Word Count : 413
Warning : Strong language
HA- Haven't done one of these in awhile-
Also this is a shorter one- sorry-
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Watcher 1 : Aight, Xelqua. We're sending you on a task to watch a peaceful server cuz they up to some freaky shit. We just don't know what.
Grian : YOU DON'T CONTROL ME, BITCH.
Watcher 1 : Wait what-
Grian : *Blasts to the hermitcraft server and never comes back*
Watcher 2 : That little shit
Rendog : Do different soaps have different flavors?
Stress : Why must you be a hazard go society?
Tango : Yeah, they do have different flavors.
Rendog :
Stress :
Tango :
Stress : I'm done with both of you.
Joe : *Comes running up to Cleo* Hey! Cleo! Check out this cool gift Hels gave me!
Cleo : *Looks at said gift*
The gift : *Is a pure bottle of hardcore whiskey* *Also said bottle is three fourths of the way empty*
Cleo : No wait-
Mumbo : *Puts bread in mouth*
Mumbo : *Screams*
XenoVoid : So funny story X. But like-
XisumaVoid : *Already grabbing his shotgun* Damn you, Xeno.
XenoVoid : No no no no No! Wait-
Zedaph : *Bursts through the door* WHY AREN'T THE DISHES IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER?
Impulse : *Drops coffee*
Tango : *Crying* WHAT DOES THAT MEAN!?!?
The Hermitcraft server : *Straight up fucking dies*
The author : Aight its re-wind time
The Hermits : *Exist*
The fanbase : Do you wish to feel pain for our enjoyment?
The Hermits : *Slowly backing away*
The fanbase : *Approaching with weapons, papers, pencils, pens, phones and computers* Don't worry this'll hurt us more than it'll hurt you-
(This is a joke. Please understand that-)
Iskall : *Having an existential crisis* So- you're telling me that Iskallium is just slime?!
Mumbo : *Already sick of Iskall's shit* Yes.
Iskall : B-But- How?!
Mumbo : *Screaming internally*
Wels : Hels? Where the fuck did you go?
Hels : Nowhere. Fuck off.
Wels : *Opens kitchen cabinet to find Hels stuffed inside*
Wels :
Hels :
Wels : Are you stuck?
Hels : *Is stuck* NO!
Grian : So like- there are other universal forces working against us. And that's why our lives are sometimes hell and why sometimes they aren't.
XisumaVoid : *Who literally knows about the hermitcraft multiverse* Uhhhhh-
Mumbo : *Who also knows about the hermitcraft multiverse* How... Odd..?
TFC : Can anyone give me a hand?
Cleo : *Detaches arm and throws it to TFC* Here.
TFC :
Cleo :
TFC :
Cleo : What?
TFC : If you ever-
XenoVoid : So Hermitcraft has a shadow seed?
XisumaVoid : Yes
XenoVoid : And you didn't tell me this, why?
XisumaVoid : Wasn't important at the time.
XenoVoid : Bruh
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Fin
BINABASA MO ANG
Hermitcraft Oneshots and A.U's
Fanfiction*****HEYO! NO MORE REQUESTS PLEASE! THANK YOU!********* So- Hermitcraft oneshot book, as well as A.U ideas. Hmmmmm... *Looks at all my other books that I haven't completed* *Brain* Hermitcraft. *Me* Aw that's some good sh** right there-
