You're on your computer, and looking for tickets to a bunch of Kaiju films, only for-
Star: Oh (Y/N)!!
Star comes out tangled in a bunch of Christmas lights.
Star: I need your help with something.
(Y/N): Not now. I found out that there's a Godzilla movie marathon, and I don't want to miss it!
Star: Who is Godzilla?
(Y/N): Only the most famous monster to ever be created for a monster movie! The guy is still around today, destroying stuff, usually sometimes portrayed as a hero, fighting a mechanized version of himself, working with other Kaiju- Awesome. And-
You noticed that tickets were all sold out.
(Y/N): NOOOO!
You slam your head on the keyboard.
Star: What's wrong?
(Y/N): Tickets are sold out!
Star: Awww. There there, little guy.
She wraps her arm around you.
(Y/N): Well, It was just a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.
Star: Don't worry. I'm sure there's a chance you can still get a ticket.
(Y/N): Well-
Suddenly a fiery circle opens, and out comes Tom, who is eating a snow cone.
Tom: Hey, what's up?
(Y/N): TOM?!
Star: Tom, what are you doing here?!
Tom: I just want to hang out.
(Y/N) and Star: NO!! NO!!! A MILLION TIMES NO!!
Tom: No, I want to hang with (Y/N).
(Y/N): STILL NO!!!
Tom: Oh, okay then. I guess I'll find someone else to take to the Godzilla movie marathon.
(Y/N): I- WHAT?!
(Y/N): You're a fan of Kaiju movies?
Tom: I'm a super fan.
All while you were both talking, Star tries to get out of the Christmas Lights.
(Y/N): Why do you want to hang out with me?
Tom: I was doing some thinking, and I want to be your friend.
(Y/N): YOU WERE GONNA KILL ME, AND TRIED TO FORCE STAR INTO A RELATIONSHIP!!
Tom: Okay, I know I was a dick then, but I promise I won't get angry this time.
(Y/N): Hang on.
You move aside to talk to Star.
(Y/N): Star, what is he up to?
Star: I don't know, but I think you should go with him. I think he's trying to bury the hammer.
(Y/N): Its bury the hatchet.
Tom: Well, the marathon is all the way on the other side of town, so are you coming or not?
And so...
You're with Tom who has summoned his carriage.
Tom: Let me give you the tour.
He opens the door and you enter.
Tom: Alright, giddy up, skeleton horse!
Inside of the carriage...
There were six flat-screen TVs, a karaoke machine, a photo both, and well a nice throne for you to sit in.
(Y/N): You have a freaking white Tiger?
And yes, there is a white Tiger grooming himself nearby.
Tom: Can I get you anything? I heard you like eating a lot of things. How about fried chicken, or ramen?
(Y/N): Okay, something's going on here. You're being too generous.
Tom: Wha? I'm just a Kaiju fan.
(Y/N): What's your favorite movie?
Tom: Uh .... Well ...
He begins to sweat like a jogger who ran in the desert.
(Y/N): I KNEW IT! You don't know a thing about Kaiju! I'm going!
Tom: NO!! NO!! Don't! I have two favorites! The 1954 original Godzilla, and the 2014 version. And now that I'm saying it, I'm going with the original.
(Y/N): Yeah! That is the best one!
Tom: And I'm talking about the original version, in Japanese.
(Y/N): Wow! You do know your stuff! Uh ... sorry I got mad.
Tom: No, no, no, I get it, I get it. It can be hard to break through people's preconceptions of me. That's why I don't have many friends. I haven't even been to a movie marathon before.
(Y/N): I know! It's hard to stop thinking about it. Heh, like that song Can't Stop.
Tom: WAIT! WAIT! Isn't that a song by the Red Hot Chili Peppers?
(Y/N): Uh ... yeah.
Tom: Come with me.
He brings you to a room where behind a wall is-
A bunch of records, and a signed picture of Tom and the band themselves!
(Y/N): SWEET!!
Montage Time...
You and Tom are just rocking out taking photos in that booth, and well it seemed as if you two are actually getting along!
End of Montage...
(Y/N): I can't believe I'm actually having a good time with you!
Tom: I know. Right? Heck, I could just skip that whole movie marathon and –
(Y/N): WAIT!! THE MARATHON!! WHAT TIME IS IT?!
Tom: Wait, don't freak out!
(Y/N): Ten minutes?!
You try to leave, but the door is stuck!
(Y/N): TOM!!
Tom: Actually, I can't let you leave yet.
(Y/N): What? But we gotta go. We're gonna be late.
Tom: Please. Just wait a little longer.
(Y/N): What is wrong with you? I said let me go!
Tom: AND I SAID TO WAIT!!
He explodes in a rage.
But then, the Tiger gets up, and it's Brian!
Brian: Sorry, Tom. That's an instant fail for you. Hey, you almost made it this time.
Tom: No, no! Wait, wait! You gotta give me a second chance.
(Y/N): WHAT IS HAPPENING?!
Brian: Well, Master Tom here was just about to earn his anger management graduation badge. All he had to do was spend three hours alone with the person he hated the most without blowing up.
Tom: BUT YOU HAD TO BE SELFISH!! YOU COULDN'T WAIT FOR ANOTHER 15 MINUTES!! YOU CARE MORE ABOUT THOSE GARBAGE KAIJU M-
(Y/N): Are you kidding me? You lied to me about being a Kaiju fan, and pretended to be my friend so you could earn some badge? Dude, you're an asshole and a liar, and that's not even the worst part. I was dumb enough to fall for it!
You burst out of the carriage. Tom comes after you.
Tom: Wait, (Y/N)! I actually like the RHCP, I wasn't lying about that.
(Y/N): Too late. I actually liked hanging out with you, you know. I wanted to be your friend right there. Goodbye Tom.
You begin to leave, and Tom gets an idea!
And so...
Employee: Sorry, but no more seatings are-
Tom: You will let us in.
Employee: I will let you in.
(Y/N): Thanks Bro.
Tom: Anytime ... b-B-B-
(Y/N): Come on dude! It's not that hard.
Tom: Sorry, I still need to get used to this.