"Alright next episode here we come" Ruby said
"This is going to be awesome!" Yang said enthusiasticly
"From the looks of it they seem very intimidating" said Blake
"Well I'm interested in what tech they use" asked heiress
"Well we won't know for sure so let's start this episode" Ruby said as she started the episode as everyone got ready.
Interlude
(*Cues: Invader - Jim Johnston*)
Wiz: These two masters of evil are experts at bending others to their will, but beneath the mask lies the scars of their past, literally.
"How bad are we talking about? Like a few scares or are we talking full Deadpool over here?" Yang asked.
"I hope not..." muttered Weiss. Her stomach couldn't take it if she saw wades unmasked face again.
~~~~~~~~(meanwhile in a rundown apartment building)~~~~~~~
"Oh~! your so lucky i'm not fighting you in my next appearance, you damn Princess!" yelled the merc with the mouth. Grumbling as he sharpened on of his katanas.
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Boomstick: Darth Vader, Dark Lord of the Sith.
"So we get to see Luke's dad!?" yelled out Ruby. she and most of the other group were excited to see where he stacked up compared to his son.
Wiz: And Doctor Doom, sovereign ruler of Latveria.
"'Sovereign Ruler'? This should be interesting." Weiss commented.
Boomstick: He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick.
Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor and skills to find out who would win... a Death Battle.
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Darth Vader
(*Cues: The Imperial March - Star Wars*)
Wiz: Darth Vader. A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, this mass murderer was one of the most dangerous and respected killers among the stars.
Boomstick: Nobody stood a chance, He was a "force" to be reckoned with... Heh heh!
"Weak!" Yang complained.
Wiz: But before he was a Dark Lord of the Sith, he was Anakin Skywalker, an innocent child sold to slavery on the harsh desert planet of Tatooine.
"W-what?" asked Blake, she should be used to this now, but dammit anything that involved the harming of children all ways got to her.
"Well, what a coincidence," Weiss muttered.
(*Cues: Star Wars - Anakin's Theme*)
Boomstick: Anakin was a prodigy mechanic, a prodigy pod-racer and a prodigy Jedi! So I'd say the junk dealer who bought him got a pretty sweet deal. Y'know apart from the whole... "ownership of people" thing...
"Ya don't think?" asked Weiss in a snarky tone.
"Oh yeah, you can't stand him huh," laughed Yang. Well this day got a little bit better.
"Can't say i blame her..." muttered out Blake.
Boomstick: Then Liam Neeson showed up and measured his power-level to find out that this kid was the Chosen One! Destined to do something great that would bring balance to the all-powerful Force, whatever the f**k that means!
Wiz: Freed from slavery and trained under Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi,
"What happen to the other guy?" asked Ruby. she and the rest of the group also wondered what happened to the the older looking (at the time) jedi that was shown on screen.
Just then a note shot out of the air. Weiss unrolled and read it. "Got killed by a Sith, but he gets to come back as a Force-Ghost thing."
"Oh..." whispered out Ruby.
Background
Height: 6'7" | 2 m
Weight: 299 lbs | 136 kg
Age: 46
Home world: Tatooine
Trained 13 apprentices
Languages known:
Basic Standard (English)
Huttese
Sith
Droid Binary
Conceived by midi-chlorians...ugh
(*Cues: Unknown Theme*)
Wiz: Anakin grew into an extremely powerful Jedi, capable of lifting starships and crushing buildings with just his mind. He quickly rose through the Jedi ranks to the very top, and lead the legendary 501st Legion in the galaxy-wide Clone Wars.
"Well damn, no wonder his son was so powerful!" Yang said with astonishment.
Boomstick: He also grew into a really arrogant and whiny douche!
Anakin: It's all Obi-Wan's fault. He's holding me back!
"Sounds like you before some character development." Ruby commented to Weiss.
