My third chapter for episode 3
Rogue belongs to Marvel.
Wonder Woman belongs to DC Comics and Warner Bros
Death Battle belongs to Screwattack.
RWBY belongs to Rooster Teeth and Monty Oum (R.I.P).
Gamefly and soundtrack belong to their respective owners.
I own NONE of the Copyright.
Warning. There will be a lot of suggestive themes in this episode. Be advised.
Ruby pressed play. Death Battle began after boomstick mentioned a site called Go Daddy. The introduction shows dozens of female superheroines wearing unique outfits for combat. Some are modest, others, not so much.
(*Cue "Invader — Jim Johnston"*)
Wiz: Superheroines. Millions have drawn to these modern myths of comic book lore.
RWBY is gonna like this. Not only are the female combatants being praised by and being part of the show besides the male combatants, but also they are comic book characters. Ruby and Yang grew up reading a lot of them. Weiss and Blake read a few they came across but still know little about Comics. Blake usually likes Manga and Weiss prefers women's fashion magazines.
Boomstick: Or you could, uh, just to be drawn the way they're drawn.
And there are the heroines drawn for other reasons.
Wiz: Like Anna Marie, the Rougue...
Boomstick: … And Diana Prince, the Wonder Woman.
Wiz: He's Boomstick and I'm Wizard.
Boomstick: And we're here to watch two chicks duke it out! CATFIGHT!
RWBY has a bad feeling Boomstick is so gonna enjoy this. Let's hope he doesn't say anything embarrassing, he's already been saying a lot of crap already.
Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills...
Boomstick: And maybe a few other things.
Scratch that. RWBY (especially Weiss) knows no doubt that Boomstick is gonna take advantage here. Might as well tolerate him as much as possible.
The first contestant is a young woman wearing a green and grey mixed skintight suit. Her hair is curly and brown with big white streaks in it.
Rogue
Wiz: Rogue has possessed a variety of different powers over the years. For this duel, in particular, we will use the most well known version; the original iteration from the comics and television show.
"That's interesting, the hosts are using the iconic powers, not all of them. What other powers have Rogue used?" Weiss said with interest.
POWER ABSORPTION
Activated Through Contact
Absorbs Memories, Talents, Personalities and Abilities
Temporary Transfer
Can Use Copied Abilities
Can be Lethal Through Prolonged Contact
Wiz: Her deadliest weapon is her own skin. With just a touch, she absorbs a person's memories, talents, personalities, and abilities, whenever superhuman or not, to use for herself.
"Some aura users can actually do that." Blake added. "With enough proper training, an aura user can do the same thing what Rogue can do including absorbing the memories and skills of other aura users."
"Most can't do it, prefer not to and it's rare to find someone who can." Weiss finished.
Boomstick: To bad it knocks them out cold, and if she holds on long enough, it's game over.
Wiz: Tenacious foes, like Juggernaut, can resist it, but in the end, no one is safe from Rogue's parasitic touch. For every second of contact, Rogue can keep these powers for a full minute. Though sometimes, there's unforeseen side effects.
That's another reason why most aura users don't do that, unpredictable side effects can lead to disastrous results. Ruby is seeing this in another way. What if she can't hug anyone without harming them, she might be so lonely. Weiss also relates to that as mixing too much different kinds of Dust that might lead to bad results or worse. Blake and Yang thinks it's cool, though, despite how much it could harm others lethally.
Ms. MARVEL'S POWERS
Super Strength
Flight at Subsonic Speed
Near-Invulnerability
Enhanced Reflexes
Telepathic Resistance
Seventh Sense
(cue X Men theme hard rock remix)
Boomstick: She held on to Ms. Marvel for so long she absorbed her powers permanently. Now, she's got super strength, speed, and near invulnerability. Not that I blame her, though. I'd be holding on to Ms. Marvel for as long as I could. Plus, when she's unconscious I could…
Before Weiss could make an angry rebuttal, Wiz quickly stepped in.
