(Discontinued) RWBY Watches...

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After defeating the Grimm and capturing Roman Torchwick, RWBY decides to settle down until they discover a my... More

Prologue No Address
Episode 1 Boba Fett VS Samus Aran
Episode 2 Akuma vs Shang Tsung
Episode 3 Rogue VS Wonder Woman
Episode 4 Goomba VS Koopa
Episode 5 Mike Haggar VS Zangief
Episode 6 TMNT Battle Royale
Episode 7 Zitz VS Leonardo
Episode 8 Yoshi VS Riptor
Episode 9 Felicia VS Taokaka
Episode 10 Kratos VS Spawn
Episode 11 Bomberman VS Dig Dug
Episode 12 Vegeta VS Shadow
Episode 13 Mario VS Sonic
Episode 14 Death Battle VS The World
Episode 15 Luke VS Harry
Episode 16 Chun Li VS Mai Shiranui
Episode 17 Starscream VS Rainbow Dash
Episode 18 Master Chief VS Doomguy
Bonus Episode: Q&A 2
Episode 19 Eggman VS Wily
Episode 20 Zelda VS Peach
Episode 21 Thor VS Raiden
Episode 22 Link VS Cloud
Episode 23 Batman VS Spider-Man
Episode 24 Pikachu VS Blanka
Episode 25 Goku VS Superman
Special Chapter: Favorites
Episode 26 He-Man vs Lion-O
Episode 27 Shao Kahn VS M Bison
Episode 28 Ryu VS Strider
Episode 29 Ivy VS Orchid
Episode 30 Fox VS Bucky
Episode 31 Terminator VS RoboCop
Episode 32 Luigi VS Tails
Episode 33 Pokemon Battle Royale
Bonus: Favorite Pokemon
Episode 34 Fulgore VS Sektor
Episode 35 Godzilla VS Gamera
Episode 36 Batman VS Captain Ameria
Episode 37 Tigerzord vs Epyon
Episode 38 Ryu vs Scorpion
Episode 39 Deadpool vs Deathstroke
Episode 40 Kirby vs Majin Buu
Episode 41 Ragna vs Sol Badguy
Episode 42 Gaara vs Toph Beifong
Bonus Episode: Q&A
Episode 43 Boba Fett vs Samus Aran (Re)
Episode 44 Chuck vs Segata
Episode 45 Guts vs Nightmare
Episode 46 Iron Man vs Lex Luthor
Episode 47 Beast VS Goliath
Episode 48 Solid Snake VS Sam Fisher
Episode 49 Darth Vader VS Doctor Doom.
Episode 50 Goku VS Superman 2
Episode 51 Donkey Kong Vs Knuckles
Episode 52 Wolverine Vs Raiden
Episode 53 Hercule Satan VS Dan Hibiki
Episode 54 Yang Vs Tifa Lockhart
Episode 56 Hawkeye Vs Green Arrow
Episode 57 Pokemon Vs Digimon
Episode 58 Dante Vs Bayonetta
Episode 59 Bowser Vs Ganon
Episode 60 Ratchet & Clank VS Jak & Daxter
Episode 61 Flash VS Quicksilver
Episode 62 Joker vs Sweet Tooth
Episode 63 Shadow Vs Mewtwo
Episode 64 Meta Vs Carolina
Episode 65 Cammy White vs Sonya Blade
Episode 66 Tracer Vs Scout
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Episode 67 Ken Masters vs Terry Bogard
Episode 68 Amy Rose vs Ramona Flowers
Episode 69 Hulk VS Doomsday
Episode 70 Zoro VS Erza
Episode 71 Deadpool Vs Pinkie Pie
Episode 72 Lara Croft vs Nathan Drake
Episode 73 Scrooge McDuck VS Shovel Knight
Episode 74 Venom Vs Bane
Episode 75 Power Rangers VS Voltron
Author notes: upcoming stories
Episode 76: Natsu VS Ace
Episode 77 Sub-Zero vs Glacius
Episode 78 Android 18 VS Captain Marvel
Episode 79 Metal Sonic Vs. Zero
Episode 80: Lucario Vs Renamon
Episode 81: Balrog Vs. TJ Combo
Episode 82: Shredder Vs Silver Samurai
Episode 83: Smokey The Bear Vs McGruff The Crime Dog
Episode 84: Thor Vs Wonder Women
Episode 85: Naruto Vs Ichigo
Episode 86: Bat Man Beyond Vs Spider Man 2099
Episode 87: Sephiroth vs Vergil
Episode 88: Black Panther Vs Batman
Episode 89: Raven Vs. Twilight Sparkle
Episode 90 Jotaro VS Kenshiro
Episode 91 Crash Vs Spyro
Episode 92: Sora VS Pit
Episode 93 Leon Kennedy VS Frank West
Episode 94 Doctor Strange VS Doctor Fate
Episode 95 Ryu VS Jin
Episode 96: Samurai Jack VS Afro Samurai
Episode 97: Carnage VS Lucy
Episode 98: Optimus Prime VS Gundam
Episode 99: Nightwing VS Daredevil
EXTRA: Introducing Wiz & Boomstick... Finally!
Update
Episode 100: Mario VS Sonic (2018)
Episode 101: Ultron VS Sigma
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Episode 102 Roshi VS Jiraiya
Episode 103: Thanos VS Darkseid
Episode 104 Aquaman VS Namor
Episode 105: Mega Man Battle Royale
Episode 106 Black Widow VS Widowmaker
Episode 107 Captain Marvel VS Shazam
Episode 108 Wario VS King Dedede
Episode 109 Ben 10 VS Green Lantern
Episode 110 Weiss VS Mitsuru
Episode 111 Johnny Cage VS Captain Falcon
Episode 112: Aang VS Edward Elric
Episode 113: Ghost Rider VS Lobo
Episode 114: Dragonzord VS Mechagodzilla
Episode 115: Sasuke VS Hiei
discontinuing this story