Wiz: Naturally curious to an extreme, the vast potential of the force was intoxicating to Anakin. Unable to accept loss and pain, Anakin sought new powers to "fix" his problems. After a premonition of his pregnant wife's death, he decided he had no choice but to turn to the Dark Side of the Force for answers.
"Oh no," Blake muttered.
"While I can understand his reasoning, I can't condone his decision," Weiss stated,
Emperor Palpatine: Henceforth, you shall be known as Darth... Vader.
"Ok bad choices aside, at least he got a cool new name," Yang admitted.
(*Cues: Unknown Theme*)
Boomstick: Despite being trained in the Jedi's pacifism, Anakin learned that he was really freaking good at killing people, and murdered the entire Jedi Order. His punishment? A tearful break-up with his old master, and a leisurely dip in a pool of lava.
The group let out a hiss as they saw Anakin slowly get burnt alive.
"That's definitely a fate i'm going to avoid," muttered out Weiss.
Wiz: After some.... pretty intense reconstructive surgery, he was rebuilt as the black-cloaked lord of the Sith, Darth Vader.
(*Cues: Enter Lord Vader - Star Wars Episode III*)
(Shows Vader being lowered off the operating table)
(*Cues: The Imperial March - Star Wars again*)
"Dude, that's scary looking." Ruby muttered.
"Sweet song though," admitted Yang. She couldn't help but wonder how that theme would of boosted her scary factor back when she was at Junior's club.
Boomstick: If there was anything you hated about Anakin before, don't worry! Vader is nothing like that whiny little prequel bitch! He's a badass through and through, with one of the coolest voices of all time.
Darth Vader: The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force.
"So freaking cool!" cheered out Ruby.
"Maybe it's worth getting dipped in lava," Yang admitted.
Wiz: Vader's body was sustained by his dark armor, a mobile life support system designed to protect what was left of him and intimidate foes.
"And it works," whimpered out Weiss. How could such a nice child turn into... that!?
Boomstick: The suit enhanced his vision, hearing, and physique, with his robot limbs, he can leap dozens of feet and lift several hundred pounds, all without having to use the Force. The armor is even dense enough to deflect lightsaber blows.
"He can block swords made to cut through almost anything!" gasped out Yang.
"My word!" Weiss said. They haven't even gotten that much into the episode and Vader was already showing to be terrifying.
Dark Armor
Serial Number: E-3778G-1
Durasteel alloy
Gauntlets have Mandalorian Iron
Infrared and ultraviolet vision
Mechanical limbs
Life-support system
(*Cues: Kanan at the Gate - Star Wars: Rebels*)
Wiz: Unfortunately for Vader, his new body had several problems. The armor was cumbersome and weighed him down, much of it was mismatched, snagging and pulling on his body, his incessant raspy breathing often kept him awake, his synthetic skin itched constantly, and thecontrol panel on his chest would sometimes beep for no reason at all.
"Seriously?" Weiss asked.
"That thing sounds like a pain in the neck," Yang added in. whoever made that suit should be fired.
Boomstick: You're saying in this technological marvel of an age, we can't fix one person who's fallen into lava?
"That does seem pretty far fetched," muttered Weiss. In such an advance age they should of at least made more stable and less stress reducing suits for this kind of things.
Darth Vader: I find your lack of faith disturbing.
"Eeep!" sqeeked out Ruby. While the comment wasn't directed at her, Vader doing pretty much anything scared her out of her wits.
Wiz: It's very likely Vader's Sith master, knowing his new student could become more powerful than himself, included these faults on purpose.
"That certainly sounds like something an evil emperor would do." Yang. "What do you think, 'Princess'?" she smirked at the other girl.
"Buzz off bimbo," Weiss said back with a bite in her tone.
"Ooh, clever."
Wiz: While it caused problems for Vader at first, he quickly grew accustomed to his suits limitations and modified his fighting style to complement his new stance and strength. And while his life support systems are vulnerable to electric overload, should the worst happen, he can use the Force to sustain himself for several hours.