Wiz: She's also gained a seventh sense, the ability to subconsciously predict her opponents' move.
Boomstick: But her seventh sense doesn't always seems to work. That or the writers forget about it, 'cause Rogue gets her ass kicked a lot.
Wiz: For plot convenience.
"Seems reasonable" replied Blake. Rogue is a unique action girl.
Boomstick: And damn, she's got a hot ass.
RWBY blushed at that remark. No boy in Beacon says that to a female student. Boomstick is starting to get on their nerves.
Wiz: What?
Boomstick: Hey, that counts as a superpower in my book, Wiz. While she's not invincible, she doesn't have any real weaknesses either. She's a classy southern belle, who'd I like to take out to dinner.
Wiz: who can fly, lift buildings, and can kill people just by touching them.
Boomstick: Never mind!
Rogue: Ain't that enough?
Rogue is really unique, but her story is a bit lacking… Even Boba Fett, Samus and Akuma are lacking backstories as well. The show needs to do that to make this a little more interesting. Anyway, RWBY does like her unique ability to absorb powers through skin contact, but it sounds lethal and there's no mention that she has any exact control over as far as the analysis says. Ruby even thinks she might never to be able to hug anyone. Though, she might wear gloves and cloths to prevent that, but still no skin contact. Yang sees her as a capable young woman handling her own. Weiss and Blake tolerates and respects her for who she is and what she does.
On with the next contestant.
Wonder Woman
The woman they saw from the last episode at the end is now the next contestant, now named Wonder Woman. They also notice a few other things they missed. Wonder Woman is also wearing red high boots and she also appears to wield a rope that could be a lasso.
Wiz: To the uneducated nerd, Wonder Woman may seem a cheap clone of Superman.
Boomstick: With superboobies!
Weiss, is now starting to get pissed at Boomstick's sick, perverted jokes now. Is he gonna keep disrespecting the ladies?! No male student in Beacon makes jokes thatinappropriate, Not even Cardin and his teammates.
Let's hope it doesn't get any more beyond suggestive.
Wiz: But in reality, she's a whole different story. Created from earth, born by gods, trained by ancient warriors…
Boomstick: Maker of Wonder Bread!, designer of the Wonderbra!
"I swear, Boomstick" Weiss hissed with venom in her voice and crushing her soda can with pressure.
Wiz: Boomstick, that's not true!
Boomstick: See, I can do it too Wiz.
Wiz: Wonder Woman is the incredibly powerful and near invincible ambassador of Themyscira, and self-appointed protector of the Earth.
The girls were amazed at this amazing figure before them. She sounds like a goddess, based on what Wiz said about her being powerful.
"I even wonder if I could have a figure like that." Yang said. She does have a nice body but she does want some muscular arms that Wonder Woman possess.
Boomstick: And she dresses like a stripper, a patriotic stripper.
"I'll let him fly on that one. Some huntresses do dress a bit like a stripper as well." Weiss said. Some huntresses to kinda dress like strippers.
MASTER COMBATANT
Trained Since Childhood
Skilled at Armed and Unarmed Combat
Prefers Fist Over Blades
The Best of The Amazons
Wiz: Diana Prince has been trained by the amazons as master combatant since childhood. she duelled the best of the best for the right to be crowned Wonder Woman.
"They finally mention a backstory." Ruby cheered.
Wonder Woman is the first character to at least have a specific kind of backstory in how she became what she is now. Being born from clay they saw was bizarre but somewhat interesting.
Wiz: Her unearthly powers are divine, granted by ancient Greek gods and goddesses.
RWBY may never heard of Greek gods or goddesses, but they do sound like powerful beings that blessed Diana with magical powers that shows them what she can do.
POWERS FROM DEMETER
Superhuman Strength
Superhuman Durability [Resists all but Blades and Bullets]
Magic resistance
Enhanced Healing Factor
Wiz: From Demeter, she received superhuman strength and durability.