Episode 55 Mega Man Vs Astro Boy

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Interlude

(*Cues: Invader - Jim Johnston*)

Wiz: In 1942, author Isaac Asimov introduced the Three Laws of Robotics, to protect man from their cybernetic creations.

Boomstick: And thank god he didn't include anything against robot-on-robot violence. The world would just be way less fun.

"But do they have to fight?" Ruby asked. Robots should live peacefully. Like her and friend Penny (who the others don't know that she's actually a Android)

Wiz: Mega Man, the Blue Bomber.

Boomstick: And Astro Boy, the Atomic Wonder Child. He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick.

Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win... a Death Battle.

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Mega Man

(*Cues: Megaman 2 - Wily Stage 1 (Symphony)*)

Wiz: In the year 200X, a new age of robotics was dawning, heralded by Dr. Thomas Light, and his partner, Dr. Albert Wily. Together, they planned to launch mankind into a new age of prosperity.

"But something happened obviously," Blake muttered. Nothing can go smoothly.

Boomstick: So, they made a bunch of Robot Masters to do things too dangerous for people, like cutting down trees, bringing down buildings, and... being cold.

"Seems more like he's built to work in cold areas that would kill normal people," Weiss muttered as she started thinking about some new robot designs for atlas soldiers.

Wiz: However, jealous of Dr. Light's increasing notoriety-

Boomstick: And beard growing skills! Damn, look at that thing. I could take a nap in that shit.

"Wow he could put professor Port's mustache to shame" said an impressed ruby

Wiz: -Dr. Wily stole all of Light's robots and used them to try to take over the world.

"Typical jealous scientist always trying to machines to take over the world" said Yang reminiscing to time she took out that paladin in one punch (with the help of her team of course)

Boomstick: All except two, Roll, a robot-girl built for housekeeping, and sending feminism back to the 60's...

Weiss blew a raspberry at that tidbit.

"She's adorable though," Ruby gushed at the little robot girl. She kind of reminded her of zwei (if she was a puppy).

Wiz: ...and Rock, Light's loyal lab assistant, and surrogate son.

