2p!Hetalia Boyfriend Scenarios

44 (V) : Luciano Vargas

Valentine's Day Special

Warnings: F e e l s
Author's Notes: Please be noted that I probably wrote this at 2AM with days of very little sleep after being heavily influenced by Tumblr. Forgive me for any part of this context that made you think I was on some deranged crack. Enjoy and read!~ 

Luciano Vargas as Your Boyfriend

- In his most natural behaviour, Luciano Vargas is v e r y different from the rest of the representatives of Italy

- 1P! Italy: Ve!~
Neko!Italy: Ve~ meow~
Fem!Italy: Ve~~
Luciano: f u c k a l l o f y o u
*this post killed me when I saw it lMAO*

- No one else has the level of short temperedness and negativity like him

- Quite literally Satan to everyone, even sweet, sweet pasta boy, Feli T-T I cri

- So like, remember when I said the second personalities earn their own money??

- Luciano runs a mafia org with Flavio,, even tho Feli is kind enough to approach and lend some money,, but N O

- Luciano wasn't fond of displaying weaknesses,,, he's not asking for help

- Turns out, he's great at the line of work that he and his brother chose,

- Back then,, he used to snake around the king's court and manipulate them to get what he wants

- Now? He has his own empire to rule over

- One thing he wasn't so good at tho was love

- There's a long list of ex-lovers and all of them either used him or fell out of love

- The very last was Catalina and Luciano was devastated,,,

- But as always, he never admits his sufferings

- When he plans on just sleeping around, the longing sensation in his heart always resurfaces, but it only ends with a larger tear on his heart

- Then you came and filled all the gaps and cracks ofc

- The way you voiced your options was so enchanting and—ShiT

- 'not again' he tells himself

- Literally fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck,, what am I going to do with this new found massively blossoming feeling?!!?!?!?!

- Low key felt all giddy when y'all became friends

- Flavio knows it and Luciano had to threaten him to make him shut up, saying he'll burn allllll of Flavio's Gucci bags

- And u know that classic cliché when he asks you the perfect way to woo a girl and you give him all the answers you think are the best and he secretly does them for you

- Like,, he sent a big bouquet of (favourite flowers) to your door with an anonymous note

- Then you got a package of your favourite fandom merch from the same anonymous sender and you were like Whhhhhaaaaa??

- He always wanted to go all "shut up and date me alreadyyy" but then he chickens out lmao

- When he finally had enough and planned to confess, he goes to your house but then you came out too and you bumped into each other, lips touch along with the fall andGodYourLipsAreSoOOoooSoft

- THREE YEARS LATER

- Y'all are happy and lovey-dovey

- A truly "disgusting" sight, according to Flavio's jealous ass

- Everyone in the manor L O V E S you

- You brought more life to the place and it was refreshing to see a much kinder face than the last bitchy lady they saw

- Luciano always takes you to every party or event he gets invited to

- He will NEvER go to one without you

- Flavio's always happy to give you the makeover and fashion ideas you needed for the night tho

- Luciano's territorial tendencies towards you is often underestimated

- His arm is always wrapped around your waist

- The slightest cough from you and he'll be itching to call for the doctor

- You tend to get mad about it and we all know how that went

- In the end, he thought to at least try and give you your own little independence

- Other arguments, however, get steamy,, ifyaknowhatImean

- One way or another, Flavio either says something along the lines of,,,

- "IF YOU PLAN ON DOING IT ALL NIGHT THEN I SUGGEST DOING IT IN AN ISOLATED AREA FAR, FAR AWAY fROM HERE SO EVERYONE CAN SLEEP!!!"

- Or "I AM SO CLOSE TO BURNING THIS ENTIRE ROOM DOWN, mio Dio, non ho mai visto qualcosa di così peccaminoso" (Google Translate// my god, I've never seen something so sinful)

- He's utterly in love with everything that you are

- Him every time you do something, regardless if it's stupid or not,,

- 'that's marriage material right there'

- You're always like "PSSHhhh gEt your eyes checked"

- "You're right, I should. I always see angels around you. I find it hard to believe you're real"

- You then choke, bc ok? that was smooth??

- PppSSHhh, What are you talkin bout Y/N???

- Luciano Vargas is tHE k I n g of smooth talking

- Either way, loving you was the best thing Luciano has ever experience and he doesn't care if he looks weak to his associates, if anything, you're his strength