(cue Justice League Main Theme)
Boomstick: 'And you know that bitch mailman god with the wingy shoes?
Wiz: Hermes?
POWERS FROM HERMES
Flight up to Mach-5 Speed
Superhuman Reflexes [Faster than Superman]
Superhuman Speed [Up to Hyper-Sonic]
Boomstick: Whatever. He gave Wonder Woman the ability to fly and move at hypersonic speeds.
OTHER POWERS
Enhanced Sight, Smell, Hearing, Touch, Taste
Multi-Lingual (Blake likes that one. She learned a lot of languages from books she read)
Increased Wisdom
Superior Empathy
Animal Rapport
Other Useless Stuff (She must have a lot)
Wiz: She was given numerous other powers from enhanced senses, animal rapport, and blessings of wisdom and empathy.
Boomstick: Besides the obvious cannons resting right below her neck, she's got pretty bizarre mixed with weaponry.
Ruby gets excited that now weapons are now mentioned again.
LASSO OF TRUTH
Forged by Hephaestus
Unbreakable
Infinitely Elastic
Forces Prisoners to Tell the Truth
Boomstick: Her Lasso of Truth is a piece of unbreakable string that, well, makes you tell the truth.
Like Jaune's sword, it's simple yet effective, which Ruby admits. Blake is intrigued of its mystical properties in making prisoners tell the truth. She wishes if Gambol Shroud could do that too.
Diana's mother (Hippolyta): What other depraved thoughts must you be thinking?
Man tied up (Col. Steve Trevor): God, your daughter's got a nice rack.
Boomstick: Hell yeah, she does!
"At least he's being honest." chuckled Yang who was blushing. She and Blake are really well endowed and are betting money many boys are also having those depraved thoughts on them, not that Yang would mind, though. Weiss was feeling jealous and slightly depressed that hers are flat. Ruby doesn't mind and doesn't care about her own.
BOOMERANG TIARA
Returns After Each Use
Razor-Sharp Edge
Can Cut Through Most Substances
Wiz: She uses her tiara as a long range throwing weapon, using it's razor sharp edge to slice open her enemies' throats.
Ruby and Weiss likes how the tiara is as awesome as a weapon as well as being a headwear. Slicing throats, though, is not really a hunter or huntresses preferred method against the Grimm.
BRACELETS OF SUBMISSION
Indestructible
Formed From the Aegis of Zeus
Blocks Blades, Bullets, Beams, and other attacks
Can Discharge Lightning
Boomstick: Wonder Babe wears the Bracelets of Submission, indestructible steel gauntlets forged from the remains of Zeus' legendary Aegis. These babies can block all sorts of attacks.
That caught all the four girls eyes on them.
"I wanna pair of those cool bracelets!" Yang said in glee. She wants to use those to block many attacks her Ember Celica can't normally block without damage.
Wiz: She has persevered throughout the years, fighting a huge variety of foes, even killing the Greek God of War, Ares.
RWBY was impressed. A title to a god that says "God of War" sounds really powerful and Wonder Woman ultimately killed him. They are liking this heroine.
Boomstick: Here that, Kratos. A chick beat you to it!
Wonder Woman is now seen striking her shield against (insert name) neck.
Wonder Woman: Let's see you smile now!
Wiz: Alright the combatants are set. let's end this debate once and for all.
Boomstick: But first, I need singles from my very own stripper, thanks to Go Daddy.
As the girls prepare for battle, they realise how Wonder Woman fits in almost every way that relates to RWBY. She's fast and a capable leader with impressive weapons to Ruby. A powerful fighter, warrior and a big symbol to girl power to Yang. Wise and really skillful to Blake. And finally has a responsible position based on her royal and hard working status to Weiss.
