You start going around and asking all of the heads of the Squad various questions.
(Y/N): It's urgent! You see, the upcoming Summer Festivals, require various snacks, but no one has thought to use any.
Shunsui: Is that so? Well, I was thinking of rice herbs, served with-
(Y/N): Its sake right?
You both stay quiet for a while.
Nanao: Captain, are you alright? You seem to be-
Shunsui: Yes, of course. If you were asking Old Man Yama, he would have just said tea.
(Y/N): Yeah, but serving sake to high schoolers is kind of not responsible.
Shunsui: Hahahahahaha. That's a good point.
Nanao: We'll just serve tea or something else.
She pushes her glasses back into place, and then follows you to Squad 2.
At the Squad 2 Barracks...
(Y/N): Well?
Soi Fon: This is pointless. Even though I love spending time with you, I don't know how to answer something like that.
Marechiyo: You know, you could always just do some kind of candy cat popsicle thing. You know, in order to make you happy. After all, you're always thinking about Yoruichi. It's really funny how you mumble in your sleep when you pass out from work and, you-
Soi Fon took offense to that and kicked her lieutenant in the crotch.
Soi Fon: Shall we go then? I am in the mood for something like sushi, or preferably anything else after that.
Squad 3 Barracks...
Nanao: What do you have?
Rose: Well, I had the simplest form of art. Biscuits in the form of musical notes.
(Y/N): Interesting. And you Izuru?
Izuru: Oh ... well ... they were in the shape of foxes, which-
(Y/N): HELL NO! Those remind me a bit too much of Gin, and I don't want to think about his face. Because-
Izuru: CAPTAIN!! WHY?!
(Y/N): OH DEAR!!
Soi Fon: Just ignore him. He's dealing with a lot of stress. If he can't handle it, we should go.
Rose: It's for the best. Izuru is still having trouble letting go.
Squad 4 Barracks...
Right now, you were about to pick up Unohana and Isane.
Unohana: Oh, planning something special for the end of Summer? How about some invigorating soup?
(Y/N): Unohana, I don't think t-
She then forms her killer aura.
Unohana: Don't you think it would be a good idea to accept the offer? Well?
(Y/N): Sure! Yes Ma'am!
Isane: Sorry about that. Captain Unohana worked all day on it.
(Y/N): Man, and I was thinking Hanataro would offer something sweet or-
Hanataro: I do have this little chocolate candy thing.
(Y/N): Oh a BonBon! Thanks Hanataro!
Hanataro: It's even got some healing Kido in it!
Squad 5 Barracks...
Everyone moves in to see Shinji feeling relaxed, and having muted his phone in order to avoid being harassed by Hiyori.
Shinji: Yeah, what is it?
(Y/N): Need snack ideas for Summer Festival, got anything?
Shinji: Nope. Nothing, the only one who does have something is-
Momo then appears.
Momo: Hello everyone! Here, I baked some cookies.
They were the faces of Shinji, along with the glasses that Aizen once wore.
(Y/N): Momo, that's nice, but-
You turned and dumped them out of the window.
(Y/N): Can't accept them.
She looked sad.
Momo: I'm sorry, that's the only thing that came to mind.
(Y/N): Hey, don't let it get you down! It's just, after what he just did, I don't anyone being reminded that he we shall never speak of is a big threat.
Shinji: She still insisted. And yet, I warned her. Whatever, just make one in the symbol of our Squad.
Momo: I can do that!
(Y/N): Can you write that down?
Nanao: Of course.
Unohana: I guess that's solved.
Squad 6...
(Y/N): So?
You smiled at Byakuya who just stared at you.
Byakuya: Very well. It is a culture of your kind. And disagreeing would be a dishonor.
(Y/N): YES! I KNEW YOU WOULD SAY YES!
Byakuya: Renji, do you have the design?
Renji: Design? Captain, you can't be serious?
Byakuya: Now, Renji.
Renji: Ah! Yes Sir!
He brings in this image!
(Y/N): A chocolate Ambassador Seaweed? Well, I'll admit, it's-
Byakuya: You were going to say that my artwork is more skilled than Rukia's right?
(Y/N): Well, if I say anything, I fear you're going to slit my throat with Senbonzakura.
Byakuya: That would be beneath me. But, your answer should be no.
(Y/N): Fine, it's no. Write that down, Nanao.
Nanao: Someone's getting annoyed.
Squad 7...
Komamura sighed and pondered.
Komamura: Let me see. It must be something like- I have it!
(Y/N): YES?!
He shows you a picture of a steak on a skewer.
(Y/N): That's a whole steak!! Too big!
Komamura: I would think that if cutlery was offered, it would be accepted.
Isane: I don't think that's the point. Captain Komamura.
