Word Count : 874
Warning : You already know what's gonna happen
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XenoVoid : Alright. Confess up you fucks. Who ate my cheese puffs?
Welsknight : What? And do watch your language around the children. >:[
Grian : Who the fuck you callin a children?
Joe Hills : Obviously the person who doesn't use proper words. -_-
Grian : oeufiwjriwhcisbeighqorjw
Docm77 : Ha! Yeah G, you're a fetus >:)
XisumaVoid : Guys, its 2:36am. Go. The. Fuck. To. Sleep.
XenoVoid : I'm trapping all of your bases till someone fesses up about my cheese puffs
XisumaVoid : Xeno
XisumaVoid : Why are you up right now?
Grian : Why are any of us up right now?
Grian : Also how is he still here?
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StressMonster101 : I wish we had phones right now. ;-;
TangoTek : Stress, the Comm Devices are pretty much a phone already
StressMonster101 : I know! But I wanna send real heart emojis and animal photos and all that other random cute pet shit that people send to each other!
ImpulseSV : Ya know, maybe if all us Redstoners and Xisuma all band together, maybe we could get something like that.
Iskall85 : Lol, just thinking about how all you Redstoners would make the ultimate nerd of doom
ZedaphPlays : Iskall... aren't you a Redstoner too?
Grian : Why y'all doing drugs? Drugs =bad
Docm77 : You fetus -_-
StressMonster101 : If all you tech guys could do that, that would be so great!
TangoTek : We'll see what we can do. :)
ZombieCleo : So we're gonna ignore that Doc called Grian a fetus?
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Cubfan135 was slain by FalseSymmetry
GTWScar : Wait what are you both doing right now??!
XisumaVoid : o_o
FalseSymmetry : itieh risbi fheifjaifjw ifbwif heidid icidognsz
Mumbo Jumbo : Uhh, should we be worried?
Cubfan135 : Don't ask. Please.
FalseSymmetry : CONSIDER THAT A FUCKING WARNING YOU BITCH
TinFoilChef : Why must this happen?
Cubfan135 : Please don't ask. Its super embarrassing.
FalseSymmetry : Should've thought about that before you jumped out and scared the shit out of me. >:(
Cubfan135 : I didn't think your first reaction would be- 'Swing first, questions later'!!
GTWScar : Cubby... even I can't defend you there
Docm77 : tfw not even your business partner can defend you.
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XenoVoid was slain by XisumaVoid
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Hermitcraft Oneshots and A.U's
Fanfiction*****HEYO! NO MORE REQUESTS PLEASE! THANK YOU!********* So- Hermitcraft oneshot book, as well as A.U ideas. Hmmmmm... *Looks at all my other books that I haven't completed* *Brain* Hermitcraft. *Me* Aw that's some good sh** right there-
