2p!Hetalia Boyfriend Scenarios

INTRODUCTION

Greetings (Y/N) (L/N)!

Your choices in life had lead you to open 2P!Hetalia Boyfriend Scenarios—not a very original title, but let's move on, hm?

If you are a first time reader, please note that though this is called a scenario book, it isn't advised for you to pick a random chapter to read however you please. Though I don't have a say in what you do, I would like to inform you that this scenario book has a storyline! Yes, I've always been extra like that.

This series is finished but I am currently doing some editing (and most likely rewriting, too), so that's another thing to look out for 🤧

As another forewarning, I will show you half-assed character files of how I wrote the bois—just so you know what you're getting yourself into. Enjoy!

Francois Bonnefoy
2P!France

a mafia boss (but make it french) who mostly deals with weapons but he has men to do most of his work for him lol 
[i have no idea why but my 13-year-old self had decided to make this happen five years ago and has incorporated it to the plot too much to change so we'll have to accept it 🤧]

has had a lot of flings and one night stands but he can't seem to really think about committing bc they always tend to leave first anyways so yknow what fuck love 😤

he smokes, drinks, and broods a lot

his sleep is fucked up too so he's perpetually tired

Francis is an annoying mother hen always barging in to see how he is or if he's found ✨the one✨ yet

he may seem unmotivated and apathetic to passerbys, but he isn't such a bad guy if you have the patience to go through all the walls he has built up

Allen Jones 
2P!America

a ✨chaotic badboy✨ with a tendency to solve just about any of his problems with his bat

he's rELiABLE WITH THE LADIESSSSS (there are so many to deflow—)

SmACK

his flirtatious tendencies may have gotten him slapped numerous times coUgH

has been vegan for the past century or so

has been arrested a lot through the years and hates the authorities really

also hates being a hero, but he w i l l throw hands for what he thinks is right 

touch-starved but he's too prideful to admit it out loud (just hold him pls)

does a few jobs here and there to make a living, but mostly calls in favors to Alfred for money and whatnot

Alfred is getting tired of saving his ass—please send help

Mathieu Williams
2P!Canada

the local mysterious guy that lives in the woods that surrounds the town who really just doesn't like talking to people

everyone thinks of him as an enigmatic hunk but don't really bother to approach him much because he's so intimidating lmao

guards the forest from bastards like poachers and what not

does trades of lumber sometimes but other than that, Matthew is a sweetheart who has his back with financial thingz since they get along pretty well

tolerates Matthew more than his own brother, Allen

treats anyone with the same amoutn of respect they treat him (all about being fair, buddy)

still James Williams on some parts (I'm working on editing it, I swear)

Oliver Kirkland
2P!England

the cute (but psycho?) baker in town who's had it rough but he's trying ok

he also runs a secret magic trade where makes potions and what nots for arcane users alike

everything he cooks and bakes is d e l i c i o u s dO NOT ARGUE WITH ME ON THIS ONE

will not feed you the special meat unless you want to (aw a considerate sweetheart)

has a rocky relationship with Arthur, but has managed to convince him to give him some money so he could open up a quiant lil bakery UwU

a touch-starved baby who will cry at just about any form of affection given him

struggles with the inner demons and perfectionism he hides behind a cheerful persona

please protecc him

please love him

thank you for listening to my TedTalk—

Luciano Vargas
2P!Italy

the mafia boss pt 2 (italian ver)
[a common assumption that my 13-year-old self had hopped along to and has incorporated it to the plot too much to change so we'll have to hop along with it too]

organizes his work with his brother, Flavio, but unlike Vio, who's taken the sideline of being a model and a fashion designer, Luci doesn't do anything else 

he does like cooking though (spECiaL sAuCe? jk)

a gentleman through and through, until provoked ofc

also a bit of a hopeless romantic??? craves a lot of attention and affection so he uses his charm effectively to woo the ladies and get just that 

got a long list of ex lovers and he loved every single one of them but he eventually gets 💔💔💔 

call him Luci , i d a r e you (it'll make him into a smol raging ball of fury but he'll get used to it—eventually)

known to be ruthless with his endeavors but he's a simp for what he cares about (just don't blatantly call him out on that,, you'll have a very angry Italian throwing knives at you—)

AUTHOR'S NOTE

Greetings, readers!

This abomination is currently under construction—the first half of it, at the very least. My thirteen-year-old self was far too optimistic, awkward and scared to cuss to make this tolerable for my current state of mind. 

Please don't be disgruntled if you think the first few scenarios is good and then the middle part starts spiralling out of control. I am still working on editing this, lololol. 

If it's still a crappy piece of shit, then I am so terribly sorry. All of this, after all, was fueled by my crackhead self who runs on barely any sleep 🤡🔫🔫🔫

Hope you enjoy reading!

Lots of Love!
11182020 Milady Mira