2p!Hetalia Boyfriend Scenarios

44 (III) : Mathieu Williams

Valentine's Day Special

Warnings: F e e l s
Author's Notes: Please be noted that I probably wrote this at 2AM with days of very little sleep after being heavily influenced by Tumblr. Forgive me for any part of this context that made you think I was on some deranged crack. Enjoy and read!~ 

Mathieu Williams as Your Boyfriend

- Y'all know this lil grump ain't soft and approachable like our lil fluffy pancake Matthew

- But he's adorkable anyways so sHUSsh

- Since he's the most reasonable and indifferent second personality,,, Mattie doesn't have any problems with him when discussing about money,,,

- But Matt is a maNLy MaNADA so he only takes what he needs and not more

- He takes care of the stubborn ass heartless mother fuuuu- cuz he deeply values nature

- Nature reminded him of the times where he stayed with natives during his travels and brings him peace

- Seeing humanity lose their humanity, Matt felt disappointed of what the world has become

- Built his own cabin in the woods to avoid drama with the humans

- People from before bothered him and Kuma a lot so he decided to go far far away from them

- He doesn't hate them or anything, but if he had the last bottle of maple syrup in the world and there's a bunch of hungry people outside his cabin, he'd choose to drizzle and savor it with pancakes, arguments are invalid

- Actually he became cold because people are too afraid of him and Kuma,,,

- He became used to their fearful judging façades that he grows numb to their verdicts

- But seeing how you easily approached Kuma without fear and even petted him aND LIVED???

- H e a r t e y e s

- Jkjkjkjkjkkjk it ain't tHAT obvious ;))))

- But you see, the thing is,,,,,,, he has the flirting ability of a stammering high schooler on their way to greet their crush and said "Good are you?" bc they can't get their words straight

- Once he tried to wink in front of a mirror but blinked twice,,

- don't worry, after a few tries he got it right,,,

- but he never did it in front of you though,,,

- WhiCH is w H Y Kuma decides to take the matter in his own hands,, paws,,, handy paws,,

- AnD Y'ALL knOW how that went ;)))

- Steamy 'accidental' first kiss, sweet nothings and B A M thREE yeaRS later Kuma deals with you and Matt's mush,,, //lowkey vomits from the fluff

- Obviously, it came to you pretty quickly that he sucks at flirting,,, most of the times,,,

- He's only good at it when he ain't trying lol

- Pretty possessive honestly,,, he get jealous vry easily AHahaHHA RIP (Y/N)

- Like,, he trusts you vry much and all,,,, but he doesn't trust the men around you, u kno?

- The type who'll tell you that, "I'm not jealous, just territorial; jealousy is envying what others have, territorial is protecting what's already yours,,"

- You're like,, "lMao, Matt whatever you say,,"

- Gets jealous even around his brother Allen,,,

- To him, Allen's still a lil piece of flirty shit that he can't stand

- If they used to fight a lot before, Ollie now has more trouble stopping their TIL DEaTh rough wrestling across the floor

- Allen later gets a girlfriend too but Matt was still like,,, hmmmm,,, idk

- He still feels tingly when you're cuddly with him

- When you crawl onto his lap and cuddle his larger frame, he stiffens and goes all like,,,

- "What is this?"

- "Affection" you grin, rolling your eyes at him

- "Disgusting,,,,, do it again,"

- PFFT mANaDA w h o

- Went rlly rlly soft bc of you,,,,

- I don't think he's been this addicted to cuddling before,,,

- Cuddling is literally 50% of your relationship

- Romantic dates??? Pfftttt,,, pancakes in bed and cuddling is better

- PANCAKKEEEEESSSS

- Need I say more?

- You two always cook 'em and it never gets old

- Matt couldn't care less of what the others think of him now

- All that matters is that ur within arm's length to him, away from the cruel, cruel world and smooches

- Tbh,, he rEALLY THOUGHT you were innocent when he first met you

- Like,,,, he could have sworn he saw wings and halo on you

- But you're standing here now,,, snickering bc B O I u thought

- Rlly didn't think of it but little did he know. you plan on pulling his curl LmAO he dead

- When you did,,, WHoOps there goes your clothes,,

- If you think I'm gonna write any more than that,, sorry I ain't sinning further

- Matt really does love you though and he's worried because he doesn't know how to express it to you

- vRy Tsun tsun but he always does the littlest things for you

- He picks up the things that you left behind on the floor when your too tired to move

- He offers you his services when you turn into a monster every once in a month

- He asked Matthew for a little money to buy you something special on some occasion

- All the things he does were always done on the thought of you

- Ever since he came to this world, not once did he think that he would be given such a blessing like you

- With every little quirk and weird habit you have, Matt will always love you no matter what