"The man is resourceful I'll give him that," Ruby had to admit. Even if she didn't like that resourcefulness was being used for evil.
(*Cues: Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Battle of Teth*)
Boomstick: Vader wields a dual phase lightsaber, unlike normal lightsabers, which are already cool as shit, Vader can manually adjust his to double its length, but if it lasts for more than four hours, he needs to consult a doctor.
"That joke was too easy..." Yang said in a dry tone.
Darth Vader: All too easy.
"Heh even HE agrees with me," Yang joked. Getting a few laughs from the group.
Wiz: With his unmatched connection to the force, and training in both Jedi and Sith arts, he's learned a variety of techniques, he can deflect energy blasts with nothing but his hands, anticipate his opponents next moves, and increase his speed and strength, and though his mechanical limbs cannot channel Force Lightning like his master, he can condense and launch a ball of electricity called Kinetite.
"That sounds way cooler," Ruby said. "why shoot lighting normally when you can shoot it out like a cannonball!"
"Heh, I agree with the dolt," Weiss said with a chuckle.
'Hmm. I think i might try that out,' Blake thought as she continued to watch the show.
Boomstick: And he can always use telekinesis to lift people up and choke the ever living hell out of them, a power that would come in handy if you ever had to deal with an annoying co-host.
"Ouch..." Yang muttered while rubbing her neck.
"Well good thing ice queen doesn't do that, right Weiss?" laughed out Yang, but when she didn't get an answer she turn towards her friend and saw her in deep thought. "Weiss?"
Said heiress was still deep in thought but quickly shook out of it once she realised someone was talking to her. "Oh sorry, i was just... thinking of some things,"
This creeped the group out and caused some of the members to scoot away from her.
Darth Vader: You don't know the power of the Dark Side.
Weaponry
Dual-phase red lightsaber
The Force
Force Choke
Telekinesis
Tutaminis
Precognition
Force Barrier
Force Kill
Force Crush
Force Maelstrom
Force Destruction
(*Cues: Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Battle of Christophsis*)
Wiz: Using the Dark Side of The Force, Vader embraces his passion and rage in battle, complementing his extremely aggressive fighting style, the angrier he gets, the deadlier he becomes.
Weiss smirked as she heard that. Maybe I should look into this 'Sith' thing...
Boomstick: He's defeated tons of Jedi masters, including Obi-Wan himself, he matched his secret apprentice Galen Marek in force combat, who is powerful enough to move Star Destroyers, and killed a doppelganger of Darth Maul by impaling himself. Damn, that's dedication.
"And I thought I was hardcore," whispered out Yang.
Strengths & Feats
Collapsed a building with the Force
Killed 8 Jedi at a Kessel conclave
Moved massive starships
Can tank lightsaber blows
Expert pilot
Beat Han Solo's quick draw
Moves faster than the eye can follow
Defeated Dooku, Obi-Wan, Drallig, Mourne, & a clone Maul
Wiz: And finally, after discovering his long lost son, Vader had a change of heart. He rescued his son by sacrificing himself to destroy the Sith once and for all...or at least until the next movie comes out.
Boomstick: Darth Vader is impressive, most impressive.
"Agreed," Weiss said with a nod. She had a new found respect for the sith.
Darth Vader: There is no escape, don't make me destroy you.
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Darth Vader: There is no escape, don't make me destroy you.
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Just before the next half started a note shout of the the air and smacked into Weiss's face. She growled before opening it. "Take notes ice queen, this is how you supervillain."
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Doctor Doom
Wiz: Doctor Doom. Master of science, sorcery, and his own country, Doom is undoubtedly one of the most dangerous villains in the Marvel Multiverse.
"... ok for a second I thought he was talking about Weiss," joked Ruby. She wasn't too far off though, minus the whole villain thing and those things DID fit Weiss. She is a skilled glyph user, she was really good with tech (minus a few hiccups) and she was a heiress of a company.