As they stare at the Amazonian posed as a warrior, the question comes up in their heads again, who does she remind them? As RBY pondered, Weiss closely looked at the Amazonian very closely and carefully. Her looks and outfit look similar to someone she knows. Her fighting style, no doubt, is familiar as well. Weiss then started to mentally compare to all other female students including her teammates with Wonder Woman. After what seemed like a while... Weiss then jaw droppingly realized something after comparing someone with Wonder Woman. Her looks remind her of a friend they know of. The praise she earns. That stern and beautiful face. That muscular body. Those soul piercing eyes… if they were green. That black flowing hair… if it were red. Wonder Woman resembles someone Weiss knows too well. A former student… from Sanctum. Appeared on every box... of Pumpkin Pete's Marshmallow Flakes. A current student… of Beacon. And finally, a respectful and honorable teammate... of team JNPR.
"Girls?" Said Weiss with a bit of trembling in her voice. The rest look at her with a quizzical look. "Does Wonder Woman resemble someone we know too well and has a lot in common with?" After what felt like minutes that felt like hours, their eyes all suddenly widen in shock.
Wonder Woman is Pyrrha Nikos
No doubt Pyrrha looks like Wonder Woman. They are really similar in many ways. Their styles for fighting, their wisdom, their warrior spirits, their outfits and even their personalities are not too different (If Pyrrha was more aggressive in combat). Wonder what Pyrrha would say if she saw this episode.
For now They need to see who wins. They can't decide. Blake and Yang beleive Wonder Woman may win because she is a more trained fighter in combat along with her useful weapons she carries. Ruby and Weiss may believe Rogue can take this because she can absorb the powers of Wonder Woman if she can touch her. It's tough to say. They all don't care who actually wins as long as it's a good fight to watch and reasons why said winner win. On to the fight.
Boomstick: Now it's time for a catfight Death Battle!
(cue Rogue's theme from X-Men vs Street Fighter)
Rogue is seen flying high in the sky. Unaware to her, RWBY sees a jet that is very hard to spot because it's blending with the sky, making Rogue unaware she's being watched. A silhouette flies out of the jet at sonic speeds and slams into Rogue. Rogue safely lands on the ground in a nearby town that almost resembles downtown Vale. The one who attacked Rogue is none other than Wonder Woman. RWBY feels this is gonna get intense.
FIGHT!
Before Rogue could even make her move, Wonder Woman draws her tiara and hurls it at her which Rogue gets sliced by and blood is drawn. With Rogue stunned at a split second, Wonder Woman zips behind her and roundhouse kicks with enough force to send Rogue flying across the street. The Amazon catches up to Rogue and kicks her several times in the stomach that's followed by Diana flying behind Anna and elbowing her in the back.
RWBY cringed at that hit.
"That's gonna leave a mark..." Yang muttered.
With Rogue stunned again, Wonder Woman grabs her with her Lasso of Truth and slams her around the street, some craters are made. Rogue is reeled in like a fish on a line and then gets an uppercut into the sky by the gifted Amazon. Wonder Woman then starts zooming around Rouge, punching her hard everytime she passes her at supersonic speed.
(cue X-Men theme hard rock remix)
The punches continued further until Wonder Woman hit the Mutant's face. Diana suddenly felt like part of her powers and even part of herself is getting sucked away from her.
RWBY remembered what Rougue can do.
"Oh yeah. She can do that, even without using her hand." Weiss said.
Rogue took advantage of this, removed her glove and touched the Wonder's bare leg with her gloveless hand and absorbed even more of her powers. Wonder Woman struggled and broke free, but now, Rogue is stronger, faster and tougher than before. While Wonder Woman is putting effort to remain conscious, Rogue pummels her in the back, then elbows her in the neck and then knocks her back with a kick combo.
"Looks like Rouge might be turning the tables now." Ruby said.
