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So- Hermitcraft oneshot book, as well as A.U ideas. Hmmmmm...
*Looks at all my other books that I haven't completed*
*Brain* Hermitcraft.
*Me* Aw that's some good sh** right there-
= Heya!!! This chapter is going to finish some things that I hadn't finished before- such as headcanons and other A.U's. There's also gonna be a slight sneak peak at one of the stories that's been requested. =
Warning : Blood and injury
- This piece is literally called "Docm77 Angst" in my google docs. And don't worry. This isn't even in the beginning. This is somewhere in the middle. -
Warning! Player Docm77 has taken significant amounts of damage! Heal immediately!
As soon as Xisuma saw the ping he was jumping out of his base window and flying to Doc's coordinates with his bee wings. All sources of damage were like real damage when the server hits Hardcore mode. So damage from a skeletons arrow or a punch from a zombie did much more than on Hard mode.
The sun was at around its eight-o-clock place so the damage must have been taken right before the sun was reset. Goddamnit hardcore glitch.
Finally reaching Doc's location at the half split mansion, Xisuma quickly landed and sprinted to his wounded player, kneeling down beside him.
"Doc, Doc I need you to keep your eye open for me for just a little bit longer." Xisuma pleaded, pulling up his Admin controls.
Docm was laying on the ground on his front. He had a heart and a half on his meter and he was losing consciousness. Wounds covered his body and there was blood pooling beneath him.
Normally the Hermits would have been able to walk that off but this was the Hardcore rotation, meaning they bled out and their hearts could stop beating if they fell unconscious.
Oh the pains and dangerous of a Hardcore server.
X's admin panels blinked on with life as he attempted to save Doc's. As he worked on bringing Doc's heart meter up, he sent an emergency message to two Hermits. Cub and Biffa.
XisumaVoid : Unum Gloria
= Headcanon Heights : My Interpretation (This is probably gonna be way off for some of my readers but Oh well- this is fine-)
6'9 Docm77
6'7 Mumbo Jumbo
6'6 XisumaVoid Cubfan135 ZombieCleo
6'5 TinFoilChef GTWScar
6'4 ImpulseSV VintageBeef Ethoslab
6'3 Keralis Biffa2001 TangoTek
6'1 Hypnotized Jessassin
6'0 FalseSymmetry ZedaphPlays
5'11 Joe Hills iJevin
5'9 Iskall85 Welsknight
5'7 Bdouble0100 xBCrafted
5'5 StressMonster101 Grian Xelqua PythonGB
There's either a very wide and diverse height between the Hermits or there's hardly one at all. There is literally no in between and that's hilarious to me-
= Time for some incorrect quotes
Bubs : So, has anyone got it yet? The Hermits : ???? Bdubs : For real? Nobody? Nobody at all??? Vintage : Nope False : What are you talking about? Bdubs : My name??? Ren : What about it? Bdubs : Bdoubleo100??? The Hermits : Bdubs : The Hermits : Bdubs : TFC : Oh my fucking gods. Doc : *Kettle Noises Intensify*
Grian : Why are you both wearing HAWAIIAN SHIRTS in the WINTER??? Mumbo : Its really Pacific Iskall : Extremely Pacific, honestly. Grian : Wait a fucking minute- Mumbo : Iskall : Grian : Grian : YOURE STARTING A BUISSNESS WITHOUT ME?!?!
Xisuma : I am Bee Xisuma : I am turtle Xisuma : I am Wandering trader Xisuma : I am- EX : IM ONLY PUTTING UP WITH THE BEE. NOW PUT THE BEE SUIT BACK ON AND STAY IN IT. Xisuma : EX : Xisuma : Xisuma : I am Pufferfish now. EX : *Angry Xeno's noises*
"Do you ever just rewatch older hermitcraft seasons and then spit out your lungs when the Hermits give you a healthy dose of- "We're still adults, fuck off"??" - PowderMcMc
"You could have beefed it up a little bit." - Bdouble0100 Season 5 PLEASE GO WATCH IT. PLEASE. It's on Stress's 6th episode of season 5- BUT PLEASE WATCH IT IN FULL CONTEXT
Scar : So the Mycelium Resistance won, guess the island goes back to Mycelium? Grian : How about a no? It was never for the block, it was about sending a message. Scar : Grian : Scar : Then why the fuck did we start a war?!?! Grian : Its about the principle
- _adrilia_ The masterpiece is done in both digital form and traditional- 👀👀👀
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Ijevin : So Wels, you're technically a paladin right? Wels : Yeah, I guess you could say that. iJevin : So, if you're a paladin like in D&D- do you have an oath as well? Wels : iJevin : Wels : *Deep sigh* Yes, I have an oath. iJevin: Oh really? Well, can I hear what it is? Wels : If I tell you my oath, promise not to judge? iJevin : Uh, ok yeah sure. You've got my word. I won't judge you. Wels : My oath is the Oath Of Throwing It Back iJevin : Wels : iJevin : iJevin : Wels what the fuck Wels : Nobody will ever believe you
- Fin
Welp, that was it. Aight, baiii! My brain is slowly returning to me!
