You could've have chosen someone
But I guess my plan failed
I bet with tokens drawn
You're just a yawn
With performances worse
Like Michael Gambon

Cat got your tongue?
Well, let's my burns go deeper
I never played poker
But you know I'm a keeper
You must be drunk on drugs and beer
Now grab your bag and dissapear
Who wants to kick this fucker's ass?
I volunteer!

"Bruh. A rap battle?"

"You backing up?"

"Nah. Let's do this."

Me:

Oh, there'll be no trouble
Cause on school you struggle
I'll be charming and disarming
While I waste this rubbish muggle
I'll end up this spoiled skrewt
Propaganda prostitute
Who thinks she's so cute
With her selfish attitude

Just a leader!

Can't decide which guy is sweeter
Shared a bread with your boyfriend
And kiss his bestest friend
How does it help your members to do a little work?
Your plans a bore
Why not think a bit more?
It's been done before
Ask your step mother
The plans you are making are made by others
And furthermore
If you're thinking straight
That's five more points for
Myself and my mate

I smirked as people "OHHH"s started to echo through the hallways. I saw rage in R/N's eyes as I quickly do the hand motion "Come at me, bitch"

R/N:

I'll drill this doctor's daughter
Here in her alma mater
About to slaughter this otter
Even your mate knows I'm hotter
I stomp girls like you
Trash your attitude too
For this riddle, second fiddle
You're not her watson to his sherlock
Turn back the clocks
Tick tock tick tock
Odds ever in my favor
Cause you wrap like a beaver
Shock the mic like a wire
You'll try and die on a pyre
Cause you're gonna get burned
By the girl on fire!

Me:

On fire? Oh!
Just like your mate or the room you visited for your cheating fate.
I got the cortex to ace my subjects
I got the bad blood while you run with rejects.
Your other mates need reality checks
You're just another pawn being played in chess
A fashion figurehead for the underfed
Brilliant! You're still here!
But your burns are dead.

R/N glared at me as I stuck my tongue out, mocking her.

R/N:

The difference between us is book knowledge and street smarts
Step into a battle, you'll end up with scar marks.
It's like you're hijacked
Your mental, delirious
We find it funny
But you're dead serious
I'm the girl with the burns with an experience to twist and turns
You and your mate's virtual relationship burns
Little Miss Perfect
Though what's truly twisted
On your classmate's happiest day
They forgot you existed.

Me:

I bust fesity attitudes
I'm the smartest, you lose ya bitch
Hey how are you still going
You little devil witch?
Many mates, fake status, and slutty clothes to have on
Yet you famous lovers just need a camera to move on
I sling unforgettable verses
Like unforgivable curses
What's worse is that your mind isn't immersive
Your love is only temporary
Your personality is a mortuary
Next on your itinerary: Walk away,
Find a new mate

I saw R/N quickly walking away with rage on her eyes as I burn her.

I then saw senpai clapping as he approaches me.

"That was..."

"Savage? Yeah. I know."

I then kiss his cheeks as he smiles at me and wraps his arms around me.

What a happy ending.

Blunt? I know.