Boomstick: I mean, just look at him! He looks like death itself. But before he was lord of Latveria, Victor Von Doom was...a gypsy.
"... Say wha?" Yang asked.
(*Cues: Fantastic Four (2005) - Experiments*)
Wiz: His father was a highly intelligent doctor who died of frostbite, and his mother...just so happened to be a satanic witch who accidentally sold her soul to the devil.
"How do you "accidentally" sell your soul!?" yelled out Weiss.
"It happens more than you think," muttered out Blake. When you hung around with someone like the Adam Taurus, you end up seeing some dead people.
Boomstick: Poor orphaned Victor was determined to master both science and magic to honor his parents. And he did!
"Good for him!... oh wait," Ruby said with a cheer... right before she remembered that Doom was a bad guy.
Wiz: By secretly combining technology and sorcery, Victor made a name for himself with a number of miraculous inventions, including a robotic duplicate of himself dubbed a Doombot.
"Real original..." Weiss said with a sarcastic tone.
Boomstick: And get used to seeing those things, I mean like, every time Doom has been "killed", it turns out it was just a Doombot.
Tony Stark: This isn't Doom at all, it's some kind of Doombot!
Mandarin: No wonder he didn't use the ring, it's a complete fake!
'Note to self, make some decoys when Ruby wants to hang out,' Weiss mentally jotted down. While she made fun of the name, she couldn't deny their usefulness.
Wiz: He eventually developed a machine designed to take him to and from Hell itself to rescue his mother.
"Awwww," while she was a heiress, most of the group couldn't help but root for him.
Boomstick: Buuuut it blew up in his face. No like, really, it blew up in his face.
(We cut to black and hear an explosion)
"Ouch." Yang whimpered.
Background
Height: 6'7" | 2.01 m
Weight: 415 lbs | 188 kg
Birthplace: Haasenstadt, Latveria
Monarch of Latveria
2nd in genius only to Mr. Fantastic
2nd in sorcery only to Doctor Strange
Beethoven's 9th is his jam
Dislikes crust on his sandwiches
Hates squirrels
(*Cues: Fantastic Four (2005) - Superhero's*)
Wiz: After the accident, despite his only injury being a single scar, Victor was horrified that his always perfect face had been "tainted". Victor ran away to the to the Himalayan mountains, and ended up joining a group of Tibetan monks.
"Oh come on! That doesn't look so bad!" screamed out Yang.
"Yeah, I mean at least Weiss's scar made sense for why she turned on her dad!" Ruby yelled in agreement... until she realised what she said. "Uhhh... no offence."
"*sigh*... none taken," muttered Weiss. She hoped that never became a running gag.
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"YES! SOMEONE OUT THERE FEELS MY PAIN!" cheered out Winter before she was dragged back into bed by her female soldier, for more intense "alone time", said soldier shoving a ball gag into her mouth.
"Less talky, more sexy."
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"Yeah, even Yang didn't turn evil when her hair got messed up." Ruby added.
"Thank you for reminding me of that, Ruby," Yang rolled her eyes.
Boomstick: He soon put them to work building him an awesome suit of armor to enhance his power and hide his face. He was so eager to get the damn thing on, that he put on the metal mask before it cooled down, messing up his face even more.
"Oh come on, I thought this guy was supposed to be smart!" Ruby said.
"To be fair, Weiss and my emotions have gotten the better of us before." Yang reminded.
"Ya like shaking a open vile of dust at someone" Ruby "helpfully" pointed out.
".... ya like that." Weiss said with a strained smile.
Wiz: This armor magically severed his physical connection to the world, shielding him from the nightmares and transforming him into a cold engine of logic, thus he took the name: Dr. Doom.
Susan: Victor, please.
Doom: Call me Doom.
"Nice," Yang said with a grin.
Wiz: With his new armor, Dr. Doom soon conquered his home country, Latveria, claiming the throne for himself.
Boomstick: Is he really a doctor?