"Wait a minute, Roll? Rock?" Ruby muttered before laughing. "Rock and Roll HAHAHA!"

"Nice," Yang said with an approving nod. Liking the little pun there.

Boomstick: Wily would regret this mistake about ten times over ...give or take.

"And probably many more if 11 turns out great" Blake said with a Chuckle

"Or turn evil after gaining sentiance" remarked weiss

Wiz: After watching his human father fall to ruin over Wily's betrayal, Rock stepped up to take on the burden of saving the world himself. But first, he would have to upgrade into the super fighting robot, called Mega Man.

(Shows intro of the Mega Man TV show)

Vocalist: Super Fighting Robot! MEGA MAN!

"I can taste the 90's from this," Yang snickered. "And it is delicious!"

(*Cues: Mega Man Cartoon - Intro Theme (Instrumental)*)

Background

Real Name: Rock

Serial Number: DLN-001

Height: 4'4" | 132 cm

Weight: 230 lbs | 105 kg

Dr Light's second advanced-AI robot after the first went rogue

The only iteration of Mega Man to have blue eyes

His soccer skills would surprise you

Wiz: Mega Man's new body is composed of Ceratanium, an alloy lighter and stronger than titanium. Of course.

"He's still on about that huh?" Yang said with an eye roll. The guy should just get over it and move on.

Boomstick: Think that's cool? Well, his hand can transform into a long-range cannon called the Mega Buster, a weapon so downright awesome, Rock named himself after it. Now it may look like it just shoots lemons, but one shot can blow through a wall, and if he needs more power Mega Man can charge it up for a devastating blast. Still not enough for you? Alright well he can transform his other hand into a second Mega Buster and fire both of them at the same time. Sure, using that much power could overheat and even kill him, but nah, what's life without a little risk, and double the fire power?

"Sounds like my kind of fellow," Yang said with a smirk. Why go small when you can go big?

"Wonder if he ever made a cookie cannon before?" Ruby wondered.

(*Cues: Shadow Man Stage - SSB4*)

Wiz: But Mega Man's bread and butter is his Variable Weapons System. With it he can wield any weapon he acquires, including those taken after defeating rogue robot masters.

"Now that's handy," Weiss said in amazement.

Variable Weapon System Abilities

Physical Projectiles

Metal Blades, Rolling Cutter, Quick Boomerang, Leaf Shield, Mega Ball, Spread Drill

Explosives

Crash Bomber, Dive Missile, Magnet Missile, Commando Bomb, Bubble Bomb

Various elemental weapons

Atomic Fire, Ice Slasher, Thunder Beam, Tornado Blow, Bubble Lead

Mirror Buster reflects energy

Black Hole Bomb pulls in enemies

Time Stopper

Boomstick: Considering he's beaten over 100 of them, that's a lot of weaponry! He can fire heat-seeking Dive Missiles, lock on target with Magnet Missiles, and even fire a swarm of hornets? Who in the right mind would make robot hornets?

"How else are you going to beat robot Nicolas Cage?" Ruby asked with a laugh. Confusing Weiss and Blake except Yang.

"AHHH NOT THE BEES!" Yang yelled. Imitating Nickolas in the wicker man movie.

Wiz: His Metal Blades are buzzsaw bullets made from ceratanium which can cut through almost anything, the Hard Knuckle is a fist that can break down walls, and the Mirror Buster returns energy projectiles back to sender.

"Buzzsaw Bullets!?" Ruby gushed over. "That's just as cool as a gun that shoots out chainsaw bullets!"

"Ruby... you haven't been trying to make stuff like this have you?" Weiss asked while giving Ruby the dreaded stern mother look. She didn't want her Leader to be making weapons or anything else that could be too deadly for her.

"No~!" Ruby said while not looking her bff in the eye.

Boomstick: But when he wants to bust out some real firepower, he has the Crash Bomb , a timed explosive which sticks to walls and enemies faster than the girl who says she loves you on the first date.