Wonder Woman recovers and tries to catch Rogue with her Lasso. The Mutant is ready this time. She catches the rope and hurls Diana to the ground. Rogue appears behind Wonder Woman, in a split second, Wonder Woman zips behind Rogue and tries to hit her with her tiara. Rogue counters the tiara by hitting it back, (propelling it back on Wonder Woman's head) slide kicks her in the air and uppercuts her. Diana stops Rogue by punching her repeatedly at super speed and then try to finish the combo with her kick which gets blocked by Rogue and sends Wonder Woman into the sky with a backwards flip kick.
The fight is getting intense as both female fighters are bouncing back and fourth who gets the upper hand.
Rogue follows but lost sight where the Amazon went. Wonder Woman, out of nowhere, starts speed blitzing Rogue again for a handful of seconds until Rogue blocks one punch and delivers some of her own. The music intensifies as the two are now flying around and blocking each other, trying to gain the advantage. Wonder Woman sends Rogue to the ground with a dive kick. RWBY, being tensed and nervous, feels this is the final standoff. As the two female warriors glare at each other at ground level, Wonder Woman suddenly dashes forward with a flying kick.
Big Mistake.
Rogue ducks under the kick and gains the upperhand as she grabs Wonder Woman.
Rogue: Goodnight, Sugar.
Rogue plants her lips on Wonder Woman's and the match is sealed. Wonder Woman collapses to the ground, dead as a doornail. Rogue strikes a victory pose.
K.O!
RWBY was blushing after what just happened. They are blushing, not because they are into girls or anything (boys are more their thing), but because they weren't expecting that. Well, on with the results. Boomstick better not…
(cue X-Men Movie Theme)
Boomstick: Woo-hoo-hoo! This goes down in history as the best DEATH BATTLE ever!
...make another joke about this.
Wiz: Poor Wonder Woman was more than a match for Rogue, but then, she touched Rogue's face.
Boomstick: Wonder Woman is a trained fighter, so naturally, she would strike her opponent's weakest spots, like the neck, stomach, joints and, well the face.
Wiz: In the end, her failure was a result of her thorough Amazonian training.
That made sense, Rogue wasn't wearing a mask so her skin on her face was the reason she was lucky to absorb Wonder Woman at the start. Otherwise, she would've been pummeled to death.
Boomstick: And her stripper outfit. Her leg was begging to be grabbed there. Though personally, uh, I might have grabbed elsewhere.
RWBY angrily blushed again. Weiss and Ruby covered their chests with their arms while Blake didn't do anything but blush and Yang was making a goofy grin as if she wouldn't mind a strong hand handling her there. Will Boomstick ever shut up?!
Wiz: Wonder Woman's powers may be godly, *Picture of the Juggernaut appears* but Rogue has take similar powers before, so there's no reason to say she couldn't here. Adding Wonder Woman's strength and speed to Rogue's own power gave her a huge advantage, drastically turning the tide.
"That sounds a bit unfair if you think about" Ruby replied. Absorbing powers by skin contact does sound unfair if you think about it for too long. The best way to beat Rogue is too stay away from her, hit her with long range attacks, or wear skin covering cloths.
Boomstick: A few high flying combos and our favorite X-Girl had Wonder Woman on the ropes.
Wiz: And with her combined speed, reflexes, and seventh sense, she outmaneuvered Wonder Woman with one fatal kiss.
"Whoever thought a kiss could be so lethal?" Ruby wondered.
Boomstick: Rogue sure "made out" this fight.
Wiz: The Winner is Rogue.
RWBY liked that fight. The high speed action and counters were eye catching and tense to enjoy. It would have been less shameful If Rogue killed Wonder Woman in another way. If Glynda Goodwitch ever came across this episode, she would be pissed how sexist and perverted Boomstick really is.
Boomstick: Next time on Death Battle.
The music is 8-bit and what they see is a field with strange floating blocks with question marks on them. A red, mushroom shaped creature with, legs angry eyes and a mouth enter the field. Shortly after, a four legged turtle also enters.
FIGHT!
"This is gonna suck" muttered Yang.
Ruby puts in episode 4, hesitates for a moment and presses play.