Hermitcraft Oneshots and A.U's

Fanon vs Canon vs Me - Hermitcraft Style

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Heads up : Please take everything that's said below with a grain of salt and take NOTHING seriously. This is a joke, and that's it.

It's basically the general fandoms view on a couple of Hermits, vs the personas that are given to us via the actual hermit, vs my version of the personas given to us.

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This will also not feature all the Hermits due to the fact that-
1) Not a lot of people know them either and portray them in fics very often.
And-
2) I'm not as comfortably familiar with all of them to make a proper assumption.
Thank you for understanding!

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Grian, TFC, Xisuma, False, Doc, Mumbo, Stress and Iskall are all listed below!

Enjoy!
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Grian : Oh lord here we go
Fanon
A n g s t
A gremlin
Mega short
Glasses??? Maybe???
Universe jumper
0 to 100 real quick
Bad at Redstone
Loves his online family
War hungry
Kinda aggressive at some points ngl
Secret admin/power thing

Canon
Loves his online family
Average height, short side leaning
Knows boundaries to controversial events such as wars
A gremlin
Memer

Me
Would die for his family
Angst filled but not heavily focused
Short
Reading glasses
Him being a Watcher is common knowledge
Memer
Gremlin

TinFoilChef : Ah yes, here we go
Fanon
Grandpa
Sleepy
Absent mostly or appears for a short while
Wise
A boomer??? Kinda??? Maybe???
Has many brain cells
Just a local mega dad

Canon
Absent because of irl stuff (SUB TO TFC)
Very chill
Beats to his own drum
Slower paced but it's easy to tell what he's doing which is nice for a change

Me
A millennial time traveler
A whee bit grumpy
Just wants a nap and to be left alone but he loves his dysfunctional family nevertheless
Only has 1 brain cell but uses it to its fullest potential
A true memer
An ultimate being
Herobrine reincarnation??? Maybe??? Just possibly?

XisumaVoid : Derp time
Fanon
Tired
Lmao what is sleep?
Chill
Very British
Doesn't really shout
Usually has no control over a dramatic/stressful situation
Clueless Admin??? Sometimes???
A derp very rarely (From what I've seen and read- ;-; )
Doesn't shout/yell???
Admin server stuff is kinda all I've seen him do- ;-;

Canon
Aggressive rock music lover
Lol what's a face reveal?
Gets a healthy amount of sleep cuz he's big smart at self care
Is pretty chill
Swears not on camera like a sailor on shore leave
A derp

Me
Plays rock guitar at 3am like a little shit
Still tired
Is a very powerful Admin
A derp
Has no Control over any of the Hermits during a down time (aka a meme attack)
Gave up trying to keep the server running properly

FalseSymmetry : Pvper let's go!
Fanon
Pvp goddess
Passive aggressive a lot??
Goggles are her thing man
Kinda rare to have a major role from what I've seen and read.
Will kick anyone and everyone's ass
Independent
Competition is her middle name
She is pretty serious

Canon
Chill
Retired pvper but she's still very good at it
Likes to have fun, friendly competitions with her friends
Will kick anyone and everyone's ass
Mischief is her thing too- she likes to play pranks
A sweetheart with a mechivious persona
Crown motherfuckers

Me
Will kick anyone and everyone's ass
0 to 100 when it comes to competitions
Pvp goddess
Chill
A sweetheart with a badass persona
Goggles? Goggles.

Docm77 : Goat dad and an irl dad
Fanon
Don't touch his shit
Aggressive
Threatening
Scared of cats???
Rivalry with a lot of Hermits
Starts conflicts
Swears up a storm a lot
Maybe the villain??
Trident

Canon
Why be a hero who's 2 dimensional when you can have all the fun as the 3 dimensional villain?
Loves his family and considers them all his friends still
Likes to cause banter not full out conflicts
Prevents himself from swearing cuz he likes being kid friendly
Pretty chill

Me
Lightning is his thing my guy
Robotic stuff is the shit
Very tall
Mafia leader or some crazy great shit
Is never the final boss, maybe just a pawn
Banter
Swears like a sailor on shore leave XD
#LET THE HERMIT'S SAY FUCK

Mumbo Jumbo : Oop-
Fanon
Spoon
Mega big brain but also shares a brain cell with someone
Is the one who suffers a lot, mostly mentally
Can't fight for shit
Fancy man on the outside but dying on the inside
The unknowing antagonist??
Glasses??? Maybe???
Mega redstoner

Canon
Spoon
Presses shift with his thumb (why Mumbo- just why?)
Pretty decent at fighting
Irl person knows Jujitsu which is insane
Camera man/filmer
Has a whole brain cell to himself
An honest mood really-
Doesn't swear
Mega Redstoner
Tol
Walking disaster

Me
Spoon
Knows how to defend himself
Kinda innocent??
Doesn't swear a lot
Mega Redstoner
Traumatized
Shaky
Tol
Walking disaster
Reading glasses? Reading glasses.

StressMonster101 : Babey
Fanon
A literal angel, don't hurt her
Ice queen, ice ice baby
Flower crowns are her thing
Usually can't defend herself???
The victim in most scenarios I've seen and read
Pink  E V E R Y T H I N G
A queen
Takes no shit from anyone
People forget about her potion skills sometimes- ;-;

Canon
A queen
Takes no shit from anyone
Hilarious to listen to
A sweetheart
Pretty colors are nice to see
A badass angel
Potions

Me
Ice powers
Kinda 0 to 100 let's be real
Sorcerer- heehee
Can and will kick your ass
Don't talk bad about her family or you will die
Is a sweetheart
Innocent bean who knows and has seen too much shit

Iskall85 : OMEGA MAN- OH GOD
Fanon
Laughing constantly
Tired dad friend
The life of the party
FUCK GENDER ROLES, FUCK NOTCH
Hitman
Big scary sometimes
D I O R I T E   W I L L   P E R I S H
Slime man??
Kind of lacks a filter???

Canon
Diorite is pretty ugly not gonna lie
Be who you are, even if it doesn't follow gender stereotypes. :D
Time to kill my friends in the best way possible!
Omega!! :D
HALLO
Tired dad friend
His laugh gives me a reason to live

Me
Robotic arm time
Has a whole brain cell to his name
Honestly very chill
Has one of those gender circle things with three sides- Male, Female, Them
Protective
Friendly banter leads to war in his book, so he's learned to not-
Traumatized
Diorite is still ugly and people must agree or I'll become very suspicious of them

Fin

I could've added more, but its 12:25am and I'm tired-