"Wow that bomb is so awesome" said an amazed Ruby 'I should probably make dust bombs just in case' the red reaper mentally thought

Weiss thought in dread and knowing her leader she was bound to create something similar to that

Wiz: And fully charged, his Atomic Fire has the potential to reach temperatures hotter than the surface of the sun.

"Can everyone one just use fire that's as hot as the sun nowadays?" Yang groaned out. It was a little bit annoying that people could just pull feats that she could do easily.

"There, there," Ruby said in a soothing voice while patting Yang's back.

Boomstick: He can stop time with the... Time Stopper , but can't use other weapons while it's active, and he can even create black holes!

"Time and the power of Black Holes!" Ruby said in awe! "Now that's some fire power that could outshine team cvfy!"

"Even I have to say that's pretty awesome!" Weiss said in agreement.

Wiz: Well, sort of. A real black hole is fueled by consuming matter and evaporates only when all matter around it has been swallowed up. However, the black hole that Mega Man fires from his Black Hole Bomb have a definitive life span and can be sealed in concrete. It may not be a legitimate black hole, but it does create an extremely powerful and deadly vacuum.

"Like Blake at a sushi Buffet!" Yang said with a laugh. The punch to the shoulder from said partner was completely worth it to see her friend blushing in embarrassment.

"Or me, when I'm at a shopping spree" Weiss laugh in good fun.

'That would explain some things,' Blake thought

Boomstick: So does Roll! He's also got Rush , who's like the best dog ever! You never have to feed him, he never shits on your couch, and he turns into a sweet ass set of armor called the Super Adaptor.

Ruby scoffed at that "Maybe , but is he warm, soft and cuddly on a cold winter night? didn't think so... Zwei is much better."

(*Cues: Rock Melody - Mega Man 9*)

Wiz: Sure wearing the Super Adaptor means Mega Man forfeits all his special weapons, but in exchange he gets a massive boost in physical strength, the ability to fly, and and he can fire his fists like rockets.

"Sacrificing versatility for raw power might bite him in the end," Weiss muttered as she thought of some people in atlas (i.e her dad) she read about doing something just like that to win a fight only to fall to the weaker opponent with more tricks up their sleeves.

Boomstick: Mega Man has stopped Wily's plans more than 20 times, he's durable enough to survive the vacuum of space, strong enough to hold up a collapsing castle, and tough enough to jump and shoot like his normal self while on freakin' Jupiter.

Wiz: The gravity of which would've made him weigh well over 5 tons.

"Impressive," Blaks praised.

Boomstick: He's also defeated his alternate future self twice! How does that even make any sense? Screw you future! You can't make me wait for me to get there!

"But why does his future self have a pogo stick?" Ruby asked. She liked Pogo sticks but why would future Megaman use that when he could of used all of the powers he had.

(*Cues: Mega Man Montage - Video Games Live: Level 2*)

Feats

Managed to hold up Wily's Castle with his own two hands

Functions as easily on Jupiter as he does on Earth

Defeated foes whose internal temperatures range from 12,000*C to Absolute Zero

Brought down the evil genius Dr. Wily more than 20 times

Defeated his future self twice

Wiz: Mega Man is like a walking arsenal and can carry as many weapons as he likes, however adding too much to his system also seems to affect his behavior, making him more violent and ruthless. So for his own sake, he'll often discard a villain's weaponry after a missions completion.

"Not a bad idea..." Weiss stated. "

Boomstick: Oh what a wuss! Come on there's nothing wrong with a little bloodlust! The real downside is that his special weapons have limited ammo.

"Ugh I hate it when that happens" said Yang knowing what it's like having limited rounds for ember Celica

"I can relate too" said Weiss knowing what it's like running out of ammo at a bad time

"Same here" said Ruby and Blake unison

Wiz: Even so, Mega Man is an exceedingly adaptable powerhouse.

Boomstick: Land, air, sea, space! If a crazy German is trying to take over the world, there's only one man to call; the Mega Man!

"Whooo!" the younger crowd cheered as they saw the Blue Bomber walk away from Dr. Willys burning base.