Wiz: Well, he was expelled from college, but he just gave himself a Latverian doctorate once he was running the country, so technically yes.
Boomstick: What a cop out! Those of us with degrees had to work hard for our doctorates!
Wiz: You do not have a doctorate.
Boomstick: Yeah-huh! Check it out! (shows a diploma with his name on it) Got it in poultry science, specializing in the frying.
Wiz: Well, holy shit...
"Wait, does that even count?" Blake asked. Someone coughed and she turned to see Ruby holding up a diploma. This Certifies Ruby Rosario Rose as having earned her Doctorate in Pastry Cooking, Specializing in Cakes and Using sniper scythes. "... Ok, fine."
"I refuse to believe that!" screamed out Weiss.
"He.... went to college?" muttered out Yang. Her brain going a little fried from the thought.
(*Cues: Theme of Doctor Doom - Marvel VS Capcom 3*)
Boomstick: Anyway, Doom's armor is mostly made of titanium, but there's way more to it. With it, he's strong enough to lift buildings, survive blows from Thanos' Infinity Gauntlet, and one-shot The Incredible Hulk. Plus, it has a force field, jet boosters, and energy blasters.
Wiz: And also, a molecular expander, which can enlarge small objects he keeps with him, handy for turning tiny pebbles into giant boulders.
Boomstick: Maybe I should look into this science thing.
Wiz: The armor also has numerous methods of energy absorption and manipulation, giving him complete control over all sorts of machinery.
Boomstick: It might just be the most overpowered suit in comic history. I mean, it even has pieces of the True Cross to protect against Dracula and other undead enemies.
"Ok, there's 'overprepared', and then there's 'bullshit'," Yang said.
Armor
Weight: 190 lbs | 86.2 kg
High-strength titanium
Nuclear powered
Force fields
Jet boosters
Electric shockers
Molecular expander
Splinter of the True Cross
Wiz: It not only increases his physical strength, but also has magical abilities, which includes teleportation, mind transference, demonic summons, mystical blasts, and numerous other spells he's learned over the centuries, yes, I said centuries, Doom time traveled to the earliest days of magic and learned all he could, before returning to the present the normal way, by waiting.
"Like a boss!" said Ruby.
"The early days of magic," muttered out Weiss and Blake with some drool leaking from the two.
"Aaand we lost them," Yang said while facepalming
Boomstick: "Ah yes, I think I'll be immortal today." But as awesome as his armor is, Doom's still a badass without it.
Magic
Teleportation
Time travel
Dimensional travel
Mystical barriers
Ovoid Mind Transfer
Summoning
Hypnosis
Technological manipulation
Arc lightning
(*Cues: Fantastic Four: Rise Of The Silver Surfer - Chasing The Surfer*)
(*Cues: Fantastic Four: Rise Of The Silver Surfer - Chasing The Surfer*)
Boomstick: One time, Doom found himself stranded on another Earth, buck naked after being switched with his arch nemesis Reed Richards by a celestial...long story...anyway, he gets attacked by a lion, which he straight up killed with a single punch, then turned it into a pretty sweet suit.
"Kitty no!" cried out Ruby.
"HA!" laughed out Yang.
Wiz: Under Doom's rule, his country, Latveria, prospered, his people loved their new dictator, though the rest of the world was of a different opinion.
"Well... at least he was a good leader," Weiss had to admit she was impressed that Doom actually cared for his people enough to make sure their country prospered.
Boomstick: Probably because he keeps trying to conquer it all.
"That would do it," muttered Blake as she threw a glare at Yang, who only rolled her eyes at the, in her eyes, childish display.
Wiz: Well, whether Doom is a bad guy is a bit up for debate, sure there was the one time he sacrificed the woman he loved to Hell, and had her skin turned into leather armor he wore -
"Dude, what the fuck!?" Yang shouted, disgusted.
Wiz: but for a long time, Doom's top priority was actually rescuing his mother from damnation.