Unohana: Oh, but the children would be pleased by it.
(Y/N): As much as they would be pleased by a cat candy.
Soi Fon: I'm sure Lady Yoruichi would appreciate it.
Squad 8...
Lisa was seen reading a swimsuit magazine, and you walked in.
(Y/N): LISA! PUT THAT AWAY! YOU'RE A CAPTAIN!!
Lisa: Look, there's nothing for me to be ashamed about. I-
(Y/N): You're shoving your perverted influences on your subordinates!
Lisa: I'm not a pervert! I'm just curious.
Momo: But that's kind of the same thing.
Lisa: Anyway, if you want to ask something, make it quick.
(Y/N): Well-
A few minutes later...
Lisa: Simple, Okonomiyaki, and you grill it in the shape of my Hollow Mask.
She puts it on.
(Y/N): Freaky, but neat!
Squad 9...
Kensei: Why you asking me? The only one with the idea making is-
Mashiro: US!
Mashiro drags Shuhei in, who looks annoyed.
Shuhei: I would suggest the simplest thing. Onigiri!
Mashiro: And stuff it with strawberry jam and chocolate syrup!!
Shuhei: No! Stuff it with ghost peppers, or-
Mashiro: That's too spicy! We-
Kensei bashes his lieutenants on the heads, and they both moan in pain.
Kensei: Just pick whichever.
The Members of the Women's Associaton just sigh, though Nanao just writes down the idea.
Squad 10...
Rangiku: I have the best idea! Shaved ice!
Nanao: Really? Rangiku, I have to admit, that's impressive coming from you?
Rangiku: Oh come on Nanao, just because I have the softer skin, and the bigger breasts, and the much better hair, doesn't make me some airhead.
(Y/N): Still doesn't stop you from slacking off, shopping, or spending all day with Orihime. Also, from what Ichigo told me, you use his house to store all of your clothes! Poor fella. It must be hard being a substitute.
Rangiku: And then we can have different syrups, and put us on the cups, and-
Isane: Where would we get the ice then?
Rangiku: Oh simple, we-
Toshiro: NO! I'm not abusing Hyorinmaru for something like that.
(Y/N): Oh have a heart, Toshiro.
Toshiro: And would you stop calling me by my first na-
Y/N): Yeah, I'm not going to stop doing that.
Momo: Please? Toshiro?
She makes puppy dog eyes.
Toshiro: Fine.
Squad 11...
Yachiru: Oh glad you guys came! I got something perfect!
She brings out stuffed dolls of Kenpachi!
Yachiru: We sell dolls of Kenny, and these cool little standees with little dango sticking out of it? Great right Daddy?
(Y/N): It's perfect Yachiru! You cute little tyke you!
Ikkaku: HEY! WE CAN'T DO THAT! THE CAPTAIN WOULD FIND THAT DISRESPECTFUL!
Yumichika: Of course. It should be my face. A beautiful example would-
(Y/N): Hell no Yumichika, I mean not everyone is so ... like you. I say we do either Kenpachi or Ikkaku and his-
Ikakku: Fine. Do the Captain.
Yachiru: YAY!!!
(Y/N): Write that down! This is good!
Nanao: He'll agree with our President either way.
(Y/N): I'm still technically the Ruler of the Soul Society.
Squad 12 (Though you know Mayuri has something sinister planned)...
Mayuri: Oh perfect, that would be the right moment to test my latest invention! Lollipops!
(Y/N): What?! You made lollipops?
Nemu: Master Mayuri happened to poison them. They're watermelon and apple-flavored ones.
Mayuri: Way to spoil it, Nemu, but yes, it is true.
(Y/N): YOU PSYCHO! I'M NOT GOING TO-
Mayuri: Oh calm down, the antidote is on the stick. You simply nibble on it, and-
(Y/N): That doesn't really make it better.
Squad 13... Finally...
Well, Ukitake was taking a nap due to a coughing fit he just had, and Sentaro and Kiyone were taking his place!
Sentaro: Ha! Simple, we'll use-
Kiyone: Dummy, I'll say it! We'll be taking pictures, and giving out bags of cake!
Sentaro: Dumbass, we'll just have pictures and hand out bags of-
Kiyone: Don't copy my idea!
Sentaro: I wasn't going to!
Kiyone: You liar!
Sentaro: It's not a lie!
They both proceed to beat the crap out of each other, and Rukia just enters.
Rukia: Sorry everyone. I have something better.
She shows a sketch of everyone looking like rabbits, and selling just various junk foods and desserts along with taking pictures.
(Y/N): Great! Nanao?
Nanao: That's everything. Can we go now? My arm is tired.
(Y/N): Sure! Let's head home ladies!