Cut Man takes out a tire of a car Mega Man's driving.

Cut Man: Hey Mega Man! You're a little low on air!

Mega Man: And You're Full Of S***!

Cut Man and Megaman exchange stares.

".... WOW." Yang said wide eyed.

"I... Don't think that was in the show," Weiss Muttered. She wouldn't put it pass the Death Battle crew (cough Boomstick COUGH!) to mess with the video for a joke.

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Astro Boy

(*Cues: Astro Boy - Opening Theme*)

Wiz: In the futuristic year of two thousand and three, tensions were escalating mankind and the robots they built to serve under them. But one brilliant robotics engineer was dealing with a far more personal problem.

Boomstick: Like MOST scientists I know Doctor Tenma paid more attention to his work than his family, especially his 13 year old son: Tobio.

"Awww~! He's so precious!" Ruby gushed as she saw the young Tobio.

(*Cues: Astro Boy (2009) - Start It Up*)

Boomstick: Well, until little Toby decided to take their future car out for a spin and got himself killed. You better believe pap started paying attention then.

*Toby screams as he gets into a bad car wreck*

"Oh good oum...." Weiss whispered, now on the verge of tears.

(*Cues: Astro Boy (2009) - Designing Toby*)

Wiz: Filled with grief and regret, Tenma became desperate for a second chance at being a father.

"That poor, poor man.." Sniffled Blake, as Ruby pulled Weiss closer to her

Boomstick: But instead of doing it the old fashioned and fun way, he called up all his robotic engineering nerd friends to build him a new son, they did and they called him... The Mighty Atom.

(*Cues: Astro Boy - Opening Theme again*)

(*Record scratches*)

Boomstick: But us Americans were like "F*CK THAT! let's name him after the dog from The Jetsons" and so...

Vocalists: Go Go GO Astro Boy!

(*Cues: Astro Boy (1963) - Main Theme (Instrumental)*)

Wiz: Astro Boy assumed the role of Tenma's late son; even attending school and doing chores. Things were going well... until Tenma came to the realization that Astro would never truly replace Tobio. His resentment only grew every time he looked at the young robot's un-aging face.

Team rwby had split feelings. On one hand, Dr, Tenma was still heartbroken over Tobio's death and Astro was now just a reminder. But on the other hand Astro wasn't at fault for Tenma's failings as a father for both Tobio and Astro.

Boomstick: So he came up with a brilliant plan: He sat down with his son, talked about his issues and worked out all the resentment.

"Well that's good," Ruby said with a smile.

"Wait for it," Weiss muttered. She knew things didn't go that smoothly.

Boomstick: (Laughs) No I'm just kidding; he sold his ass to the circus.

"What!" screamed most of the group in horror.

(*Cues: Astro Boy (2009) - I Don't Want You*)

Boomstick: Haha, stupid robot, you're property.

"That bastard!" Yang Blake and even Weiss shouted in rage.

Wiz: Astro spent his time performing until he was found and adopted

"Good on him," Blake said with a smile, as a former White fang memeber it was good to see another one find a good home.

(*Cues: Astro Boy (2009) - Reviving Zog*)

Wiz: ...by Doctor Ochanomizu, whose kindness inspired Astro to stand up for what's right and defend the world.

The group smiled at the kind Doctor who helped Astro become the hero he was today.

Background

Height: 4'5 | 135 cm

Weight: 66 lbs | 30 kg

Regarded as the ''God of Manga"

Regularly faces anti-robot prejudice from humans

His boots and underwear are not actually clothes; he's actually naked

Has a holiday named after him in honor of his heroics: Astro Boy Day

(*Cues: Astro Boy (2009) - Astro Flies*)

Boomstick: He's pretty good at it too. Mostly because dad #1 was so scared of losing another son, he equipped this one with a shitload of weapons; like a finger laser and transforming arm cannons.

"Understandable," Weiss said with a nod. If she had her way she would of gladly kill her dad and brother... though she didn't have the heart to do so even if they're family.

