HEART SIGNAL X

E2P7: "She's Being Sarcastic"

{OST: "Love Story" by EPIK HIGH ft. IU}

3rd December 2018,
Heart Signal Day 2,
Monday

[Signal House Living Room, 11:00 p.m.]

Jimin: Who's next? Jieun-ssi?
Yoojung: I think she's just 1-2 years older than me? Maybe 22?
Jieun: Do I really look that young? I'm flattered!

Seokjin: Oh- 30?
Jieun rolls her eyes but laughs.
Jieun: No- I'm 40.
Yoojung gasps.
Jimin: Ahaha Yoojung-ah, she's being sarcastic.
Realisation crept over Yoojung's face and she laughed.
Yoojung: Oh... I got a fright.
Jieun: I'm less than 30 but definitely more than 22.
Byulyi: Oh- 25?
Jieun: Close. I'm 26!
Yoongi: But you really look much younger than your age.
Jieun: Ah, thank you. Now, can y'all guess my job. Since it'll probably be a bit hard, I'll give you a hint: clothing.
Seokjin: Wow, that's a good hint. Model?
Jieun: Nope.
Yoongi: Clothing shop owner?
Jieun: Oh- how did you guess?
Yoongi shrugged.
Yoongi: Well, the hint was narrow so...
Jieun smiled.
Jieun: Ah- I shouldn't have given that hint, should've I. I'm the owner of the clothing shop "Jieun's Clothes". I know the name of the shop pales in comparison to Seokjin-oppa's restaurant, haha. I also design my own clothes! I design both male and female clothing so you guys should drop by sometime to buy some... I'll give you 50% off!
Seokjin: Ah, sounds good to me, Jieun-ah. I've been running out of clothing recently, those that I have are simply too old. The name of your shop is cool too, sounds very posh.
Byulyi: Me too! I'm also curious what your clothes look like... Based on your fashion sense everyday since yesterday, I'm sure your clothes will look amazing.
Yoojung: Byulyi-unnie, let's go visit Jieun unnie together soon!
Jimin: Hey, count the guys in too!
The girls laughed and nodded at Jimin.

[Heart Signal Panel]

Eana: Wah, no wonder her fashion sense is so good. I want to steal her entire wardrobe.
Jongshin: Eana-ssi, there's no need to steal. You can simply go to "Jieun's Clothes" and buy the clothes the way a normal person would do it.
Sangmin: I'm just wondering, who's the most fashionable member in BTS?
RM and J-Hope automatically point to V.
V: Me... really? I like clothes a lot, but recently I was thinking more of Hobi-hyung. His airport fashion nowadays is really daebak. He carries things like transparent plastic bags with colourful flower keychains on them as fashion items, which I find pretty cool too.
RM: Oh- now that you mention it, I think it's a tie between V and J-Hope.
J-Hope: All of us have good fashion sense though, Namjoon-ie's fashion sense is no joke too, especially with the amazing proportions he has.
RM: Ah- J-Hope!
RM and J-Hope high-five each other.
Sangmin: So where do you guys all get your clothes?
RM: For me, I go shopping at outlets very often when I'm overseas. I particularly like Japanese brands.
V: I like ordering clothes online, mostly.
J-Hope: Well, I just walk along the streets and get whatever catches my eye. It has to be very eye- catching, that's my criteria.
Sangmin: I see, maybe "Jieun's Clothes" wouldn't be suitable for you guys then, would it.

[Signal House 11:15 p.m.]

Seokjin: Now, shall we finally move on to Yoongi?
Jieun: 27?
Jimin: I don't think he's that old... he just behaves more mature than he is. Maybe 24? Same age as me?
Yoongi remained expressionless.
Yoongi: Well... anymore guesses? I'll reveal the answer when everyone has finished guessing Yoojung: For me... I think the same as Jimin. I think he's 24 too.
Seokjin: Wah... I really don't know. But I feel like he's a hyung though. 28? 29?
Byulyi: I think he's like 25, if not, 26.
Yoongi smiled and genuinely seemed impressed.
Yoongi: Wah, Byulyi-ssi's really good at guessing. I'm 26.
Byulyi smiled and looked flattered.
Byulyi: Shall we guess his job now? I have a good idea of what he is.
Yoongi: Really? Go ahead then, Byulyi-ssi.
Byulyi: Something related to music... like musician, DJ, composer, something like that.
Jieun: Oh...? He walked in with a keyboard yesterday...
Yoongi smiled and all his gums showed. He looked at Byulyi.

Yoongi: Wah... You're really good. I'm a DJ. For my job, I do gigs at clubs sometimes. In my free time, I also write songs and enjoy playing the piano. Over the years, I have made a reputation in the music industry so I have written songs for artists like Hwang Chiyeol, MAMAMOO and Chungha.
Jieun gasps.
Jieun: That good?
Yoongi: Well...
Byulyi: Wow, I love MAMAMOO! Are you serious?
Yoongi nods.
Seokjin: Daebak. I love MAMAMOO too. Decalcomanie!
Seokjin and Byulyi exchanged looks.
Yoojung: Yoongi-oppa, you're totally a star, aren't you? Working with such famous people.
Jimin: Yoongi-hyung, I want to see you DJ one day! Please tell us when you have your next gig!
Yoongi: You flatter me, guys. Thank you.

[Heart Signal Panel]
RM: Oh-? MAMAMOO.
Jongshin: I'm sure BTS would have had connections with MAMAMOO since you have both been active for so many years, haven't you.
The three BTS members smile.
RM: Well, actually, we're all quite close to MAMAMOO. I have a close hyung who's close to one of the MAMAMOO members and that's how we got to know them too.
V: Yeah, we get along well. They are very friendly hoobaes who know how to have fun. Whenever we hangout or get dinner together, we always have a good time.
J-Hope: I'm particularly close to Wheein, Taehyung-ie is close to Solar and Namjoon-ie is close to Hwasa. We have a good sunbae-hoobae relationship.
Sangmin: Ah... that's good to hear. J-Hope-ssi, since you're the dancing king of BTS, do you want to show us a dance cover of one of MAMAMOO's songs?
J-Hope laughs.
J-Hope: Ah... I'm shy though.
His actions prove otherwise as he leaps to his feet and gets into position with a striking pose.
J-Hope: Please play "Um Oh Ah Yeah".
J-Hope dances a perfect dance cover of "Um Oh Ah Yeah", even adding in details that the original singers never did, making the entire panel roll over in laughter. RM beams with pride.
RM: Our dance leader, our pride indeed.