lesson 31: millennials destroyed social media but they blame us for it

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here's an unrelated texting chapter.

enjoy. 


1.24 am

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Ethan: are you awake?

Carmen: yeah but I would kill you if I wasn't?

Ethan: lol

anyways.

I was scrolling on Instagram and saw a post which reminded me of you


Carmen: I'm sure it was a picture of a VS model

Ethan: no it was a cow with a septum

Carmen: you are a jerk

Also I'm not sure what cow's have are called a septum. You are a stupid Jerk.


Ethan: don't care about the name. It looked like you overall

Carmen: if you're done with this shit I want to go to sleep

Ethan: OH MY GOD DON'T MENTION SHITS

Carmen: You are extra stupid today.

Ethan: I think I have ptsd

Carmen: from what?

Ethan: DAMIANO BLACKMAILED ME TO CHANGE MARLENA'S DIAPER TODAY

I still can get over it.

Oh my god what has my life become?

I, the fucking Ethan Torchio, wiped shit out of Damiano David's daughter.

Is this a nightmare?

Carmen: I'll be your nightmare if you don't let me sleep.

Ethan: It would be a dream

Carmen: say what again?

Ethan:  well cows aren't a nightmare material are they?   When I think of  a cow I imagine a happy farm that the sun shines bright and birds cheer

Carmen: I  was right. You are  extra stupid today. That doesn't make any sense

Ethan:  Maybe you're right.

Goodnight.

Sorry for keeping you up late

Carmen: good night

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And good night to you too my loves. It's 1.35 am so I should go to sleep as well. I hope this chapter was a cute change for you. It was easy and funny to write for me. I hope you'll enjoy it as well <3

Smoke of His Breath // Ethan TorchioWhere stories live. Discover now