Wiz: Astro Boy was built with seven amazing powers. He has jet-powered flight, flashlight eyes, the ability to translate more than sixty languages, instant discernment between good and evil, a hyper-intelligent electronic brain, ears one thousands times more sensitive than a human's...

"Those are some crazy powers," Ruby muttered

Boomstick: And butt guns! No, really, he has two machine guns popping out of his pooper.

Yang blinked... then burst into a fit of laughter, along with Weiss "Talk about a bad case of gas." she chuckled.

(His Butt Guns emerge and blast the Peacekeeper, shattering its eye.)

Astro: I got machine guns... in my butt?!

Ruby wiped a tear from her eyes as she howled with laughter "I would hate to see what happens if he gets the runs."

"I have a pretty good idea." Blake said know what was going to happen

(*Cues: Astro Boy - Astro Boy (2003)*)

Wiz: While that may seem... unorthodox, Astro Boy's rear-end retaliation serves as a handy surprise attack in battle.

Boomstick: Nobody suspects the butt guns. I mean nobody! Why would they? Astro also possesses 100,000 horsepower strength, and can break concrete without even trying, or tunnel through solid rock with ease.

Ruby looked over at Weiss "Do you think he is related to Rent and Ozpin?" She asked with a huge smile,

Weiss sighed, "Ruby... He is a robot... He wasn't born, he was built, he can't be related to anyone".

Ruby smile faded "Aww, no new students..."

(*Cues: Atom Combat - Astro Boy (2003)*)

Wiz: But his most fascinating aspect is his skin. Derived from an artificially-created super-plastic, Astro's body is tough enough to survive everything from the depths of the ocean to a dip in the sun.

"Where can I get that?" Yang said with a whistle. That would make some good armor that was both sturdy and light.

Powers and Abilities

100,000 horsepower base strength

Jet-powered flight

Can increase hearing up to 1000x (impressed Blake)

Energy cannons in his arms(Ruby likes)

Finger Lasers(Ruby likes)

Incredible strength and durability

Fast-reacting electronic brain

A machine gun in each butt cheek (Yang laughed at that)

Boomstick: Plus, he's a versatile fighter. He's taken on water-stealing aliens, dogs turned into human robots stealing diamonds from the moon, and a robot named Satan that shot lasers out of his nipples. I can't make this up.

"First guns coming from a guy's butt, and now a demon shooting lasers from his nipples?!" Weiss exclaimed. "What the heck is wrong with Japan?!"

Wiz: He beat Pluto, the most dangerous robot assassin in the world, after being upgraded to 1,000,000 Horsepower. This gave him the strength to lift a cruise ship out of the water, and fly through thirty feet of solid iron like it was thin air.

Feats

Tore off the entire top of a skyscraper

Flew straight through 30 feet of solid iron

Once stopped a space station's orbit

Has defeated robots with far more horsepower than himself

Took a missile to the sun and emerged partially melted, but functional

Boomstick: Probably also seriously cut down on his miles per gallon. Speaking of which, how do you refill a robo-child...

*Picture of Astro being refuelled from a rather... unexpected place shows up*

"AAARRRGGGHHH!! MY EYES!" Ruby screamed in disgust.

"OH GOOD OUM I CAN'T UNSEE THAT!!" Weiss groaned.

"PART OF MY SOUL JUST DIED!" Blake gasped.

"SOMEONE WACK ME OVER THE HEAD WITH RUBY'S CRESCENT ROSE!!!" Commanded Yang

Boomstick: Aaah! F**k! Of all the ways, why that?! Wiz, I'm pretty sure we just ended up on a watch-list. And I need a shower.

"Please tell me there's a semblance that can erase memories?" Ruby whispered to Weiss.

(*Cues: Shadow of Metropolis - Astro Boy (2003)*)

Wiz: I mean... It wouldn't have been my first choice. I'd chalk it up to Dr. Tenma's eccentricity? Designicicity?

"Well Tenma needs to see someone," Blake muttered.