"Still dude, thats fudged up," Ruby said. Even she wouldn't go that far for something.
Boomstick: And he eventually pulled it off, with that off the list, Doom did what any magically powered, titan of science would do, he went time hopping to the future.
"Not. a . word," muttered Weiss and Blake. Not wanting to deal with anyone Mention their own mis adventures with time.
Wiz: Doom explored thousands of possible future timelines, and what he saw convinced him he needed to take over the world. See, Doom truly believes he must conquer the world, as that is the only possible future freed from suffering and want.
Boomstick: And he's...kinda right, I mean, even the Panther god of Wakanda backed him up, and that guy looked into like, all the futures.
"Wait, so you mean that his main goal is take over the world... so he can help everyone?" Blake asked.
"So does that make him a anti-hero or anti-villain?" asked Ruby.
"Meh! He's gone full hero lately as the new iron man," answered.... Deadpool!? Whose head was behind Ruby's back.
"Oh! Thanks Wade~!" thanked the red reaper.
"No problem red!" cheered Deadpool, as he dove back into her mane, this all happening in front of everyone who where to stunned to talk.
While they were still recovering from that a note popped out of the air. Clinging to something less insane, Weiss read it out loud. "Doom actually did conquer the world once, hypnotizing most of the populace including most of the world's heroes into obeying his rule. He actually managed to pass many positive legislations like anti-mutant discrimination laws, but he got so bored that when the first non-hypnotized hero tried to stop him he pretended to lose just so he could have an excuse to leave."
"Sounds like a case of 'wanting is better than having.'" Blake commented.
Strengths & Feats
Thinks as fast as a super computer
Survived Thanos ' Infinity Gauntlet
Armor blocked Silver Surfer 's TK
Willpower beat Purple Man 's telepathy
Caught Captain America's shield
Crushed a diamond with his hands
Killed a lion in one punch... while naked
Has defeated the Silver Surfer, Galactus, & the Beyonder
Wiz: However, despite his overwhelming power, intellect, and intentions, Doom is extremely arrogant to a fault.
"Isn't that always the case?" Yang said with a smirk directed at Weiss.
"Watch it Xio Long, heroes can fall victim to pride as well," hissed out the ice queen.
Boomstick: It's ridiculous, I can't even count how many times Doom had world domination within his grasp, and then dropped the ball. I mean, one time, he stole the godly Power Cosmic from Silver Surfer, and still lost, because Mr. Fantastic tricked him into flying into a Power Cosmic sucking force field.
Wiz: But if Dr. Doom could just keep his ego in check, nobody could ever stand in his way.
Servo-Guard Robot: Your plan to destroy them has failed, master.
Doom: Failed? *he concentrates, causing the Servo-Guard robot to explode* Dr. Doom does not fail.
"Eeeep!" sqeeked out Ruby. She really hated this kind of episodes, and she wished she would of brought zwei with her.
"Yeah, Doom's totally got this. If I was Queen I would've given up trying to conquer Remnant out of shame," Yang admitted.
"Agreed. Ozpin could never hold a candle to him," Weiss nodded.
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The group came to an agreement that the would just enjoy the episode, but Yang was planning on rooting for Doom, and Blake was going to root for vader secretly.
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Death Battle
(*Cues: Star Wars - Imperial March*)
On the Tie Fighter dock in the Death Star, a messenger bot contains a hologram featuring one of the soldiers of the ship flies over to Darth Vader.
Soldier: Lord Vader we ambushed rebels orbiting Felucia but, Skywalker escaped... again. I apologize I shouldn't have been so hasty to begin...
"Welp he's dead," muttered Yang, she should know, she used to do that to her ex boyfriends.
Vader starts Force Choking the soldier.
Vader: An unwise decision.
"Damn, he can do it from a distance too!" Yang said in both a bit of fear in admiration.
Dr. Doom is seen in the hologram and manually chokes the rest of the soldier to death.
