2p!Hetalia Boyfriend Scenarios

44 (IV) : Oliver Kirkland

Valentine's Day Special

Warnings: F e e l s
Author's Notes: Please be noted that I probably wrote this at 2AM with days of very little sleep after being heavily influenced by Tumblr. Forgive me for any part of this context that made you think I was on some deranged crack. Enjoy and read!~ 

Oliver Kirkland as Your Boyfriend

- T H E SwEETesT THaNGG IN THIS WORLD

- All arguments stated will forever be considered invalid

- like yeah,, Ollie maybe be a little above clown on some people's creepy list but he's so pure and sweet at the same time???

- No one will ever offer you free (not tampered with) delicious cupcakes like Oliver does,,,

- If ur sad af, he'll legit make you a castle filled with all your most favorite treats if it means to see you smile,,,

- But say bad things and misbehave????

- Someone's going down to the basement~~

- His torture techniques go way beyond comprehension

- People who find themselves down in Oliver's personal hell often wish for death,,,

- ThAt'S how brutal he can be

- ,,,poor juan

- Before Ollie decided to establish a bakery of his own,, he was an active deranged killer who worked in the shadows,,

- He still is but he eventually grows tired of it and decides to focus on something else,,,

- When he thought of baking, he begged and begged Iggy but Iggy is a jerk,,, even tho I both luv them,,,

- Eventually, when Ollie got the money he needed,, his planning skills weren't so great bc his bakery was situated near the bad side of the neighborhood and was hard and far from the bustling crowded areas,,,

- But hey, that's where he meets u so it ain't so sad after all!~

- For Ollie,,, everything became a lot easier with you around with him,,

- You became someone he can greatly depend on, his most trusted partner,,

- You helped him with the bakery, you comfort him, you shoo away the bad guys (before he snaps and kills em)

- Then he started having feelings for you and there comes the literal heart eyes from Ollie,,,

- "She's adorable,,," he sighs as your hair sprung out in different directions while you baked a cake with him

- Every bit of effort you give to him isn't left ignored,,,

- You insisted on baking the rest of the cupcakes so he can rest???

- //SwOON

- You gave him your scarf when he forgot his??

- //S W O O N

- That scarf is goNE,,, Ollie ain't givin it back..

- You made him a thank you card bc he was a great friend???

- Ouch,,, friend zone but //SwOOoN

- It rlly hurt him when he thought you'll only be friends,,,

- But he triED SO HARD to woo you istg

- "have a cup of tea, poppet" he says as he shakily hands you a teacup

- "is there something wrong?" U ask him when he suddenly visits out of nowhere,,,

- Oliver proceeds to melt and fails to answer u properly

- Allen from afar, speaking to Ollie through his mic,, "fOoL! Say something smooth!"

- "what,, what's wrongs is that,, is that we're not,,, together,,," he stammers, squeaking in the last part lmao

- U didn't catch it tho,, ur like wHut???

- But one day he can't take it anymore and just kisses you, finally confessing lol

- So anyways yeah,,,

- Fast forward to three years and Oliver IS STILL heart eYEs over you

- Every single achievement he had was with you and he truly finds it hard to think of life without you

- Long country meetings across the world are the most painful for Ollie and he'll count down every second to wait until he gets to see you again

- When he does get to come home and be with you once again, Ollie let's his gentleman side slip off and just smothers you AHAheM

- Tbh YOU'RE the bad influence here, SHusH

- Ollie may be a killer and all (but you don't know that yet) BUT he's pretty much a sapling went it comes to romance and passion and the schmuck

- You basically had to guide him but he eventually manages to stand up on his own feet

- AND noW, he knows how to take you to more romantic dates,,,

- bet you thought something eLSe other than his romance skill development oHONhonHOn

- //COUGh// Obvsly, besides stress-baking, you're the only thing that can calm him down

- You are the saviour to Allen's misfits, I swear

- Whenever that bastard gets himself in trouble in front of Ollie, you come to distract Ollie, just in time for him to run away

- Bless you, Y/n, bless you

- It honestly brings him to tears when he thinks of the past and thinks about all he's done

- He always wonders why you stayed with him

- He always doubts himself, convinced that you'll leave them like they did

- But you always prove him wrong and love him with all your heart

- Oliver KirkLAnd is B A E and you are everything he holds dear

- AFgJHKJHAsvaefufhe I wuv him sho mush T-T