(*Cues: Astro Boy (2009) - Saving Metro City*)

Boomstick: Well, you'd think that being a half-naked flying death child would be pretty great, minus the whole rectal recharge, but Astro is hardly invincible.

Wiz: Tough as his super-plastic skin may be, Astro does have an innate fear of being melted by extreme heat. And sometimes a strong enough blow can cause his joints to break apart. In addition Astro sometimes over-exerts himself to the point of dangerously draining his power supply.

Boomstick: If completely depleted, he's as good as dead. But hey, sometimes it's worth spending the energy to plow a robo-chick so hard, it levels an entire city.

"Wow guess he's not good at saving the world" said an impressed Yang

Wiz: No matter the challenge, Astro Boy will always give it his all.

Tenma: Wait! Are you sure you're ready for this Astro?

Astro Boy: I was made ready!

Astro Boy flies up towards the screen and punches it.

"Aaaand he broke the camera..." laughed Yang

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Death Battle

On a bright day in the city, Astro Boy is seen standing on top of a tall building with a water tower (The camera panned up to him similar to the Mega Man 2 intro). He turns around to see an electric outline as Mega Man teleports in.

"Now that's a way to travel," Yang said as she complimented the Blue Bombers way of travel.

(*Cues: 7th Dragon III: Code VFD - Track 10*)

The Blue Bomber readies himself by turning his hand into his Mega Buster.

FIGHT!

Mega Man shoots his Mega Buster at Astro Boy, who easily guards and deflects most of the weak shots. Astro tries firing multiple laser shots back, but Mega Man uses the Mirror Buster to deflect the shots back and hit Astro. Mega Man then uses the Magnet Missile that starts homing in on Astro Boy, but Astro flies to avoid them and tries firing his finger lasers back.

"Astro is on the run," Ruby commented. The robot boy might be able to tank Mega Man's basic attacks, but the Blue Bomber is keeping him on his toes with his vast aray of weapons.

Mega Man gives his opponent more to dodge by firing the Dive Missiles, but Astro's able to make them crash into each other. Mega Man shoots the Hornet Chaser, but Astro simply punches them away. Mega Man tries to escape but Astro knocks him off the building, with Mega Man's explosives that were following Astro taking down the watertower.

"The little guy is able to dish out some major damage though," Yang said as she saw Astro tear through Mega Man's attacks.

Astro punches Mega Man into a building and starts dragging him down the windows, but Mega Man uses a charged Mega Buster shot to get his opponent off. He hangs on the building and throws Metal Blades into Astro's body. Astro punches one away, but Mega Man kicks him and uses the Hard Knuckle to punch Astro into the ground and plummets into him.

"What he lacks in power he's making up with utility," Weiss smiled. That was the kind of robot she wanted to make. She was a firm believer in something weak beating something strong with wits and tools... unlike Ruby who wrote up some designs for a war machine that had enough firepower to take on an army, she called it Project: More Thorn... whatever the meant.

Astro throws Mega Man into a car, he tries to punch him again but Rock dodges the attack. Astro then picks up the car and prepares to throw it, but Mega Man shoots the Atomic Fire at him before he can do it. Mega Man walks up to him and prepares to fire another shot, but is shocked when two machine guns come out of Astro's butt.

"Surprise Mother Fu-" Yang was about to say before getting slapped from behind her head from her mom's wing.

"Yang" Weiss said in a warning tone, as the Sun dragon themed huntress grumbled under her breath.

Astro continues firing as the bullets bounce off of Mega Man. Mega Man tries firing more Metal Blades, but Astro catches all of them.

"Not today zurg!" Ruby yelled out while wearing a Buzz Lightyear suit. Fitted for a Huntress of course.

Mega Man tries firing another one only to discover he's ran out. Astro fires the blades back at Mega Man, who manages to dodge most of them except one that gets stuck in his shoulder and has him pinned to a wall. Astro charges at him, and Mega Man retaliates by shooting the Black Hole Bomb, which Astro dodges, but starts sucking him in. Mega Man tries firing a Crash Bomber, but Astro catches it and throws it back at him.