"And Doom shows him up in seconds!" gasped out Ruby.
Doom: This farce is over!
'Go get him Doom!' Yang mentally cheered.
(*Cues: Theme of Doctor Doom - Marvel VS Capcom 3*)
Doom teleports and arrives in his floating chair and fires an energy blast at the messenger bot with Vader jumping back.
"He even has a sick ass chair!" Ruby gushed.
Doom lands on the ground
Doom: Bow before me!
Darth Vader takes out his lightsaber.
Vader: Don't underestimate the power of the Force.
"Less chit chat and get to the fighting!" both Yang and Ruby shouted.
FIGHT!
Doom flies back and shoots two electric shots at his opponent. He then charges up his jetpack and dashes forward. Vader deflects the shots and before Doom can hit him Vader uses the Force to stop Doom.
"Dooms coming in with the tackle but Vader stops him dead in his tracks!" Ruby narrated while dressed as Bobby Heenan (R.I.P)
"GRRR! Get out of there Doom!" yelled out Yang.
Vader: I can sense it.
"GRRR! Get out of there Doom!" yelled out Yang.
Vader: I can sense it.
Vader: I can sense it.
Vader uses the Force to push Doom back into a wall, but Doom recovers and starts flying at Vader at rapid speed. His electric-charged punch clashes with Vader's lightsaber and the two exchange blows until Vader misses. Doom uses the opportunity to combo Vader with electric attacks...
Doom: Foot Dive!
"Best attack name!: laughed out Ruby.
...which ends with him landing a foot dive on Vader's head. Vader gets up from the blow
Vader: You cannot escape destiny!
"Ugh man, that's such a old bad guy saying," muttered Yang.
Vader unleashes a large Force blast that pushed Doom back.
Doom: You wretch!
Doom then goes invisible and starts sneaking up. Vader uses the Force to find his location.
"Knew that wasn't going to work," muttered Weiss. Did that trick EVER work in this show for very long?
Vader: It is pointless to resist!
Vader stabs Doom and then uses the Force to smack him all over the place, even hitting the camera. He then telekinetically lifts up a Tie Fighter and hovers it over his opponent.
"..... this is too easy," Blake muttered.
"I agree this is ending too fast and the show always ends it after a big showy attack," Weiss said in agreement.
Vader: Witness the power of the Force!
Vader crushes Doom which seemingly breaks and kills him.
Vader: All too easy.
"Which means it isn't over yet," Weiss said with a confident tone.
However it turned out to be a Doombot. The real Dr. Doom teleports in with a flying chair.
"What a twist!.... Not!" laughed out Ruby. Because come on, who didn't see that coming.
Doom: What a farce!
"GOOO DOOM!" screamed out Yang.
Vader: Enough!
"BEAT HIM VADER," Blake yelled, losing herself in the excitement.
(*Cues: Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Savage Opress Theme*)
Vader sends the broken parts of the Tie Fighter to attack Doom, but Doom uses a force field to block them and leaps up in the air to start sending large electrical currents towards Vader's direction. Vader manages to use these against Doom and sends it back but Doom teleports to the other side.
Doom: Beware my power!
Doom then uses his power to send himself and Darth Vader back in time to a prehistoric era.
Vader: What is the meaning of this?
"Some wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey stuff," Ruby said while wiggling her arms and letting out a few giggles.
(*Cues: Braving the Battle - Terra Battle*)
Doom laughs as he throws Vader towards a T-Rex, but Vader easily cuts through it with his lightsaber. Doom charges at Vader and crashes through several trees of a forest until they come across a volcano.
"Oh man this is getting a little nuts!" Yang said.
"Only a little?" asked Weiss
"After stuff like Chuck Norris vs Segata Sanshiro, this is still tame," answered the Sun Dragon.
Vader: Impressive.
Vader leaps forward and tries slashing at Doom with his sword but Doom dodges the swings as Vader also throws his saber at him.
