44 (I): Francois Bonnefoy

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Valentine's Day Special

Warnings: F e e l s
Author's Notes: Please be noted that I probably wrote this at 2AM with days of very little sleep after being heavily influenced by Tumblr. Forgive me for any part of this context that made you think I was on some deranged crack. Enjoy and read!~

Francois Bonnefoy as Your Boyfriend

- So, my first initial thought of Francois is that he would have some sort of involvement with mafia organizations

- That's the reason why he'd be rich af

- Also because I like to think that the 2ps aren't given any of the country's money unless they terribly need to, or they can miraculously convince their counterpart and their leader

- He handles his business quite well even though he's a lazy ass

- But mostly he has his underlings to boss around, lmao

- And then you know... you came around

- He had to raise his guard a little to protect you and shizz because his rivals might use you against him

- Honestly, he didn't even dare to think he'd like you

- Y'all were pretty chill together at clubs

- Then he realized that you're the first woman who he's held a proper conversation to

- You didn't want the 'D'—unlike the thirsty hoes he met before

- Meeting you, he doesn't even go to brothels anymore

- He just hits you up on the phone so he can rant about his day while he's on the bed, nearly dozing off

- The moment he became fully aware of his feelings for you

- He was like,,,,

- Fffffffffffffffffffuck

- Because let's all be honest here,,,

- Has Francois Bonnefoy ever been in a relationship past the bed sheets?

- Like a real solid relationship without instant lust or anything???

- Just love and all that romantic stuff???

- The answer is,, N O ofc not

- So he did what any sane perfectly average 21st century man would do...

- He decides to bury his feelings 6 ft below a pile of drunk one night stands

- Srsly,,, he refuses to admit that he already fell

- But theN this random DUde came in one night at a bar

- Francois saw him flirt with you

- He got jelly jelly and then,,

- B A M

- Smooches

- You gotta admit it, the dude was a little piece of shit but at least he's the reason y'all became a thing now

- Everyone, say 'thank you, pervy dude'

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