Crush x Reader [One-Shots]

Kitty (Bloopers)

Eyyyy ●—●

Here we go again with these bloopers!

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/ Scene 1 /

Silver: Action!

Narrator: You were taking a little nap under a cherry blossom tree. You were dreaming about C/N. His features attracted you the most. His eyes, his smile, his personality, everything.

Narrator: Except the BoneZone.

Y/N: What about it? Hmm? *insert pedo face*

Silver: *facepalms* Goddamnit. Don't be too perverted Y/N. Cut!

Narrator: Hey! That's my line!

Silver: I made your lines.

Narrator: .....

/ Scene 2 /

Narrator: Your dreams were then interrupted by someone tickling your nose. You opened your eyes and sneeze. Then, you looked to see who it was. C/N. He was holding a small feather, grinning for his victory.

Y/N: *slaps C/N back*

C/N: What was that?!

Y/N: A bitch slap

Silver: Omg. Cut!

/ Scene 3/

Narrator: You swore that you would kill this guy.

Y/N: Why were you trying to wake me up?

Narrator: He laughed. 

C/N: *fake laughs*

Y/N: *laughs* What.was.that?! HAHAHAHA

C/N: What?

Y/N: That sounds like a dying goat

Silver: *inserts titanic music*

Silver: Cut!

/ Scene 4 /

C/N: Meet me at the rooftop after class.

Y/N: *thoughts of Yandere Simulator*

Y/N: *turns into Midori*

Y/N: Yandere Dev! Yandere Dev!

C/N: Oh shit.

Silver: Cut!

/Scene 5/

C/N: Well...that could also happen. I could really push you off the railing or kill you with a knife. Yet, I can't do that. I don't know why though.

Y/N: Hey there buddy chum pal friend buddy pal chum bud friend fella bruther amigo pal buddy friend chummy chum chum pal i don't mean to be rude my friend pal home slice bread slice dawg but i gotta warn ya if u take one more diddly darn step right there im going to have to diddly darn snap ur neck and wowza wouldn't that be a crummy juncture, huh? do you want that? Do wish upon yourself to come into physical experience with a crummy juncture? because friend buddy chum friend chum pally pal chum friend if you keep this up well gosh diddly darn i just might have to get not so friendly with u my friendly friend friend pal friend buddy chum pally friend chum buddy...

C/N: .......

Silver: ........

Silver: Great. Sans possessed Y/N...

Sans: ....

Sans: *pokes Silver's right side* I'm RIGHT here. Eyyyyyy

Silver: Before this turns into a pun war, Sans go pick up your sock!

Sans:  Yes Mam. *leaves*

Silver: Cut! Wait, Sans you just moved it an inch! You lazybones!

/Scene 6/

Cat: Meow

Y/N: Oh yeah! Get some of these! *cuddles Cat much more*

Cat: *dead*

C/N: .......

Silver: Poor Cat

Y/N: Cuddles? *looks at C/N and Silver*

Silver: Cut! *runs away from Y/N*

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There you guys go!