"That is just BS," Yang muttered. She might not be as smart as Weiss or Blake but she was pretty sure a black hole even a fake one shouldn't be that easy to get away from.

Astro puts more into his thrusters to escape the Black Hole Bomb and charges towards Mega Man with a fist, and at the last second, Mega Man uses the Time Stopper to freeze time.

"OK.... THAT... IS.. IT!!" Growled Weiss "I am giving up on understanding the logic of this and just going with it"

During this period, Mega Man removes the Metal Blade off his chest and allows Astro to crash into the building. He summons Rush to form the Super Adaptor armor. Astro turns around and fails to notice the Crash Bomber in the place he just punched, resulting in an explosion that sends him toward Mega Man, who uppercuts him into the air and flies while delivering more blows to his opponent. Astro manages to counter back as the two robots fly higher. Once above the clouds, Astro grabs Mega Man and starts flying down towards Earth so fast it breaks Rush off of Mega Man's body.

"Not the doggy!" Ruby cried out.

As Mega Man falls towards the ground, he turns his other arm into a Mega Buster and charges up a powerful blast as Astro Boy charges towards him. A large explosion is seen in the sky.

The group leaned in to see who won.

On the ground, Mega Man's severed leg is seen near Astro's head, but Astro's body walks up and puts his head back on his body. As he laughs in victory, the camera zooms out to show that Mega Man's body blew up into several parts.

KO!

Well darn," Yang muttered. "I thought the blue guy had it."

Afterward, Astro Boy finds and retrieves Mega Man's still-functioning head. After briefly playing hacky-sack with it, he returns it to Rush (Along with his other assorted body parts) to be repaired, but pauses briefly to pet the robot dog with a big smile on his face.

Ruby let out a relieved sigh "Oh thank oum the doggy is okay."

Results

(*Cues: Astro Boy - 60's Theme*)

Boomstick: Forecast calls for a 90% chance of Mega Man showers and a 10% chance of sadness.

"Well at least he can be repaired... I think..." Weiss said while muttering the last part.

"If he can they are gonna need a lot of duct tape" Replied Yang

Wiz: While Mega Man's varied arsenal kept Astro Boy on his toes, that's about the only edge he had.

Boomstick: Yeah. Astro Boy outclassed him everywhere else.

"He might of had a chance if that black hole landed," Blake said with a shrug.

Wiz: Mega Man's greatest display of strength comes from when he held up a 20 story tower worth 60,000 tons, delaying its collapse just long enough to escape.

Boomstick: Impressive. But not compared to Astro Boy who could lift a 100,000 ton ocean liner with total ease.

"Hmph!" Ruby muttered as she flexed his muscles. Much to her sister's amusement.

"Yeah yeah your really strong sis" Yang giggled out as she playfully messed with her hair.

Wiz: Mega Man defeated Quick Man who is faster than lightning, or over 224,000 mph.

Boomstick: That's cute. After patching things up with dear old dad number one, Astro Boy was so excited that he took a victory lap around the entire planet... in two seconds!

Wiz: Clocking in at just under 45,000,000 mph!

"Woah that's faster than me" said Ruby

"And that's saying something" remarked Weiss

Boomstick: Plus Astro survived a bomb capable of stopping a solar flare. Heck, he got accidentally blasted by an atomic disintegrator gun and was still completely intact!

Wiz: Ultimately the difference in power, speed, and durability is abundantly clear. And with Mega Man's limited ammunition reserves all the Blue Bomber could do was delay the inevitable.

Boomstick: Mega Man just couldn't keep it together.

"Ha!" laughed Yang

Wiz: The winner is Astro Boy.

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Boomstick: NEXT TIME ON DEATH BATTLE!

Scenes of a group of men armed machine guns fighting against a man dressed in green and using a bow and arrow

"My name is Oliver Queen, after five years in hell, l return home with only one goal, to save my city... l had to become someone else.. I had to become someTHING else.. I had to become... The Green Arrow!

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