Vader: Enough.
Vader leaps forward and tries slashing at Doom with his sword but Doom dodges the swings as Vader also throws his saber at him.
Vader: Enough.
Vader tries using the Force to choke Doom, but his armor protects him. Doom starts walking towards Vader.
"Welp! He's making Vader look like a chump," Yang said. Figuring out who the winner will be.
Vader: It is pointless to resi-
Doom grabs Vader and emits a large electrical charge on his suit, significantly damaging it. Vader tries using the Force to sustain his breathing. Doom uses the opportunity to kick Vader into the volcano.
Doom: You have no hope! HAHAHAHAHA!
Vader's lightsaber comes back and stabs Doom in the back, sending him down as well. Vader regains his lightsaber and his powers.
(*Cues: The Edge of Green - Radiant Historia*)
Vader: Die!
"Yes!" cheered Ruby.
Vader uses the Force against Doom's molecular expander as the two try throwing the Volcano rocks against each other. Doom flies behind Vader and unleashes his final attack.
Doom: Got you!
"HAHAHAHAHA! YES!" cheered Yang.
Doom uses the molecular expander to have Vader get crushed by a large rock, which sends Darth Vader down towards the volcano's lava, killing him.
"NOOOOOO!" cried out Blake, while Yang kept on laughing.
KO!
In the post-battle scene, Doom is seen leading an army of Doom Bots and Stormtroopers while Vader screams NOOOOO! while sinking into the lava.
"Ya keep what ya kill..." Ruby said in a gravely tone while wearing black goggles
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(*Cues: Marvel Vs. Capcom 3 - Character Select*)
Boomstick: Vader!? Noooooooooooooo!
Wiz: Darth Vader was extremely powerful, certainly capable of obliterating a basic Doombot. However, Doctor Doom himself is in a league of his own.
Boomstick: Vader may be the chosen one, but Doom's experience and mastery of magic and science trumped the Sith Lord. Plus, while Vader has proven his strategic prowess over two decades of experience leading an army, Doom has successfully lead a country, and then a whole planet.
"No one on our world, not even the twin brothers can say they have done that," Weiss admitted. Doom was a good leader, she could give him that much.
Wiz: And of course Doctor Doom's armor is absurd. Its magical barriers and separation from the physical world have protected him from reality warping and telekinetic attacks from the likes of Thanos and the Silver Surfer, whose power makes Vader's lightsaber and force choke look like child's play. Even if Vader COULD get through that suit, Doom's mind is armored by his sheer willpower, preventing any of Vader's force powered manipulation.
Boomstick: Unfortunately, Vader was forced to meet his doom.
"That.... Just sucked man," muttered Weiss. She really hated puns.
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"I think I'm going to have to kill someone," Winter growled right before an annoyed Celina(that's the female soldier in anyone is wondering) pushed her face back between her legs.
"You don't get to talk yet! Now get back to it!"
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Wiz: The winner is Doctor Doom.
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Boomstick: Next time on Death Battle!
We cut to a snowy mountain in the middle of nowhere.
"Is this going to be an ice themed battle?" wondered Weiss. The location seem to fit.
The camera then pans to someone the most of the cast were surprised to see.
"Superman!?" yelled the main cast. The show was bringing him back!? Who where they going to have him fight now?
It now cuts to the ground as the land begins to shake, and as the ground burst open to reveal the next fighter.
"GOKU!?"
Yes! It was Goku, and not only that but he came with a new transformation, which he showed of. This form being the legendary Super saiyan god mode!
"Holy crap his hair and eyes turned red!" cheered out Yang.
And as Goku glared at his Death Battle Rival, he only said one thing.
Goku: Ready for a rematch?
And as the show ended team RWBY sat in shock that there's going to be rematch between the two super aliens of the Galaxy but ones thing for sure they all thought one thing.
'THIS IS GOING TO BE AWESOME' team RWBY thoughts.
Annnd fade to Black.